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66% of Americans believe Zakalwe is not doing a good job on Ubersite. (868 hits)

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Rating: 0.21 on 27 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by K@i (View user info) at 2005-11-01 14:18:11 EST


RE: http://www.ubersite.com/m/78162

However Canadians, Australians and U.K. residents find him delightful when served with a nice chianti classico. Go figure!

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Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-11-01 22:55:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Zakalwe is a terrorist name. I like it.

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-11-01 21:55:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

66% of your fat ass is 300 lbs.



Sell your pot and buy a treadmill.


Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-11-01 21:36:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


AHAHHHAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA

I'm so stoned it hurts.

Submitted by ChronicMasturbator (user info) at 2005-11-01 16:47:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

However, you Americans do not count, since you are only 3 % of the total world population.

Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-11-01 16:38:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I don't have a wife. I do, however, have a very large tie on. I like my large tie. It's a pretty large tie. It's burgandy and paisly and swirly and shiny and make me look way cool.

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-11-01 16:34:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

"your wife"?

Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-11-01 16:24:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Careful quoting Americans there, Zak. You might be branded an American-Lover, which these days is as nasty as being called....

Well, I guess there isn't much more that's nastier than that.

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-11-01 16:07:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

"two men can get along if one of them is dead" - George Washington

Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-11-01 15:56:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Can't we all get along?

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-11-01 15:52:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

100% agree, but think this post was a waste of space.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-01 15:31:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Pardon me...I was just informed that the correct term is "South Carolinians".

Whoever we are, we think you fucking stink.

The North Carolinians agree.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-01 15:31:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Pardon me...I was just informed that the correct term is "South Carolinians".

Whoever we are, we think you fucking stink.

The North Carolinians agree.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-01 15:30:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

100% of all South Carolians polled agree that you're a worthless bag of fatshit.

Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-11-01 15:20:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-11-01 14:51:15 (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm a little behind on the alter cycle here, is DrSeussman the current Uber Bad Boy? and what happened to dudethatsBOSH? and MJ?

and when did you get unbanned anyway, kai?
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dudethatsBOSH faded into obscurity
who the fuck is drseussman?
MJ just got unbanned today, apparently. His return post is up on the home page right now.
MrHappyPants is Method, I think.
bowser is Degreeless.
Patrick Swayze is FartSmeller.


Wait, what?

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-11-01 14:54:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

dudethatsBOSH

SHIT... what ever happened to that guy?

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-11-01 14:51:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm a little behind on the alter cycle here, is DrSeussman the current Uber Bad Boy? and what happened to dudethatsBOSH? and MJ?

and when did you get unbanned anyway, kai?

Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2005-11-01 14:45:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Canadian Navy, BUAHAHAHAHAHA
http://www.thestar.com/NASApp/cs/ContentServer?pagename=thestar/Layout/Article_PrintFriendly&c=Article&cid=1130810260038

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-11-01 14:34:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I know you are, but what am I?

PWNED

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-11-01 14:31:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Well, that and he's a queer.

Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-11-01 14:31:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-11-01 14:21:02 (#)
Ranking: 0

you've been getting your info from that damn "liberal media" again, haven't you!

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That was pretty funny

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-11-01 14:29:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

fucks sake.

absolute proof the rating system is biased. I demand fair reportage for both shit-posters and lapsed-peoplewhogiveafuck.

if only the liberal rating system would report on what was really happening in Ira - on my user stats then people could make up their own minds on the issues.

fight the bias, people. dead is alive, red is blue, out the truth or we'll fuck you.

Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-11-01 14:29:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

The other 34% wish he'd go back to posting quality Pr0n.

Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-11-01 14:28:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

k....

Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-11-01 14:26:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

No I don't I think hes going down the shitter

Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-11-01 14:23:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Zak, mine's higher than yours.

Amazing!

Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2005-11-01 14:22:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-11-01 14:21:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

you've been getting your info from that damn "liberal media" again, haven't you!

don't worry, it's not as bad as it seems. opinion polls lie, and so does my average rating.


Aw, being a clown sucks. You get kicked by kids, bit by dogs, and
admired by the elderly. Who am I clowning? I have no business being
a clown! I'm leaving the clowning business to all the other clowns in
the clowning business.

-- Homer Simpson
Homie the Clown