i HATE my cats!! (4086 hits)
Category: Computers & InternetRating: -1.13 on 68 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by blueice (View user info) at 2005-11-02 22:26:24 EST
but i dont have to anymore!!
User Reviews
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-07-13 18:11:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
sick fuck
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2008-07-13 15:53:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I hate you.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-07-13 04:46:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by JeffyJeff (user info) at 2008-07-13 03:03:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's so awesome! I've always wanted to do something like that.
Submitted by magical_invisible_torso_man (user info) at 2005-11-08 00:27:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
cat, the other white meat
Submitted by Balrog (user info) at 2005-11-07 17:01:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
The picture made me nearly puke, then followed by laughter, call me sick but damnit I thought it was funny.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2005-11-07 16:26:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I would kick your fucking ass.
Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2005-11-06 19:01:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That cat is SO owned
Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2005-11-06 17:32:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you're mother had a wooden leg with a kick stand
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-06 16:53:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ashlee you bitch!
how are you?
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-11-06 16:50:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I feel you should know that I logged in JUST to tell you how much you suck.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-06 16:40:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
<ejaculates>
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-11-06 16:21:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you fucking piece of shit.
i hope you have a seizure and choke on your tongue.
fuck your mother too.
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-11-05 15:28:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-11-05 15:28:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Mmmmm I want Chinese food!
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-11-05 15:28:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm too sexy, for pussy. For pussy cat!
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2005-11-05 01:31:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This makes me want to kill someone.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-04 21:34:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Googling or not, the author is a rotten fuck. Anyone
who +2ed this can suck me.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-11-04 21:07:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
his other post that shows the evolution of how this came to be.
i love this shit man.
ive been desensitized to most things now.
but naimsl is the one thing that i still get pissed off at every single time.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-11-04 16:02:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-11-04 14:58:07 (#)
Ranking: -2
even urbane's snatch wasnt as bad as this.
its a close 3rd though.
ouch.
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Ok, bob. You've piqued my curiousity.
What's #1?
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2005-11-04 15:07:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow. Fake pics of a dead kitten. I just have to say that everything you have ever done is so shocking and offensive. No matter what that counsellor your mom sends you to says, you are NOT a normal teenage boy. You're so much smarter than those conformist capitalist suckers who shop at the GAP and Old Navy - that's why you shop at Hot Topic, just like all your other reject friends. All those girls at your Junior High - the ones who shove you in your locker after remedial math - secretly dig the Halo screen caps you taped to your trapper keeper.
Here's the -2 you need to maintain your self-image as a self-styled bad boy. Please bless us with some emo poetry, or things you find on Google Image search.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-11-04 14:58:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
even urbane's snatch wasnt as bad as this.
its a close 3rd though.
ouch.
Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2005-11-04 13:56:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-11-04 12:15:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-11-04 01:06:12 (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-11-03 22:45:28 (#)
Ranking: -2
this is the 2nd worst post that i have ever seen on uber.
Lemme guess... #1 was the post containing Urbane's snatch?
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Am I the only one who didn't see that?!
I've seen worse. This isn't even shocking anymore.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-11-04 09:26:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This is vile and you are ill.
Submitted by randomhero83 (user info) at 2005-11-04 08:18:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-11-04 01:06:12 (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-11-03 22:45:28 (#)
Ranking: -2
this is the 2nd worst post that i have ever seen on uber.
Lemme guess... #1 was the post containing Urbane's snatch?
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That's funny...
I thought this WAS a picture of Urbane's snatch.
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2005-11-04 02:47:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
anyone translate whats on the CD?
i know, not exactly first on everyones mind... but, i'm interested.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-11-04 01:06:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-11-03 22:45:28 (#)
Ranking: -2
this is the 2nd worst post that i have ever seen on uber.
Lemme guess... #1 was the post containing Urbane's snatch?
Submitted by Vermin (user info) at 2005-11-04 00:39:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
On the one hand you offended a lot of people which is always good. On the other, you just stole a picture from a website and posted it. I like to see a little humor and effort made to be tasteless and this had neither.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-11-03 22:57:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-11-03 22:45:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
this is the 2nd worst post that i have ever seen on uber.
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-11-03 21:26:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I like animals. (-1)
Yet I hate cats. (+1)
I still don't approve of unnecessary violence toward animals, though. (-2)
Would have been better if it were a human. Then I would have laughed uncontrollably. (+1 because the thought of human torture just brightened my spirits ever so slightly)
Submitted by DarthAwesome (user info) at 2005-11-03 20:21:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love my little kitty
Her coat is so warm
And if I don't hurt her
She'll Do me no harm
Unless I skin her and nail her to the wall
Har Har Mother Goose
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-11-03 19:35:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-11-03 15:41:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
Hang in there, baby.
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Holy shit I crapped my pants this was so funny!
but the post still was tasteless.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-11-03 19:31:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
unnecessary
Submitted by bigjeegro (user info) at 2005-11-03 18:21:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What a fucking bastard...
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-11-03 15:41:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hang in there, baby.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2005-11-03 13:38:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"we need a hooka we can put down under the seat.
If anyone sees us, they'll just think we're using
oxygen"
Submitted by Ferretnose (user info) at 2005-11-03 13:37:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I hope you fall down into a silo of dismembered, putrefying catheads and have to dig your way out.
Submitted by TheSunGod (user info) at 2005-11-03 13:16:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
that fucking cat got off easy.
cats deserve so much worse.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-11-03 12:17:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-03 08:39:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
i hate pets
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I love that Frenchy-Canadian Froggy Faggot.
Still.
A -2 for you, dipshit.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-11-03 12:15:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Submitted by highlander (user info) at 2005-11-03 12:11:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck you, bastard
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-11-03 11:40:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by ellsmall (user info) at 2005-11-03 11:18:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I can't believe you paid money to draw attention to this shit. You really are a pathetic mess.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-11-03 10:08:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
BANBANBANBANBAN! this piece of shitposter!
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-11-03 09:36:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-11-03 03:06:40 (#)
Ranking: -2
That just made me love my cat more.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-03 08:39:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i hate pets
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2005-11-03 07:41:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-03 05:58:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?
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What he said.
Sick fucker.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-03 05:58:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-11-03 03:57:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-11-03 03:27:39 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-11-03 03:06:40 (#)
Ranking: -2
That just made me love my cat more.
Stay away from him! BASTARD!
This review makes me laugh when I think about the alien cat story that you wrote.
I create because I love.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-11-03 03:38:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
That's just not nice.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-11-03 03:27:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-11-03 03:06:40 (#)
Ranking: -2
That just made me love my cat more.
Stay away from him! BASTARD!
This review makes me laugh when I think about the alien cat story that you wrote.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-11-03 03:06:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
That just made me love my cat more.
Stay away from him! BASTARD!
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-11-03 00:30:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Poor kitty. =(
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2005-11-02 23:57:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Holly shit! Holly funkin god! What the fuck!
- thats all I have to say with a expression of shock
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-11-02 23:55:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
asshole
Submitted by crownofsuns (user info) at 2005-11-02 23:53:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You deserve to die.
Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2005-11-02 23:50:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Alter
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-11-02 23:41:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
fucking die and eat shit that was shat out of your mother's vagina.
Submitted by The_Last_Prophet (user info) at 2005-11-02 23:25:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Damn! Your cat committed suicide! You must be sick!
Submitted by erinly (user info) at 2005-11-02 23:18:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!! I <3 the originality of you're posts, dudette!!!!111!!!!
Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2005-11-02 22:46:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-11-02 22:35:10 (#)
Ranking: -2
Someone's going to photoshop this onto a poster that says "Hang in there, baby."
I just know it.
Fuck you.
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BRB
((opens photoshop))
Submitted by hcp28 (user info) at 2005-11-02 22:37:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
That is sick.
Submitted by yeahthatme (user info) at 2005-11-02 22:36:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Seek therapy now. Fuck that, just fill your ass with bleach and nails then light yourself on fire.
Repeat until you're only a stain.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-11-02 22:35:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Someone's going to photoshop this onto a poster that says "Hang in there, baby."
I just know it.
Fuck you.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-11-02 22:32:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What a poor, lonely person you must be
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-02 22:28:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
come on the night's still young. don't end on a down note.
wittle baby.