Proof! No obesity or deformities (camwhore, SFW) (1125 hits)
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Submitted by crazyaardvark (View user info) at 2005-11-03 05:00:45 EST
Sorry, I know this is the second post for the day, and according to Uber rules that means being shot on sight.
So here is some sight.
There appears to be a senitment on Uber that because I am a chick and haven't been laid for awhile I must be fat/deformed/hideously ugly.
I can safely deny the first two. As for the second, it seems that Uber Menz and Womenz must decide.
BTW this is not my normal dress code. I'm the taller one on the left, dressed as Trinity for a friend's 21st party (I'm assuming that if you are on uber you know who Trinity is - go the geeks!)
I'm normally a redhead but went black for the night.
Yes, those are my own boots. I was 16 when I bought them, don't hold it against me.
The small one on the right is my friend. For all the Aussies, she's dressed as Kath ("Look at moi, moi!")
Oh, and if my image doesn't work, sorry, I'm a huge noob and you can all -2 me.
User Reviews
Submitted by Montucky (user info) at 2005-11-04 16:29:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+1 for being funny
+1 for being cute
+1 because I am from montana and like guns (To hunt little animals/clay pigeons
+1 because I like the previous three
+2=very cool
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-11-03 23:58:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
needs more cowbell.
when you get one, hang it on your gorgeous rack.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-11-03 23:48:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i fucking hate these posts.
but i cant argue the facts.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-11-03 23:34:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Why are you apologizing for your boots?
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-11-03 23:31:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
"(I'm assuming that if you are on uber you know who Trinity is - go the geeks!) "
what? do you see Star Trek posts and "Wow I saw Revelations last night and it was teh uber-cool!" posts on this website anywhere?
that and you admitting to your two in a day brings you to a -2.
your t & a get you the +1
Submitted by smoke_in_my_lungs (user info) at 2005-11-03 23:11:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Red head you say? Let us make little people, you and I.
Submitted by yeahthatme (user info) at 2005-11-03 23:10:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-03 05:18:16 (#)
Ranking: -2
Berty does not approve of vanity, nor does Berty approve of cowardly double posting to cover 'embarrasment'. (*this reminds me, I must minus two apollo)
For what it's worth, you're a very pretty girl. I'd be very interested to know why a pretty girl is so 'shy', although I'm starting to suspect that this is a ruse and you're not really shy at all.
What Berty said.
Submitted by crownofsuns (user info) at 2005-11-03 23:04:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
sexy
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-11-03 22:59:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
this did nothing for me, sorry.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-11-03 22:40:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Meh, I'd stick a thumb in your butt. Your friend, however, looks like an old lady who should be playing nickel slots in Shreveport.
Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2005-11-03 16:55:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Show me your boobs cutie pie and I promise to almost never give you a -2.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-11-03 12:41:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
not ugly... but not nude, either
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-11-03 12:28:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
From what I can tell you're attractive. However, being obsessed with redheads, I would have much prefered a normal picture...
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2005-11-03 11:19:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-11-03 07:02:31 (#)
Ranking: 0
I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO PUT IN YOU
I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO PUT IN YOU
I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO PUT IN YOU
AT THE GAY BAR, GAY BAR...
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Great, viking kittens stuck in my head all day doing Zeppelin's Immigrant Song : /
http://www.ubersite.com/m/70579
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-11-03 10:40:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
congratulations on not being chronically obese.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-03 10:18:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-03 08:16:37 (#)
Ranking: 2
1.) Aussie accent-It doesn't matter what you look like, Aussie accent =+2 on the 1-10 scale rating. i.e.- I'd probably say you were about a 7, with the accent, you are a 9, and that's pretty good.
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Absolutely. +2 just for that.
Women with Australian accents make evreything better.
Oh, and it's hard for men to get with you when you're packing.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-11-03 08:49:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hi, I'm new. Look at my picture!!! Heap praise upon me because I am an attention whore who needs it.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-11-03 08:42:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Good work on the Trinity costume.
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-11-03 08:36:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-03 06:28:59 (#)
Ranking: -2
FINGER OFF THE TRIGGER.
no wonder you people outlaw your guns.
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Also -
Your friend has cankles. (Where your calves go right into your feet)
i.e. SHE HAS NO ANKLES
SHE HAS TREE TRUNK LEGS
That shit is gross.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-03 08:16:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Your friend had a gunt and is trying to cover it up with her purse. That's nasty.
You: Well, I'd do you. Of course I wouldn't take that to the bank or anything, I've banged some pretty nasty broads in my time. Not really? Yeah, never mind, there was this one, after a party that I had where I was drinking Vodka Redbulls out of a 40 oz. mug the entire night, and I ended up banging this chick that was...let's say that had I been sober, I wouldn't have tried to pick her up the way I did and fall on the floor in a jumble of arms and legs before "locking out".
On the other hand, I have banged a few increadably gorgeous women as well. So if you look at it from that perspective, it could be a compliment as well. That's how I originally intended it to be.
What I'm trying to say here is.
1.) Aussie accent-It doesn't matter what you look like, Aussie accent =+2 on the 1-10 scale rating. i.e.- I'd probably say you were about a 7, with the accent, you are a 9, and that's pretty good.
2.) Those boots make me want to fuck the monitor on my computer screen to get to you.
That is all
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-11-03 08:13:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
HAHAHHA I HAVE BOTH I WIN
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-11-03 07:55:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
your friend is going as Barbara Windsor?
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-11-03 07:54:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Show us your cum bucket snatch.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-11-03 07:20:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh alright, alright, encase you have extremely low self esteem and like playing with knives, you're alright looking, but that doesn't make this a good post.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-11-03 07:12:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"I can safely deny the first two. As for the second, it seems that Uber Menz and Womenz must decide."
Eh?
"I'm normally a redhead"
Woohoo
"Yes, those are my own boobs." Wahooooo! "I was 16 when I bought them, dont hold it against me"
Ah dammit, fakes....wait I think I read that wrong
Oooh chicks with guns.
So, noob camwhore-2
Non-nude female camwhore-2
2 posts in one day-2
chicks with guns+1
Luckily for you there exists no number lower than -2 on uber.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-03 07:02:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Trinity is so like 2 years ago.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-11-03 07:02:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO PUT IN YOU
I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO PUT IN YOU
I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO PUT IN YOU
AT THE GAY BAR, GAY BAR...
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-03 06:46:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think you're very pretty.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-11-03 06:31:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
The short, slicked back black hair is difficult for a woman to pull off. In fact, I think Carrie-Anne Moss is the only woman capable of doing so.
That being said... if I could see you without this costume (not necessarily naked, but it would make my judgment easier) I could accurately tell you my opinion.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-03 06:29:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-11-03 05:02:43 (#)
Ranking: 0
Having seen you:
This guy will need EXACTLY 7 beers.
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luckily with my being an alcoholic, I am at the equivalent of 7 beers whilst sober.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-03 06:28:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
FINGER OFF THE TRIGGER.
no wonder you people outlaw your guns.
Submitted by jeveuxgagner (user info) at 2005-11-03 05:27:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
nice
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-03 05:18:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Berty does not approve of vanity, nor does Berty approve of cowardly double posting to cover 'embarrasment'. (*this reminds me, I must minus two apollo)
For what it's worth, you're a very pretty girl. I'd be very interested to know why a pretty girl is so 'shy', although I'm starting to suspect that this is a ruse and you're not really shy at all.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-11-03 05:12:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Can't muster up any indignation. You look like you have nice skin.
Submitted by jollydodger (user info) at 2005-11-03 05:11:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd lend you one.
Submitted by Bushy (user info) at 2005-11-03 05:08:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It is sad you feel the need to do this, on the other hand, i can see the point.
I think costume parties are great, although i think 'kath and kim' is not very funny.
if i were you, i still wouldn't bone the weird indian guy with the shitty car...
But i'm not you.
Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2005-11-03 05:04:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
why you wearing glasses? are you crosseyed or something? i wouldn't like that.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-11-03 05:02:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Having seen you:
This guy will need EXACTLY 7 beers.