66% of Americans believe George Bush is not doing a good job in Iraq. (2416 hits)
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Submitted by zakalwe (View user info) at 2005-11-01 12:21:53 EST
The other 34% believe Adam and Eve rode dinosaurs to church.
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Submitted by Draqus (user info) at 2005-12-24 16:15:40 EST (#)
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I'm sorry; I laughed out loud.
Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2005-12-24 15:38:08 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-12-24 15:09:43 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2005-12-24 14:32:57 EST (#)
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Here's another -2, just to give it a negative rating.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-26 19:30:58 EST (#)
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No. Adam rode the dinosaur while Eve fucked Alley Oop.
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2005-11-26 19:16:36 EST (#)
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Go back to posting your porno collection.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-11-26 19:13:05 EST (#)
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They lived on the across the street from the Flinstones, too.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-11-26 19:12:04 EST (#)
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The other 34% believe Adam and Eve rode dinosaurs to church.
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who doean't
Submitted by Walker (user info) at 2005-11-26 19:08:34 EST (#)
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I take it you're talking about citizens of the US. Guess you don't give a rat's ass about what other people around the world think, not to even mention OTHER americans.
Submitted by bitterlemon (user info) at 2005-11-01 22:38:29 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-11-01 22:10:20 EST (#)
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66% of Americans probably couldn't find Iraq on a map.
Submitted by ThineJericho (user info) at 2005-11-01 22:03:04 EST (#)
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I laughed.
Though I voted Bush.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-11-01 21:31:45 EST (#)
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AHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAHAHHA
Awesome.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-11-01 21:22:32 EST (#)
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ba dum dum!
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-11-01 21:22:04 EST (#)
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You know adam and eve were white. Have you ever seen a black man ever offer up his ribs?
Submitted by Required_Reading (user info) at 2005-11-01 21:15:14 EST (#)
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exactly zak.
shake off the haters. not all posts have to be tomes!
remember that.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-11-01 21:06:00 EST (#)
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I dont know about the actual statistics but this was amusing.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-01 20:54:03 EST (#)
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66% of post like this receive -2's from me.
The other 34% had merit.
Submitted by resignator (user info) at 2005-11-01 20:32:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-01 19:43:21 EST (#)
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Make that 67%.
I think he's a bigger dumbshit than even Habeeb or WTH.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-11-01 19:28:01 EST (#)
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WALLSTREET I FUCKING HATE YOU
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-11-01 19:27:30 EST (#)
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thanks, I model my work ethic on that of the leader of the free world.
I just need a Vice-Me to do everything so I can fit in that tricky afternoon siesta.
Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2005-11-01 19:14:51 EST (#)
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Gotta love the effort you put into that.
Submitted by Wallstreet (user info) at 2005-11-01 19:02:26 EST (#)
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And those are the same 66% who "rock the vote" because of P-Diddy....
Liberal fucks.......
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-01 17:45:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-11-01 14:45:11 (#)
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I think it's safe to say that alragusa, in addition to not being a valued contributor to the site, sucks dick.
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I think his reply was funny.
Submitted by ChronicMasturbator (user info) at 2005-11-01 16:48:15 EST (#)
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Good one my Canadian friend.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-11-01 16:35:08 EST (#)
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I suspect stupidity.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-11-01 16:10:53 EST (#)
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I suspect sarcasm,
and Im wondering why Im giving this post 0 instead of -2, it is absolute shit.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-11-01 16:06:35 EST (#)
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really? I'll get right over there and give you a +2 to make up for it then.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-11-01 15:56:58 EST (#)
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well, I definately was not plagarising... was talking about Football and maths problems
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-11-01 15:55:21 EST (#)
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no.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-11-01 15:54:23 EST (#)
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If you're talking about my post....I was not plagarising anyone, I just posted something that the title began with '66% of' becasue I thought it would do, but plagarising? How the flying fuck was I plagarising Kais post? did you even read my post?
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-11-01 15:48:18 EST (#)
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plagiarism is one thing. plagiarising Kai?
another.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-11-01 15:40:51 EST (#)
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Hows this for incoherence?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/78176
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-11-01 15:37:40 EST (#)
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kiss of death: see below
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-11-01 14:48:17 EST (#)
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HEAT THIS MOTHER FUCKER UP!
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-11-01 14:45:11 EST (#)
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I think it's safe to say that alragusa, in addition to not being a valued contributor to the site, sucks dick.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2005-11-01 14:43:37 EST (#)
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It was funny though!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-01 14:39:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by alragusa (user info) at 2005-11-01 14:05:27 (#)
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Montherlant was a French queer.
According to Wikipedia, Montherlant mostly hid his homosexual tendencies during his lifetime. In 1912, he had been expelled from the prestigious Sainte-Croix de Neuilly school for a relationship with a younger pupil. His novel Les garçons (1969) and his correspondence with Roger Peyrefitte (author of Les amitiés particulières (1943), also about homosexual relationships between boys at a Roman Catholic boarding school), are the main testaments to this side of his character.
He also commited suicide in 1972.
So basically Caul, why don't you go fuck his dead corpse?
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:-)
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-11-01 14:34:14 EST (#)
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yeah, kinda like this post, wasting space stating the mind-numbingly obvious.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-11-01 14:32:04 EST (#)
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remember when I called you incoherent, woody?
I was right.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-11-01 14:29:57 EST (#)
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no I dont...Zakalweewee
See! see!
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-11-01 14:27:13 EST (#)
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No I don't.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-11-01 14:26:04 EST (#)
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gotta agree with you here.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-11-01 14:23:50 EST (#)
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clearly kai. we should do something more productive, like learn a second language or invade Syria.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-11-01 14:21:53 EST (#)
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All people do on this stupid webiste is fight. http://www.ubersite.com/m/78172
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-11-01 14:14:26 EST (#)
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you need to work on forming coherent sentences before you can progress to wit, woody.
mbstateside, thanks for the pep talk. I had no idea people could post here for honest criticism of their work. for your next trick, lick my taint.
and mr happy pants, you've said enough already. the "liberal media" is to blame. when you put it that way it's obvious. go steal someone elses oxygen.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-11-01 14:06:23 EST (#)
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I'd like to ride your dinosaur to.....no, wait, not innuendo...insult
you're stupid and or drunk.
Im better at innuendo.
Submitted by alragusa (user info) at 2005-11-01 14:05:27 EST (#)
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Montherlant was a French queer.
According to Wikipedia, Montherlant mostly hid his homosexual tendencies during his lifetime. In 1912, he had been expelled from the prestigious Sainte-Croix de Neuilly school for a relationship with a younger pupil. His novel Les garçons (1969) and his correspondence with Roger Peyrefitte (author of Les amitiés particulières (1943), also about homosexual relationships between boys at a Roman Catholic boarding school), are the main testaments to this side of his character.
He also commited suicide in 1972.
So basically Caul, why don't you go fuck his dead corpse?
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-01 12:55:53 (#)
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"One nation that manages to lower intelligence, morality, human quality on nearly all the surface of the earth, such a thing has never been seen before in the existence of the planet. I accuse the United States of being in a permanent state of crime against humankind." ~ Henry de Montherlant
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-11-01 13:59:02 EST (#)
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Not being able to post porn must be killing you (which is maybe why you've 'lowered' your standards to this) but for me plagiarism on this site is just sad. It's like cheating at Solitaire what do you gain out of it? Does it give you a sence of achievement to be praised (or hounded for that matter) for work that isn't your own?
OK this was just a quick post but besides making a point that your not a fan of Dubbya (which anyone around here who isn't a n00b knows about you anyway) what did you gain out of it? Even if it had had a string of +2's would that make you happy that someone else got a laugh or earned a bit of 'Street Cred' around here for you.
Post less of other people's work and more of your own. Good, bad or Fookin Ugly you'll get more out of it.
Submitted by MrHappyPants (user info) at 2005-11-01 13:58:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2005-11-01 12:50:03 (#)
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Submitted by MrHappyPants (user info) at 2005-11-01 12:32:06 (#)
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18,000 people are killed in the u.s. every year in drunk driving accidents
and people dont like president bush because 2000 have died in iraq?
come on. dont believe everything the liberal media tells you
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It's not the American soldiers dying that the world cares about. Fuck, I'd love it if all your stupid fucking soldiers got killed over there. It's the fucking money he's pumping into weapons, the fact that there happens to be a shit load of oil there, and the fact that he's a nosey bastard that's obsessed with war. That's why the world hates George Bush. We don't give a fuck if a few loyal followers (I believe americans call them "heroes") get killed for going after the cheese in a big rat trap.
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oh, i get it. thanks.
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-11-01 13:54:34 EST (#)
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Take it easy Harry Potter, don't get your goblet all up in a twist.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-11-01 13:44:09 EST (#)
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ramjetmax and mikewhatever too. cocks.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-11-01 13:40:11 EST (#)
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maybe you guys didn't notice, but most of my posts are outright plagiarism. I borrowed this one from a poster on the (HATEHATEHATE) dailykos forums. and I can't really post porn any more, I'm probably still under the headsmans axe as far as Bart cares.
plus, I've been losing interest in this place. go a week without logging in, you find you don't miss it at all.
ps: go fuck yourself whatty, stabby, mr happypants (swampy?).
thanks.
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2005-11-01 13:37:32 EST (#)
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dumbass
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-11-01 13:17:49 EST (#)
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Thief!
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-11-01 13:02:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-11-01 13:00:17 (#)
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Not a good joke and if people below are correct it's not even yours.
This post is sad. Stick to what you're good at ie.. Bitching at people and posting porn.
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HAHHA...
Zakalweener has been served,properly.
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-11-01 13:00:17 EST (#)
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Not a good joke and if people below are correct it's not even yours.
This post is sad. Stick to what you're good at ie.. Bitching at people and posting porn.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-11-01 12:56:02 EST (#)
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Crapola. The polls are bullshit anyway. If you think that Bush isn't doing enough there, obviously you'd agree that he isn't doing a good job so then all of a sudden you are lumped in with the anti-bush anti-war crowd. Polls are so easily skewered it isn't even funny.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-01 12:55:53 EST (#)
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"One nation that manages to lower intelligence, morality, human quality on nearly all the surface of the earth, such a thing has never been seen before in the existence of the planet. I accuse the United States of being in a permanent state of crime against humankind." ~ Henry de Montherlant
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2005-11-01 12:50:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by MrHappyPants (user info) at 2005-11-01 12:32:06 (#)
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18,000 people are killed in the u.s. every year in drunk driving accidents
and people dont like president bush because 2000 have died in iraq?
come on. dont believe everything the liberal media tells you
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It's not the American soldiers dying that the world cares about. Fuck, I'd love it if all your stupid fucking soldiers got killed over there. It's the fucking money he's pumping into weapons, the fact that there happens to be a shit load of oil there, and the fact that he's a nosey bastard that's obsessed with war. That's why the world hates George Bush. We don't give a fuck if a few loyal followers (I believe americans call them "heroes") get killed for going after the cheese in a big rat trap.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-11-01 12:39:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by pfs4life321 (user info) at 2005-11-01 12:38:27 (#)
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lmao true i saw that on the news the other day but i thought it was 59% ehh w/e
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ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-11-01 12:38:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-11-01 12:37:47 (#)
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criticised by Whatty for attention seeking.
oh, the indignity. stop lest it overwhelm me.
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Good, maybe you will fucking die then. That would be great, thanks!!
Submitted by pfs4life321 (user info) at 2005-11-01 12:38:27 EST (#)
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lmao true i saw that on the news the other day but i thought it was 59% ehh w/e
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-11-01 12:38:01 EST (#)
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The Saturday Night Live that quote is from wasn't funny the first time.
Plagiarism killed 6 million Jews in World War II.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-11-01 12:37:47 EST (#)
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criticised by Whatty for attention seeking.
oh, the indignity. stop lest it overwhelm me.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-11-01 12:35:19 EST (#)
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Come on MtHappyPants... don't you know that this little "snitch rat bitch cunt" Zakalwe, is just trying to get attention?
He's a shitfuck wannabe
Submitted by MrHappyPants (user info) at 2005-11-01 12:32:06 EST (#)
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18,000 people are killed in the u.s. every year in drunk driving accidents
and people dont like president bush because 2000 have died in iraq?
come on. dont believe everything the liberal media tells you
snitch rat bitch cunt
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-11-01 12:29:55 EST (#)
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and I also believe 124.7% that Mr HappyPants is correct.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-11-01 12:29:01 EST (#)
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145% believe that you are a cunt.
Submitted by MrHappyPants (user info) at 2005-11-01 12:28:49 EST (#)
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i believe 100% you're a rat snitch bastard
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-11-01 12:25:45 EST (#)
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66% of the time, it works every time.
and i've seen that weekend update as well.
Submitted by matchstickman (user info) at 2005-11-01 12:24:31 EST (#)
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again... stolen. some of us watch snl, some of us don't. thanks for spreading the word, anyhow.