Loren Droren #9 (1031 hits)
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Submitted by Loren (View user info) at 2005-11-01 17:15:38 EST
I wish I had more time to spend on my own art, my new job has been taking a lot more of my time then I originally thought. What's a girl to do? I can't really complain on my job, the hours stink but the pay is wonderful.
My usual drawings take anywhere from 3 to 4 hours, sometimes more if I get into serious detail. Once in a great while I can wrap up my art work in 30 to 45 minutes. The strokes just seem to fly out of my favorite medium pencil, as if divinely inspired. The inspiration does not come often, but when it does, there is no stopping me!
What was my inspiration? Fat Tony. A liar and a leech on life who deserves to die a slow painful death.
Although the very thought of you makes me want to vomit, I would like to give birth to our love child. She has been conceived in the womb of my mind. Her name is Toren.
User Reviews
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-11-03 13:04:18 EST (#)
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Loren, I'm sorry. Didn't mean to piss you off hun.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2005-11-02 19:28:22 EST (#)
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Which one of you?
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-11-02 18:07:58 EST (#)
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You love me, don't you icky?
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2005-11-02 14:31:38 EST (#)
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I think he was talking about the pictures of "Fat Tony" and his "family", but I could be wrong.
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-11-02 14:04:35 EST (#)
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Do a Ubersite search on Loren and then go to #8. This is actually something she had "droren" and posted. I then pulled a habeeb in paint and made our love child. Fat Toren.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2005-11-02 10:59:42 EST (#)
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Google... Yahoo... who cares?..
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-02 08:02:57 EST (#)
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So, the Fat Tony pictures...where did they come from?
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-11-02 01:31:15 EST (#)
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boy or girl name?
i like: moolie icky loon
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2005-11-01 21:35:10 EST (#)
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Please, everyone has known about the three author thing for a while. You're more obvious than you seem to think.
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-11-01 20:33:42 EST (#)
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I'm Fat Tony. I'm also Jgreening and every other fuckwit on this site.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-01 19:42:24 EST (#)
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Well, as long as we're all "confessing", I may as well admit that I, too, have been partaking in the "Fat Tony" alter for quite some time,now.
You may have noticed that Shlongy hasn't posted in almost three months.
I've spent many afternoons, having a great big laugh at Uber's expense, toying with the "Fat Tony" moniker. And posting random garbage WITH the Fat Tony stamp of approval.
Blame Method. He's the one who passed along the password to me.
I've been absolutely DYING to tell someone!
Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2005-11-01 19:29:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This should be good, my guess is Bart has the alter now.
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-11-01 19:14:47 EST (#)
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You don't have the password, you never did have it and you never posted anything. Tell me ONE
message you posted. Tell everyone which one you did. Humor me.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-01 19:12:12 EST (#)
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Haha whats the point of answering you, I dont even know who's behind the helm right now.
Change the password back RIGHT NOW!
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-11-01 19:09:05 EST (#)
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Method, if you had the password, what did you post?
(this should be good)
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-01 19:01:28 EST (#)
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Yeah Zak, the jig is up, but it was fun while it lasted
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-11-01 19:00:49 EST (#)
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what's going on here?
don't tell me FatTony was FINALLY exposed as an alter and I missed it.
or did he give up his password?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-01 18:54:26 EST (#)
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People, please stop emailing me for the password to this alter. As I explained, I no longer have it
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-01 18:51:11 (#)
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Sorry Icarus, doling out the Fat Tony password is totally random, those are the rules I set up in the beginning. You can't ask for the password, nor can you give it to a friend.
We use this - http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/users.cgi
We change the setting to "active in the last week", and then scroll down and pick a name totally at random (not Bart or Razor, obviously), and look for an email address under that persons user info. If there are none available, we move on to the next person. We then email the person, explain things to them, and give them the password. That's why Fat Tony is all over the place with his writing, it makes it that much more fun.
Sadly, I have no idea who has it now, they changed the password and we can't get back in, and they won't give it up.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-01 18:45:35 EST (#)
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haha who gave Habeeb the password to the Fat Tony alter?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-11-01 18:25:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this file is so fat, I can't even get it to load on my computer!
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-11-01 17:56:20 EST (#)
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Dude, I am not an alter. There is only one personality. One person.
I'm sorry to freak you out, but mood can influence the style and
content of writing.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2005-11-01 17:48:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-11-01 17:39:59 (#)
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Ick, why the negative?
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Because I've got so many places we can take this alter.
Seriously. Give it.
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-11-01 17:42:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-11-01 17:41:04 (#)
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Shouldn't she be gripping a triple cheeseburger?
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Our love child, Toren wants me to eat healthy. She love me.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-01 17:41:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Back-to-back +2's from Shlongy to the Fatass today...nicely played, Mr. Peanut.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-11-01 17:41:04 EST (#)
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Shouldn't she be gripping a triple cheeseburger?
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-11-01 17:39:59 EST (#)
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Ick, why the negative?
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2005-11-01 17:38:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Give me the password, you fucking alter bastards.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-11-01 17:29:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-11-01 17:28:37 EST (#)
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If it's a boy, we can name him Fat Lorney! I like the sound of that, Fat Lorney.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-01 17:23:55 EST (#)
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Though not mentionned in it, FatTony inspired this post: http://www.ubersite.com/m/71254
FatTony is ground enough for the reinstitution of eugenics.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-11-01 17:22:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
looks like em without the 300lbs of fat.
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-11-01 17:20:07 EST (#)
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If it's a boy, we can name it Loney!
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-01 17:19:06 EST (#)
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i laughed
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-11-01 17:17:50 EST (#)
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(sniff) She's.... she's... beautiful!
(fade out to, 'Isn't she lovely' by Stevie Wonder)