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Ughghhhh why so many fags? (825 hits)

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Rating: 0.22 on 28 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by <Stop Teh Voices> (View user info) at 2005-11-03 06:05:06 EST


Happy retarded post thursday, cunts. The thought of all the -2's makes me fart in my gimp suit.

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Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-11-03 20:22:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-11-03 18:02:57 (#)
Ranking: 0

the Michelin Man's nigger love-chile...
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We have a caption contest winner.

Lets not end on a negative note, so +2.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-11-03 18:02:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

the Michelin Man's nigger love-chile...

Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-11-03 11:32:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Schlongy*

Not sure how that c got in there. I think I was imagining Shlongy outside a school in a raincoat with a bag of sweats and got school and shlongy mixed up.

Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-11-03 11:20:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-11-03 11:14:25 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-11-03 11:11:49 (#)
Ranking: 2

And making fun of me is fine. But my dog? That's just cruel.
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The dog and I went out drinkin last night. He hates you.
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HAHAHAHAHA fuck man

Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-11-03 11:16:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-03 11:14:15 (#)
Ranking: -2

Probably because they knew you'd be here.
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I was just about to say "needs more Schlongy" but here you are, tempted by a title including the word Fag.

Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-11-03 11:14:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-11-03 11:11:49 (#)
Ranking: 2

And making fun of me is fine. But my dog? That's just cruel.
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The dog and I went out drinkin last night. He hates you.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-03 11:14:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Probably because they knew you'd be here.

Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-11-03 11:12:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You know, Chr15, if you keep acting like this to impress your friends I'm not taking you out to see La Boheme this weekend like you wanted. I mean it.
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Crap. I'm such a fan of Giacomo Antonio Domenico Michele Secondo Maria Puccini. Damnit.

Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-11-03 11:11:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

And making fun of me is fine. But my dog? That's just cruel.

Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-11-03 11:09:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-11-03 10:40:48 (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-03 10:32:13 (#)
Ranking: 2

well...i was thinking..."Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis?"

you know...since bruce willis was in pulp fiction and this guy has a grumpy arnold sort of face


but i don't know...i was really lovin' "dad"
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Fuck it, FartSmeller your review where you said dad? Was gay. This one were pen_name said dad? Was teh roxxxor!!!!11!!1
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You know, Chr15, if you keep acting like this to impress your friends I'm not taking you out to see La Boheme this weekend like you wanted. I mean it.

Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-11-03 10:40:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-03 10:32:13 (#)
Ranking: 2

well...i was thinking..."Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis?"

you know...since bruce willis was in pulp fiction and this guy has a grumpy arnold sort of face


but i don't know...i was really lovin' "dad"
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Fuck it, FartSmeller your review where you said dad? Was gay. This one were pen_name said dad? Was teh roxxxor!!!!11!!1

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-03 10:32:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

well...i was thinking..."Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis?"

you know...since bruce willis was in pulp fiction and this guy has a grumpy arnold sort of face


but i don't know...i was really lovin' "dad"

Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-11-03 10:22:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-03 10:16:20 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-11-03 07:35:14 (#)
Ranking: 1

Dad?!

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FUCKTHATWASGOINGTOBEMYJOKE!!!!!
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Go ahead, we can just ignore ol' fartyboy. Or you could come up with an even better joke blowing him and his dog out of the water. This should have been a caption competition...

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-03 10:16:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-11-03 07:35:14 (#)
Ranking: 1

Dad?!

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FUCKTHATWASGOINGTOBEMYJOKE!!!!!

Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-11-03 09:55:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Very well written. Oustanding even. +2

Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-11-03 07:45:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by DropItLikeItsDisgusting (user info) at 2005-11-03 07:40:05 (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment
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bwaHahahahaha.

You rated the wrong post asshat, you meant to -2 "And We Thought There Were No Such Things As Miracles" submitted by DropItLikeItsHomoErotic.

Submitted by DropItLikeItsDisgusting (user info) at 2005-11-03 07:40:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-11-03 07:35:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Dad?!

Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-11-03 07:11:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-11-03 06:25:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Magic_Monkey (user info) at 2005-11-03 06:17:47 (#)
Ranking: 2

The suit is either for Buttsecks or for givin oral , so what is it ? Or maybe something else ??
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It's an anonimity suit, I like to sleep with coma/terminally ill patients, there's less commitment issues.

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-11-03 06:18:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Bomberman does oral.

Submitted by Magic_Monkey (user info) at 2005-11-03 06:17:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

The suit is either for Buttsecks or for givin oral , so what is it ? Or maybe something else ??

Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-11-03 06:16:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Magic_Monkey (user info) at 2005-11-03 06:08:27 (#)
Ranking: 2

What kind of twisted fetish do you have ?
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Where would you like me to start?

Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-11-03 06:13:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-03 06:08:44 (#)
Ranking: 0

Where'd you find that picture of Caulaincourt?
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He sent it to me, I think he wanted teh buttsecks, either that or he was getting jealous of all the Hidden camwhores you're putting up...

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-11-03 06:09:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-03 06:08:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Where'd you find that picture of Caulaincourt?

Submitted by Magic_Monkey (user info) at 2005-11-03 06:08:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

What kind of twisted fetish do you have ?

Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-11-03 06:07:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Let me start by giving this an appropriate rating +2.

Now to watch the rest roll in...


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