i can't believe you're making me do this. (1169 hits)
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Submitted by pen_name (View user info) at 2005-11-02 23:06:41 EST
here's my idea of pet humor.
i hope that clears this up.
blackierocks.mp3 (3 MB) [audio/mpeg]
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Submitted by erinly (user info) at 2005-11-03 12:38:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-11-03 07:31:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by erinly (user info) at 2005-11-03 01:29:09 (#)
Ranking: -2
Congradulations, Congradulations to me!!!
Oh, and I'm not quite sure what the definition of Pen_name is... pseudonym, alias, assumed name, fictious name.
Right.
I'm the alter?
I've been "guns blazing" since 2004 you dumb bitch. Your stupidity just happened to elude me until tonight, asshat.
... ASSHAT!!!! OMG, an ALTER!!!!!!!!11 LMAO!!!
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Yep. I'm going with pen_name on this one. Either "erinly" is too much of a pussy to post their own shit for review and subsequent slamming by the populace of ubersite, or they're an alter. Lose/lose as far as I'm concerned.
Also, he/she/it misspelled congratulations. Twice in a row. For something that likes to call people stupid, maybe it should spellcheck once in a while.
Anyway, pen_name, the rest of ubersite likes you. But, there's always that one no name troll that likes to think they have something to say, you know?
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No name troll? Or alter? Please, make up your mind and I can congratulate you when you're finished.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-11-03 10:11:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Worst three years of my life, man. Worst three years of my life.
<convulsive shiver>
<eye twitch>
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-03 09:58:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
thanks q. way to be johnny on the spot with that.
still, more thanks goes to my man, fart. *chest thump* I got lots of love, man.
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Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-11-03 09:04:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
I knew there was something I liked about you.
You went to gay bars?
I mean . . . law school?
Y Halo Thar Firstyeer.
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oh yeah, i remember it like it was yesterday. my third day in I royally pissed off one of my professors. She gave a long speech about disruptions in her class and when she finished i got up and went to the can. Couldn't help it. had the runs, something fierce.
of course, she gave me the evil from that day onward--chosing me at least once a session for some playful give and take. She even moved me to the front so i wouldn't get out of line.
good times.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-11-03 09:04:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I knew there was something I liked about you.
You went to gay bars?
I mean . . . law school?
Y Halo Thar Firstyeer.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-11-03 08:59:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
FartSmeller,
I think you'll notice that erinly was making fun of how pen_name had misspelled congratulations in the review just before that one.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-11-03 07:31:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by erinly (user info) at 2005-11-03 01:29:09 (#)
Ranking: -2
Congradulations, Congradulations to me!!!
Oh, and I'm not quite sure what the definition of Pen_name is... pseudonym, alias, assumed name, fictious name.
Right.
I'm the alter?
I've been "guns blazing" since 2004 you dumb bitch. Your stupidity just happened to elude me until tonight, asshat.
... ASSHAT!!!! OMG, an ALTER!!!!!!!!11 LMAO!!!
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Yep. I'm going with pen_name on this one. Either "erinly" is too much of a pussy to post their own shit for review and subsequent slamming by the populace of ubersite, or they're an alter. Lose/lose as far as I'm concerned.
Also, he/she/it misspelled congratulations. Twice in a row. For something that likes to call people stupid, maybe it should spellcheck once in a while.
Anyway, pen_name, the rest of ubersite likes you. But, there's always that one no name troll that likes to think they have something to say, you know?
Submitted by erinly (user info) at 2005-11-03 01:59:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You definately have a lot of great stuff.
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Definitely. THE best.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-03 01:58:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
it's no big deal. shit happens.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-11-03 01:57:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry, pen_name, I'm going to stop checking out your posts for awhile.
I keep reviewing awesome posts, and this Erin person keeps screwing up the ratings.
I'll just have to check more out some other time when that won't happen. You definately have a lot of great stuff.
Submitted by erinly (user info) at 2005-11-03 01:52:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
GASP!! Oh shit... people who don't post mustn't know about heat. Has my alter status been revealved once and for all? Oh noes!!!!!11
Submitted by erinly (user info) at 2005-11-03 01:51:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-03 01:48:17 (#)
Ranking: 0
besides...what's the point in arguing with a person who doesn't have the balls to say this shit with their own account.
it's cowardly.
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Heat, please!
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-03 01:48:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
besides...what's the point in arguing with a person who doesn't have the balls to say this shit with their own account.
it's cowardly.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-03 01:44:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you know how it goes because you've made those same comments with your primary account.
Submitted by erinly (user info) at 2005-11-03 01:41:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
It's not possible that someone could come to ubersite for one year, review posts (majority of which are shitty), chose not to post anything of their own, and finally just lose it on the asshat posts? No?
Oh, wait. "You didn't post!!!!! You must be an alter!!!!! You have no internet talent!!!!!!!! STFU -2Die"... I know how it goes.
Submitted by erinly (user info) at 2005-11-03 01:37:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No, it actually furthers no arguement. Thank fucking god you sucked on the LSATs.
Lawyers need to argue, bitch.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-03 01:36:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i know what pen_name means. and the fact that you've had your account for a year furthers my argument.
Submitted by erinly (user info) at 2005-11-03 01:29:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Congradulations, Congradulations to me!!!
Oh, and I'm not quite sure what the definition of Pen_name is... pseudonym, alias, assumed name, fictious name.
Right.
I'm the alter?
I've been "guns blazing" since 2004 you dumb bitch. Your stupidity just happened to elude me until tonight, asshat.
... ASSHAT!!!! OMG, an ALTER!!!!!!!!11 LMAO!!!
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-03 01:22:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
please, erin..noobs like to post. they read, get an alias, and want to use it as soon as possible.
older members are different. They're more likely to review for a while before posting. you know, develope the old alter.
noobs are also more timid. they don't want to rock the boat generally...at least until they get their posting underway. Older members usually start with both guns blazing.
you're an alter, all right...and one of the more annoying ones. Congradulations.
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for, it's ok. i thought that might happen. it was worth a shot, though. I'll be sure to check out your next post.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-11-03 01:05:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh wow, all that work to get it up to 1.50 and one negative rating on an old one put it back down to 1.48.
Oh well, I'm currently working on a post that should be able to bring it up to 1.50.
Submitted by erinly (user info) at 2005-11-03 01:03:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't think asshat has ever been used outside the context of Ubersite. I must be an alter.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-03 01:01:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
sorry
not rating the poster, just the post
Submitted by erinly (user info) at 2005-11-03 00:58:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yep. Alter Here. Alter from way back in 2004. You've got me, intelligence. Pen_name, please become my attorney. Your powers of deduction are so incredibly strong. Fuck me now.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-03 00:50:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
no, you good
me talk of other
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-11-03 00:40:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-03 00:36:41 (#)
Ranking: 0
oh, it was forthewin...
damn, i was so hopeful.
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I get the feeling that I did something bad, but I'm not entirely sure what it is?
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-03 00:36:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oh, it was forthewin...
damn, i was so hopeful.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-03 00:36:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
erin, my rating just dropped a ton. did you get banned?
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-03 00:33:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
asshat?
whose alter are you? it's like night of a thousand alters.
Submitted by erinly (user info) at 2005-11-03 00:31:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-03 00:16:04 (#)
Ranking: 0
haha, i'm not going to buy it. maybe i would trade in some pop bottles for "agent cody banks" or "second hand lions," but lane 2...no way.
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That response is typical of someone who posted a record low on the LSATs. Good luck in community college asshat.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-11-03 00:30:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thank you, pen_name!
I'm quite ashamed of the evolution post, and shouldn't've even posted some of the other ones that I did.
But thank you! Woo! You're awesome!
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-03 00:16:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
haha, i'm not going to buy it. maybe i would trade in some pop bottles for "agent cody banks" or "second hand lions," but lane 2...no way.
Submitted by erinly (user info) at 2005-11-03 00:13:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Here: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0218440/
http://google.com
It's new. Give it a shot.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-03 00:09:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
damn...nobody has it.
all that shows up is some french movie named "planete mircale: invasion des galciers"
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-03 00:06:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hahaha, i wanted to see that when it came out. just kept missing the opportunity.
maybe i'll download it
Submitted by erinly (user info) at 2005-11-03 00:05:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
If you ever need inspiration, turn to the story of "Justin Yoder: Miracle in Lane Two". I think it applies.
Good luck!!!
Submitted by erinly (user info) at 2005-11-03 00:04:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I agree. It probably was for the best.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-03 00:02:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
actually i got shitty lsats and had to go to roger williams. It was probably for the best that i got sick.
Submitted by erinly (user info) at 2005-11-02 23:59:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Right. We all believe that you are intelligent and successful. You graduated with honours and turned down multiple scholarships to law school... or something.
Thank god for the faceless internet.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-02 23:55:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
or..that it was too stressful having to study in the day and spend all my nights gay club hopping.
that makes more sense
what can i say...i'm rattled.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-02 23:53:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by erinly (user info) at 2005-11-02 23:48:35 (#)
Ranking: -2
You are so great! The catch is, pysch majors actually get into college!
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i graduated summa cum laude, smart guy/gal. i tried to get my jd, but i couldn't finish. got sick.
try law school jokes. say i couldn't finish because i was taking it up the ass too often...or..that it was too much stress having to studying and gay club hopping.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-02 23:48:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
yellow, look at this
http://www.ubersite.com/m/77164#1644675
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i saw your so-so post and said, that guy deserves a slap on the back for the effort. I always enjoy when people try to write good things.
and every now and then i break down and do a shit post. it doesn't mean i've cast asside my feelings on quality. it's just me letting loose on a whim.
(besides, i would suggest that this ISN'T a shit post. It took alot of effort to try and get my dog to bark on cue and to download the kareoke jovi. Granted, the dog didn't cooperate fully, but i didn't want to stress her out over multiple takes.)
Submitted by erinly (user info) at 2005-11-02 23:48:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You are so great! The catch is, pysch majors actually get into college!
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-11-02 23:45:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
my player finally works.......
and i hear this
<pulls sound card out>
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-02 23:42:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hey, on a better night, i think this could fly.
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2005-11-02 23:40:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ahem: http://www.ubersite.com/m/78130
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-02 23:35:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
man, erin. i hate you. the negative ratings are actually affecting me. no lie
i should have been a psych major so i could find the root of it. it's probably some deep fear that my suspicions are true. that i am indeed, worthless
Submitted by erinly (user info) at 2005-11-02 23:29:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You are so great!
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-02 23:23:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
agreed!
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-02 23:23:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i din't say it was great...just showing where my loyalties lie.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2005-11-02 23:20:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I didn't listen to all of it, but I'd like to think the dog bit him at the end.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-02 23:12:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
right-o
Submitted by erinly (user info) at 2005-11-02 23:11:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck off.
Submitted by erinly (user info) at 2005-11-02 23:08:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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