I plead the 8th... (NSFW) (2402 hits)
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Submitted by <hpark_28.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2005-11-03 08:11:51 EST
8 and half inches that is. Or at least that was the defence of Mischa Beutling of McMaster University who was accused of sexual assault.
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http://torontosun.com/News/OtherNews/2005/10/29/1283746-sun.html
NEWMARKET -- A Superior Court judge must decide whether to believe a 21-year-old accused who says he could not have committed a sexual assault because his penis is too big.
Mischa Beutling, a second-year engineering student at McMaster University in Hamilton, has pleaded not guilty to sexual assault on a friend who spent the night with him after partying at a Barrie bar during study week in February 2004.
Earlier in the trial, which has been in and out of court for months, a urologist testified that Beutling's penis is in the top 5% range for size in comparison to the doctor's other patients.
PLASTIC MODEL
The urologist showed the court a plastic model of a penis approximating the accused's member at a semi-relaxed state, which measured 8 1/2 inches in length and 6 1/2 inches in girth.
He said a woman who has not given birth might have discomfort or tearing if she had intercourse with a penis that size, especially if she was not sexually aroused.
But Crown attorney Bhavna Bhangu scoffed at the account, noting that Beutling's reference to his size as a "two-by-four" is an exaggeration compared to the size of the plastic model.
"It's hardly a two-by-four," she said. She also noted that he has never actually measured himself.
Bhangu also said the "size theory" was never put to the complainant on the witness stand for her account.
TRAUMATIZED
Bhangu said the woman was traumatized when Beutling, who is 6-foot-7 and 240 pounds and who she believed was her close friend, forced himself on her.
Justice Margaret Eberhard must weigh the evidence, including the plastic model. A verdict is expected next month.
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That is one well endowed fellow, 8 1/2 x 6 1/2 what the fuck! And he brought his own urologist. We all know what the outcome of this will be right? He's going to have to whip it out in court, of course he could always claim "scared turtle" syndrome. Of course he would have to be hard to give the full effect of his manhood, but isn't there a law against exposing your hardon in court?
Well I guess we could go OJ style and let him try her on for size.
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Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2005-11-03 18:52:14 EST (#)
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I'd love to be on that jury. Imagine the deliberations. A female jurist wants to spend the night with him, just to see if he is lying. All the guy jurists say he is guilty out of envy. Hilarity ensues.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-11-03 17:59:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-11-03 11:43:21 (#)
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6.5" in girth?!? I call shenanigans. The length I can believe.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-03 15:49:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-03 12:50:41 (#)
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What's next...we find out she is a part-time porn star and thus could handle his large member???
Then the defense diputes this claim, and the judge requires the two to have intercourse on the courtroom floor to demonstrate how intercourse would effect the vagina.
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Why the floor? Why not on the railing of the jury box? In the judge's seat? On top of the prosecution table? Bent over the court reporter's stand so her tits bang out the transcript?
For that matter, why not sequester him with the jury and let the women (and men, if they are willing) on the panel decide how much damage was likely done?
Submitted by hcp28 (user info) at 2005-11-03 15:35:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-03 12:50:41 (#)
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What's next...we find out she is a part-time porn star and thus could handle his large member???
Then the defense disputes this claim, and the judge requires the two to have intercourse on the courtroom floor to demonstrate how intercourse would effect the vagina.
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now that would be entertainment!
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-11-03 15:12:08 EST (#)
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Great title.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-03 12:50:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-03 12:50:41 EST (#)
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The 8 and a half inches is impressive to be sure...
...but 6 1/2 inches GIRTH!?!?! GODDAMN!!!
This is a very interesting story. I'd like to see how it turns out. He's got a good case. That penis would rip most women to shreds.
What's next...we find out she is a part-time porn star and thus could handle his large member???
Then the defense diputes this claim, and the judge requires the two to have intercourse on the courtroom floor to demonstrate how intercourse would effect the vagina.
Makes me wish I had jury duty.
Submitted by hcp28 (user info) at 2005-11-03 12:27:24 EST (#)
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Only in Canada.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-11-03 11:43:21 EST (#)
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6.5" in girth?!? I call shenanigans. The length I can believe.
Submitted by blondie2 (user info) at 2005-11-03 11:19:05 EST (#)
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fucking me! i bet that hurt. but isn't that what most men say?
Submitted by hcp28 (user info) at 2005-11-03 08:53:20 EST (#)
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I forgot to bring this up but when she said:
"It's hardly a two-by-four," she said. She also noted that he has never actually measured himself.
How the hell does she know that? I don't think there isn't a man alive who hasn't taken a ruler or yardstick to their penis to evaluate the goods. (not for what you sick bastards where thinking.) I measure mine on the kitchen door frame to mark it's progress.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-03 08:42:16 EST (#)
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he'll be fine, I've had to use this defense soooooo many times.
Submitted by hcp28 (user info) at 2005-11-03 08:41:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-03 08:38:53 (#)
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OMG SULU IS TEH GHEY!?
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exactly my thoughts.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-03 08:38:53 EST (#)
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OMG SULU IS TEH GHEY!?