My Birthday Is Coming Up - SPT (852 hits)
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Submitted by Mike00295 (View user info) at 2005-11-03 11:34:07 EST
This is a small collage of things I put together for those who have been completly stumped on what to get me for my birthday. I know you've all been racking your brains as to just what to get the man who has everyth...ok, the man who's got some stuff, but needs more cool stuff. Here's a small idea. Long live SPT.
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-12-01 19:45:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
SO, what did you get?
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-04 11:02:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-11-04 10:48:21 (#)
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Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-04 10:30:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
Invite everyone from Uber over for xmas. It will be great publicity for Bart, and it is sure to be a celebration that NBC won't soon forget!
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Except the camera won't be able to pick anything up due to the huge glare from AD's giant bald dome.
HHHHHHHHHAhaaa
It never gets old.
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AHHHHHHHHH!! DAMN YOU MlKE, KISS MY ASS!!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-03 17:40:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I didn't see a "fuck you" greeting on your list.
Well, if you don't like it, I guess you can return it.
Submitted by ooQueso (user info) at 2005-11-03 17:22:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I got you three shotgun wielding hotties in schoolgirl uniforms. I'll be sending one over soon. With the shotguns. And two extra uniforms.
Submitted by KillerCowz (user info) at 2005-11-03 16:32:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hell yeh go IRISH
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-11-03 15:16:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
those three very pixalated broads in the bottom right look like the girl i'm dating.
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-11-03 13:30:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
HOLY SHIT
I FORGOT
NO NO NO
NO M295PT
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-11-03 13:27:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-11-03 13:21:20 (#)
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When is Mike00295 Post Thursday?
I vote for M295PT!
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You sure about that Mike? Because if you want it you got it.
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-11-03 13:21:20 EST (#)
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When is Mike00295 Post Thursday?
I vote for M295PT!
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-03 13:09:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-11-03 11:44:32 (#)
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Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-11-03 11:35:46 (#)
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AHhhhhhhhahahaha
Bald bastard.
Ahhhhhahaaaa
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I hate you!! Kiss my ass!
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-11-03 13:04:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Further more mbstateside would like to add.
GO HORSE!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-11-03 13:03:08 EST (#)
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mbstateside would like to retract that last sentence. It was far too gay.
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-11-03 13:02:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sweeeeeeeeet!
I hope you're gonna bring your presents down to Indy with you. I'll share mine if you share yours
<Wink>
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-11-03 12:55:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh the things you miss in 1 hour...
Pentameter - I was going to put your picture on there, but I figured that be going into
"xcuses" territory (semi- creepy).
Pokey - That is a shotgun, not a rifle, and it's to hunt pheasant, rabbit, jungle monkeys,
turkey, three-toed sloths, ligers, and canadians.
FG - my skirt size is...um...I wear a 34 in pants. Does that help?
BAMF- I figured you would enjoy this. That is a deadly looking sturgeon.
My b-day is Nov.13th.
10 more days.....
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-03 12:50:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
OMG +2 BIRFDAY
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-03 12:42:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-11-03 12:09:41 (#)
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Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-03 11:57:35 (#)
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Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-11-03 11:54:24 (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahahaha...I swear, if you didn't have taste in me....
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What the hell does that mean Mike?
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It means I hate all the things he loves...but he likes me, so that makes him semi-all right.
Plus we've had an inside joke running since he signed up, so that also makes him semi-all right.
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Ahh, but you can see how it could be misconstrued though?
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2005-11-03 12:39:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Funny, that is my X-mas list.
Happy B-day. Where is the party?
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-11-03 12:20:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The money, pussy and booze I can understand.
The rifle?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-03 12:19:17 EST (#)
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Happy Almost Birthday
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-11-03 12:16:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You want a plaid mini-skirt? Ok, I need your size.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-11-03 12:11:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-11-03 11:39:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
Actually, military humvees are quite uncomfortable. The transmission sits up beyween the driver and passenger, and gets really hot at highway speed.
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A fact you don't really notice WHEN YOU'RE BLOWING SHIT UP WITH THE BIG-ASSED MACHINE GUN ON TOP.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-11-03 12:09:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-03 11:57:35 (#)
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Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-11-03 11:54:24 (#)
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Hahahahaha...I swear, if you didn't have taste in me....
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What the hell does that mean Mike?
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It means I hate all the things he loves...but he likes me, so that makes him semi-all right.
Plus we've had an inside joke running since he signed up, so that also makes him semi-all right.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-03 12:01:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Remington 870
HUMVEE with MK-19 mounted on top (full auto grenade launcher, 325-375 cyclic rounds per minute)
Sturgeon
Jameson.
Yep you've covered all the bases here.
Needs more CLOTS.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-03 11:57:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-11-03 11:54:24 (#)
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Hahahahaha...I swear, if you didn't have taste in me....
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What the hell does that mean Mike?
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-11-03 11:55:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
D00d. I think I got your hook-up for the sturgeon. The Missouri river's crawlin' with 'em.
I'll walk down there over lunch and club you one.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-11-03 11:54:24 EST (#)
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Hahahahaha...I swear, if you didn't have taste in me....
Happy Semi-Birthday.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-03 11:44:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That freaking Humvee has a gun turret on the top!
That would be the best B-day present EVAR!! I'll have a "Huey" drop it off for you on tomorrow.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-03 11:39:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Mind if I just send you a spider monkey with a can of pepper spray and a Derringer?
You know, to protect all the cool shit you'll get for the b-day.
Crackers the Monkey - there is no finer home security system on the market.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-11-03 11:39:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Actually, military humvees are quite uncomfortable. The transmission sits up beyween the driver and passenger, and gets really hot at highway speed.
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-11-03 11:37:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Mine's on Sunday. I'll take any of the above as well. (+ one chaingun and SI football phone)
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-11-03 11:37:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm a simple man, with simple needs.
And now I'm going to lunch.