Oh my (330 hits)
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Submitted by Chronic Master Baiter (View user info) at 2005-11-01 22:03:55 EST
I have not seen this done for a long time...
Frequently I made trips to town,
Unmasking my visage before the patrons of the bar.
Cold Beer, Wine, and such were signs of affluenc,
Kings before me, of vanity.
Yearly such a trip was made,
On the fourth day of March.
Usually I missed it.
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-01 23:11:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Given up on life?
Or is that my wishful thinking?
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-11-01 22:58:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-01 22:19:20 (#)
Ranking: -2
I've seen bad poetry before.
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Took the words right out of my mouth.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-01 22:41:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
back in middle school when we had a substitute, sometimes they'd let us play a game to eat away the time. My favortie was hangman, because the kids would come up with a eeriely rational order to their choices
here:
_ _ _
F
a
u
k
y
e
w
oops, only one letter. _a_
the answer was cat
class in unison "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
next:
_ _ _
h
a
y
r
i
b
o
c
k
s
no..... only one letter again. _o_ the answer was dog
"AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW"
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-01 22:33:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm hanging around for the first, "fuck you, too!"
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2005-11-01 22:31:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This must have taken you hours.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-01 22:23:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Killing children left and right
is your one true delight
so is fisting drunken cows
sometimes rabbits if the state allows
maybe you should stop while your ahead
you don't need the police beating you dead
any way you chose to end this tale
sodomy, i'm sure it will entail
so...wear a rubber.
Submitted by crownofsuns (user info) at 2005-11-01 22:22:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-01 22:19:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I've seen bad poetry before.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-11-01 22:18:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
meh
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2005-11-01 22:16:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Was it really so hard to spell check this?