And We Thought There Was No Such Thing As Mircales. (492 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -0.17 on 7 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Drop It Like It's Disgusting<likeafallingbomb.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-11-02 21:43:49 EST
There's nothing that spells natural selection like a man-made machine to take care of God's work. I envision that the world is one giant box with a giant claw attached to it, just like those carnival games in which you spend $10.00 for a stuffed animal of "Hello Kitty".
The rules for the claw would be simple - act fairly descent, be respectful, and be thoughtful - if you're a prisoner of genes that misguide your thoughts... well I guess you're pretty much fucked. Normalcy is acceptable.... But you would be required to at the very least not to run around the streets like a mongrel out of control. You know that one air-headed friend you have that always asks why the grass is green? Well, she would be gone. The Claw would sail down from the sky into the crisp night, or day, and grab it's target. It's gone as soon as it came.
The unfortunate target would be dropped off on some island that has just been filled with the world's most thoughtless population for the Velocaraptors who inhibit the island to take rule as if we were back in the prehistoric times. The fat guy who always seems to be staring off into thin air while you're driving behind him at 10 miles an hour on the freeway - he'd be gone before long. The old lady to takes the privilege of walking in the middle of the street during rush hour traffic would accompany him.
We would not have to deal with the minor nuisances of our own kind any longer.
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Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-11-03 07:01:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2005-11-03 05:38:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by erinly (user info) at 2005-11-02 22:45:14 (#)
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Mircales?!?!
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He meant "Merkins".
Submitted by crownofsuns (user info) at 2005-11-03 00:55:25 EST (#)
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+1 for the mention of Hellokitty. Somebody I knew once loved her.
Submitted by DropItLikeItsDisgusting (user info) at 2005-11-03 00:50:09 EST (#)
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My bad mongrels... I don't like to edit things, I'm far to stupid to press buttons like that!
Submitted by erinly (user info) at 2005-11-02 22:45:14 EST (#)
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Mircales?!?!
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-02 22:30:52 EST (#)
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a mircale is a breed of dog that can tapdance...
on ice!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-02 22:02:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
-2 for piss poor editing.
+4 for a good idea. When does it start?