Irony (724 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -1.52 on 36 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Greg Webb <trunks_gw.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2005-11-01 15:21:21 EST
Okay well I was staying after school for weightlifting and my friend Ryan was my partner.
Alright that is the information you need to know for this. Alright well he left me while I was in the middle of a set, and being extremely pissed off by this seeing how I could have gotten messed up if I had drop something on myself; I had to find out why he left. So i walked into the lobby and saw him talking to his girlfriend and her back was turned to me. So realizing I could do things for him to see that she couldn't I started making gestures implying butt sex. Well right when I did this he started cracking up and all of the sudden WHAM, she slaps him in the face. He came up to me and told me right when I started making those faces she was about to say her mom was put in the hospital. I felt really bad and apoligized but I thought it was too coincidental to not find humorous.
User Reviews
Submitted by coocoocachoo (user info) at 2005-12-24 02:10:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ryan is your friend AND your partner? ATTN GHEY MENZ!
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-12-24 01:47:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah, I remember when I was 15. God that sucks. Buddy, put the weights down and pick up some books. Trust me, it doesn't matter how much you can lift when your entire job consists of five words: "You want fries with that?"
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2005-12-24 01:31:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JapanFour (user info) at 2005-12-24 00:43:08 (#)
Ranking: 0
how do you gesture buttsecks? i ask in all seriousness because i would like to teach my 3 year old nephew this over the weekend.
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har har corrupting the youth of the already dying republic. (wow, where did that come from...)
Submitted by JapanFour (user info) at 2005-12-24 00:43:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
how do you gesture buttsecks? i ask in all seriousness because i would like to teach my 3 year old nephew this over the weekend.
Submitted by pfs4life321 (user info) at 2005-12-24 00:39:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
thanks fucker
Submitted by ooQueso (user info) at 2005-11-02 09:31:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
With a lot of creativity, a better title, and English lessons, this could have been a readable story!
Submitted by jeveuxgagner (user info) at 2005-11-02 01:21:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you are a goddam idiot and an absolute shame to all jeunes on this site.
People like you are the reason why everyone on this site thinks all teenagers are fucking morons.
you suck, fuck you.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2005-11-02 01:08:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Oh shit! How did you get those words on the screen?! Do you have a computelator device?!
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-11-01 21:27:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Har har har har har
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2005-11-01 20:59:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Oh, I get it! You titled your post 'Irony', when there was nothing ironic about it..which sort of makes it ironic..but you clearly didn't intend it that way so -1.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-01 17:48:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You sure you didn't drop the weight on your head BEFORE you posted this horseshit?
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-01 17:20:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Douche.
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-11-01 17:19:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I hope you have a strong constitution. You will need it as a minor on this site.
Submitted by malbin (user info) at 2005-11-01 17:15:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Alright, that IS NOT IRONIC
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-11-01 17:10:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Please leave.
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-11-01 17:04:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Ouch! This was painfull to read.
We've all been 15 so don't worry about people giving you shit for your age. However this post was pretty awfull man, poorly written, inane oh and NOT IRONIC!
A little more thought and a little more time should be spent on your next effort.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2005-11-01 16:35:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This post sucks, and it doesn't even bother to suck in a new or interesting way.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-11-01 16:28:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Napoleon: This is probably the worst thing i've ever read.
Kip: Yah, Napoleon, as if it's as bad as that shit on Ubersite about irony.
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2005-11-01 16:23:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
It's also a bad example of potato salad, for that matter.
Submitted by Bobbywangstar (user info) at 2005-11-01 16:14:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 because it's a bad example of irony.
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-11-01 15:58:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Good post dude!
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-11-01 15:52:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by pfs4life321 (user info) at 2005-11-01 15:41:21 (#)
Ranking: -1
not really funny mocking the guy that mocked someone
a little too far
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Erm, What? I wasnt mocking anyone on that post.
this post is terribe by the way
Submitted by trent_nz (user info) at 2005-11-01 15:41:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-01 15:35:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Greg, this writing was really horrible.
Even 'I' can write better than this and
I suck.
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2005-11-01 15:35:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
>>>Sorry I'm not a grown up just yet as a matter of fact I'm only 15 :P
Well, that's the good news. Put the weights down one extra hour a week and pick up a book!
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-11-01 15:33:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
oh dear god....i'm consorting with 15 year olds.
fuck this site. i'm out
Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2005-11-01 15:31:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Was not funny and was not written well to even make it somewhat funny.
i·ro·ny Audio pronunciation of "irony" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (r-n, r-)
n. pl. i·ro·nies
1.
1. The use of words to express something different from and often opposite to their literal meaning.
2. An expression or utterance marked by a deliberate contrast between apparent and intended meaning.
3. A literary style employing such contrasts for humorous or rhetorical effect. See Synonyms at wit1.
2.
1. Incongruity between what might be expected and what actually occurs: "Hyde noted the irony of Ireland's copying the nation she most hated" (Richard Kain).
2. An occurrence, result, or circumstance notable for such incongruity. See Usage Note at ironic.
3. Dramatic irony.
4. Socratic irony.
Submitted by pfs4life321 (user info) at 2005-11-01 15:31:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry I'm not a grown up just yet as a matter of fact I'm only 15 :P
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-11-01 15:30:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Okay well I was staying after school for weightlifting and my friend Ryan was my partner.
Alright that is the information you need to know for this. Alright well he left me while I was in the middle of a set, and being extremely pissed off by this seeing how I could have gotten messed up if I had drop something on myself; I had to find out why he left. So i walked into the lobby and saw him talking to his girlfriend and her back was turned to me. So realizing I could do things for him to see that she couldn't I started making gestures implying butt sex. Well right when I did this he started cracking up and all of the sudden WHAM, she slaps him in the face. He came up to me and told me right when I started making those faces she was about to say her mom was put in the hospital. I felt really bad and apoligized but I thought it was too coincidental to not find humorous.
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ok well
alright well
well
so
learn to start a sentence like a grown-up, you immense pile of shit-divots.
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-11-01 15:28:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-11-01 15:27:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by pfs4life321 (user info) at 2005-11-01 15:25:17 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2005-11-01 15:23:35 (#)
Ranking: -2
That's only irony if you're Alanis Morrisette.
Wow I wonder if he even read the story
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no, he didn't, and neither did I.
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2005-11-01 15:25:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Of course I read the story.
This was bad timing, not irony.
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2005-11-01 15:25:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Now, if her mom was going into the hospital due to buttsecks-related injuries, THAT might have been ironic.
Maybe.
Submitted by pfs4life321 (user info) at 2005-11-01 15:25:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2005-11-01 15:23:35 (#)
Ranking: -2
That's only irony if you're Alanis Morrisette.
Wow I wonder if he even read the story
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2005-11-01 15:23:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
That's only irony if you're Alanis Morrisette.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-11-01 15:23:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
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