Sick Halloween (1083 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dirty HumorRating: -0.4 on 5 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Erik Kuhn , <gokukuhn.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2005-11-01 21:38:04 EST
This story is entirely fictional. None of this happened. Visit my shitty website here, http://dangerplus.com/thelastsamurai
I was abducted by aliens. That's why I haven't posted in such a long time.
Here is what I did for Halloween:
I decorated my house with tons of stuff to attract lots of people.
I dressed up as a dummy and sat on a bench outside my house with a bowl of candy in my lap.
When kids reached in to grab some candy, that's not all they would grab. I had cut a hole in the bowl and put my hard dick through it and covered it with candy. I got my dick touched by atleast a dozen little delicious kids. When they discovered what they had touched and asked about it, I said it was fake and they believed me! HAHA. Man that was great.
Later, I opened my door and waited behind a bush for kids to go up to it. As soon as they were in front of the door, I herded them all inside. I closed and locked the door. Then I pulled out my chainsaw and forced them into my bedroom and into a corner. I threw some acid on them to melt their clothes off. Then I told them to have sex with eachother or they would die. I jacked off to it. AMAZING! I had never released so much cum before! After a while, I released the kids and told them that if they told anyone, a bomb hidden in their houses would go off. HAHA.
Now I'm moving to Alaska.
User Reviews
Submitted by ooQueso (user info) at 2005-11-02 09:12:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Twisted. Someone should kill you soon.
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-11-01 22:49:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Obvious paedophile fixation with latent homicidal tendencies.
I think thats illegal in Alaska too.
Good luck with that!
Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2005-11-01 22:09:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Sick but funny?
What part of this was either?
Submitted by starshine (user info) at 2005-11-01 22:05:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yum!
Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2005-11-01 21:50:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sick but fuckin funny!