john 3:16 (583 hits)
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Submitted by sweet jebus (View user info) at 2005-11-02 20:34:46 EST
THEIR WAS A MAN OF TEH PHARIESES NMED NICODAMUS A RUL3R OF DA JEWS
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DA SM3 CME 2 J3SUS BY NIGHT AND SADE UN2 HIM RABI WE KNOW TAHT THOU ART A T3ACHAR COME FROM GOD FOR NO MAN CAN DO TH3S3 MIRACL3S TAHT THOU DOEST AXCAPT GOD B WIT HIM
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!!111 WTF LOL JESUS ANSWAR3D AND SADE UN2 HIM VARILY VERILY I SAY UN2 THE 3XCAPT A MAN B BORN AGANE HA CANOT SE TEH KNGDOM OF GOD
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11!!11 OMG WTF NICOD3MUS SATEH UN2 HIM HOW CAN A MAN B BORN WH3N H3 IS OLD?!!?? WTF CAN HA ENTER TEH SECOND TIEM IN2 HIS MOTHARS WOMB AND B BORN
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???!??!? OMG LOL J3SUS ANSWERED V3RILY V3RILY I SAY UN2 THE 3XC3PT A MAN B BORN OF W8R AND OF DA SPIRIT HE CANOT 3NTER IN2 DA KNGDOM OF GOD
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1111!! OMG WTF LOL TAHT WHICH IS BORN OF DA FLESH IS FLESH AND TAHT WHICH IS BORN OF TEH SPIRIT IS SPIRIT
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11!!1 WTF MARVEL NOT TAHT I SADE UN2 THE YE MUST B BORN AGANE
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!111!!1 TEH WIND BLOW3TH WH3RE IT LISTETH AND THOU HAAERST DA SOUND THEIR BUT CANST NOT T3L WHENCA IT COM3TH AND WHITH3R IT GOETH SO IS AVERY ONE TAHT IS BORN OF TEH SPIRIT
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!11!!! OMG LOL NICOD3MUS ANSWER3D AND SADE UN2 HIM HOW CAN TH3SA THNGS B
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?!!!?!!! OMG WTF J3SUS ANSWERED AND SADE UN2 HIM ART THOU A MAST3R OF ISRAEL AND KNOWAST NOT THES3 THNGS
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??!!?!!!? OMG LOL V3RILY V3RILY I SAY UN2 THE WA SPAAK TAHT W3 DO KNOW AND T3STIFY TAHT W3 HAEV SEN AND YE RAC3IEV NOT OUR WITN3S
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1!!!!1!1 OMG LOL IF I HAEV 2LD U EARTHLY THNGS AND YE BLEIVE NOT HOW SHAL YA BLEIV3 IF I TAL U OF HEAEVNLY THNGS
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?!!!?! OMG WTF LOL AND NO MAN HATH ASC3NDAD UP 2 HAAEVN BUT HE TAHT CME DOWN FROM HEAEVN EVAN DA SON OF MAN WHICH IS IN HEAEVN
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!111111 OMG AND AS MOS3S LIFT3D UP TEH SERPANT IN TEH WILD3RNAS 3VEN SO MUST TEH SON OF MAN B LIFTAD UP
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TAHT WHOSO3VER BLEIVETH IN HIM SHUD NOT PERISH BUT HAEV 3TERNAL LIEF
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1!!!!1!1 OMG WTF FOR GOD SO LOVED DA WORLD TAHT HA GAEV HIS ONLY BGOTEN SON TAHT WHOSO3VER BLEIVETH IN HIM SHUD NOT PERISH BUT HAEV EVERLASTNG LIEF
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!111!1 LOL FOR GOD SANT NOT HIS SON IN2 DA WORLD 2 CONDAMN DA WORLD BUT TAHT DA WORLD THROUGH HIM MIGHT B SAEVD
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!!1!11!! OMG WTF HE TAHT BLEIVATH ON HIM IS NOT COND3MN3D BUT H3 TAHT BLEIVATH NOT IS CONDEMNED ALREADY B/C HE HATH NOT BLEIVED IN DA NM3 OF DA ONLY BGOT3N SON OF GOD
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!11!11 OMG WTF AND THIS IS DA COND3MNATION TAHT LIGHT IS COM3 IN2 DA WORLD AND MAN LOV3D DARKNES RATHER THAN LIGHT B/C THEYRE DEDS WAR3 EVIL
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1!11!1!! WTF FOR EVARY ON3 TAHT DO3TH AVIL HAETTH DA LIGHT NEITHER COMETH 2 DA LIGHT LAST HIS DEDS SHUD B RAPROVAD
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1!!!!!! WTF BUT HE TAHT DO3TH TRUTH COM3TH 2 DA LIGHT TAHT HIS DEDS MAY B MAED MANIEFST TAHT TH3Y R WROUGHT IN GOD
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1!1111 AFTER THASE THNGS CMA JESUS AND HIS DISCIPLES IN2 TEH LAND OF JUDAAA AND THEIR HA TAREID WIT THEM AND BAPTIEZD
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!111!11 WTF LOL AND O ALSO WAS BAPTIZNG IN AANON N3AR 2 SALIM B/C THEYRE WAS MUCH W8R THEIR AND THAY CMA AND WER3 BAPTIEZD
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1!!1!1 OMG LOL FOR O WAS NOT YAT CAST IN2 PRISON
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1!11 OMG WTF LOL THEN THEIR AROSE A QUESTION BTWEN SOME OF O DISCIPL3S AND TEH JEWS ABOUT PURIFYNG
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11!11 AND THAY CME UN2 O AND SADE UN2 HIM RABI HE TAHT WAS WIT THE BYOND JORDAN 2 WHOM THOU BAERST WITNES BHOLD TEH SM3 BAPTIEZTH AND AL MEN COM3 2 HIM
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11111! LOL O ANSW3R3D AND SADE A MAN CAN REC3IEV NOTHNG EXC3PT IT B GIEVN HIM FROM HEAEVN
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11!1!! WTF LOL YE UR BAR M3 WITNES TAHT I SADE IM NOT DA CHRIST BUT TAHT IM S3NT BFORE HIM
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11!! OMG WTF HE TAHT HATH TEH BRIED IS DA BRIEDGROM BUT TEH FREIND OF TEH BRIEDGROM WHICH STANDETH AND HAAERTH HIM REJOIECTH GR3ATLY B/C OF TEH BRIEDGROMS VOIEC THIS MAH JOY THEIR IS FULFILED
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!!11 H3 MUST INCREAES BUT I MUST DACRAAES
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!!1!1 OMG WTF H3 TAHT COMATH FROM ABOVE IS ABOV3 AL HA TAHT IS OF DA AARTH IS AARTHLY AND SPEAEKTH OF DA 3ARTH HE TAHT COMATH FROM HAAEVN IS ABOVA AL
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!!1!1 OMG WTF LOL AND WUT HE HATH SEN AND H3ARD TAHT HA TASTIFEITH AND NO MAN RECEIEVTH HIS TESTIMONY
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!1!! OMG WTF HE TAHT HATH RECEIEVD HIS T3STIMONY HATH S3T 2 HIS SEAL TAHT GOD IS TRUE
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1111! LOL FOR HE WHOM GOD HATH S3NT SPEAEKTH TEH WORDS OF GOD FOR GOD GIEVTH NOT DA SPIRIT BY M3ASURE UN2 HIM
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1111!!! WTF LOL DA FATHAR LOVETH TEH SON AND HATH GIEVN AL THNGS IN2 HIS HAND
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!111 WTF HA TAHT BLEIVATH ON DA SON HATH EV3RLASTNG LIEF AND HE TAHT BLEIV3TH NOT DA SON SHAL NOT SE LIEF BUT DA WRATH OF GOD ABIEDTH ON HIM1!!!! OMG WTF LOL
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2005-11-03 18:31:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-02 20:57:07 (#)
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I hope this took you a while cause noone's gonna read it.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-03 18:28:09 EST (#)
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Sweet Jeebus is right...
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-11-03 18:20:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-02 20:57:07 (#)
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I hope this took you a while cause noone's gonna read it.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-02 20:57:07 EST (#)
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I hope this took you a while cause noone's gonna read it.
Submitted by nogagreflex (user info) at 2005-11-02 20:49:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-02 20:48:35 EST (#)
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I don't think Jesus would like this post, young man.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-02 20:47:23 EST (#)
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John 316 was a third-floor men's room. . .