10 Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong (1464 hits)
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Submitted by Gov't Cube (View user info) at 2005-11-02 14:25:12 EST
10 Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong
01) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
02) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
03) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
04) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
05) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
06) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
07) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
08) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
09) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
User Reviews
Submitted by crazyaardvark (user info) at 2005-11-03 02:31:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I agree with the sentiment
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-11-02 20:53:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-11-02 15:26:30 (#)
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-02 20:20:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
At least plagiarise something good.
Submitted by darkspoon (user info) at 2005-11-02 20:09:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This was funny the first time I read it.
It's not anymore, really.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-11-02 17:24:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
stupid attempt at flames
Submitted by ScoutCJustice (user info) at 2005-11-02 17:04:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'd never seen it before, and it was funny, so +1
Submitted by satchel (user info) at 2005-11-02 16:48:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Done better: http://www.ubersite.com/m/41435
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-11-02 16:34:19 EST (#)
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great! plagiarism!
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-11-02 16:34:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-02 15:24:33 (#)
Ranking: -1
I agree with this post, but I hate plagiarism.
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2005-11-02 16:16:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-11-02 15:26:30 (#)
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Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-11-02 16:11:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I thought this was an ok (at best) attempt at humour but it would have been better if you were more subtle so people weren't sure if you were joking.
For info on how to do this check out Check out Eatmecompletly's post http://www.ubersite.com/m/78229) because I and quite a few others totally grabbed the wrong end of the stick on that this morning.
Then however I found out this is plagurism. I don't know what's worse the fact that this isn't yours or the fact that you thought it was worth plagurising.
Submitted by Azk (user info) at 2005-11-02 16:07:41 EST (#)
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You are gay!
Lolllszzz lik 1 dis 500 funi aahahahhzhzhz !LOL
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-11-02 15:54:43 EST (#)
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Seen in 1,000 times.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2005-11-02 15:53:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
LONGER LIFESPANS?!?!!!!!!??????????!!!!!!!!!!
OMFGWTFHAIGFDN?????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-11-02 15:50:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
133t3s7 41t3r 3V4R!!!1!!11
Submitted by herbman (user info) at 2005-11-02 15:48:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-02 15:37:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
funny
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-11-02 15:26:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://newjersey.craigslist.org/about/best/por/102351114.html
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-02 15:24:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I agree with this post, but I hate plagiarism.
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2005-11-02 15:22:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-02 15:09:36 (#)
Ranking: -2
10 Reasons Why I'm going to Print out This Post And Use It To Wipe My Ass.
1. This post sucks
2. I've run out of toilet paper
3. I have no money to buy toilet paper
4. I'm too lazy to go buy toilet paper
5. The copy machine is located next to my desk
6. Paper is cheaper than toilet paper
7. I poop a lot
8. This post is why people leave this site
9. You're gay
10. This post sucks
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-11-02 15:16:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-11-02 14:27:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
Aw fuck! I think this post gave me ghey!
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There were 2 directions to go with the title, and you luckily went the funny way.
As for the cutting and pasting allegations, well...you probably did, but it's been done and +2'd before. So whatever.
Submitted by KillerCowz (user info) at 2005-11-02 15:15:57 EST (#)
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"08) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America"
wow you are dumb.
wow you are a faggot
wow that is funny
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-02 15:09:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
10 Reasons Why I'm going to Print out This Post And Use It To Wipe My Ass.
1. This post sucks
2. I've run out of toilet paper
3. I have no money to buy toilet paper
4. I'm too lazy to go buy toilet paper
5. The copy machine is located next to my desk
6. Paper is cheaper than toilet paper
7. I poop a lot
8. This post is why people leave this site
9. You're gay
10. This post sucks
Submitted by mtgn37 (user info) at 2005-11-02 15:09:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
funny thief tells truth
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-11-02 15:06:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Faggots. Gotta love 'em. Up the butt.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-02 14:52:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
10 reasons why you are unoriginal
Cut
Paste
Copy
Ah shit, there is only three reasons
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2005-11-02 14:50:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Stolen??
you didn't write this? Aw, shit. I hate that.
Submitted by malefic (user info) at 2005-11-02 14:48:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Quality satire, if a bit understated.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-11-02 14:48:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 because this is plagiarized from "best of craigslist"
you should know better
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-02 14:43:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2005-11-02 14:35:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I snickered once or twice.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-11-02 14:32:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
...and one last one because I'm bored.
After reading the post, I can say that I enjoyed it.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-11-02 14:32:18 EST (#)
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...and another.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-11-02 14:32:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Honestly dude, I apologize. I read the title and thought that you were just being a gay bashing fuck.
Here's a +2 to even things out a bit.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-11-02 14:29:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2005-11-02 14:27:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-11-02 14:27:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Aw fuck! I think this post gave me ghey!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-02 14:27:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I get it. This is satire. But you could have done more with it.
But never forget the real reason to allow gay marriage. Can you imagine Gay divorce Court on tv?
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-11-02 14:26:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'd like to be the first to suggest that we ignore this post and deny this fool the heat and attention he is so desiring.