Teh Hotness Part Three: Ewan McGregor (1740 hits)
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Submitted by CookieLass (View user info) at 2005-11-03 13:37:32 EST
I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you.....
Sorry it took so long, ladies. I know you're used to these in the morning, not the afternoon, but Ewan is my all-time favourite, and I had to take some breaks while making the collage, to... erm... catch my breath. He's far far FAR too hot.
Have some trivia!
Full name: Ewan Gordon McGregor
Height: 5'11
Weight: 174 lbs.
He roomed with Jude Law back in the day.
His uncle, Denis Lawson, played Wedge Antiles in Return of the Jedi
Has 2 daughters, Clara and Esther. He also has horrible taste in names.
Was the first choice for Leo DiCRAPrio's role in The Beach.
Brother Colin is a pilot in the RAF
An avid motorcyclist, he completed a trip from London to New York 'The Long Way Round' by riding a motorbike east, via Europe, Mongolia, Russia, Alaska and Canada to Manhattan over 115 days in 2004.
Was the original choice for the role of Jim in 28 Days Later... (2002), directed by Danny Boyle who has worked with Ewan three times previously (I'm personally heartbroken that he didn't get it. He should be the lead for every movie ever made. Ever. I love him.)
Was the best man at Dougray Scott's wedding in 2000.
And for all you footie fanatics out there, he is a casual supporter of St Johnstone Football Club.
Will one day be the father of my children.
Part One: http://www.ubersite.com/m/77385
Part Two: http://www.ubersite.com/m/77867
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Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-11-17 15:33:26 EST (#)
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I had to come back to this one (drool).
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-11-17 15:25:59 EST (#)
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I SO MOTHERFUCKING APPROVE. I love this man with my entire clitoris.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-11-07 10:17:17 EST (#)
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email? that would be cookielass24.at.yahoo.com... looking forward to it, dearie.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-06 16:44:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-11-06 09:26:57 (#)
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It was, apollo.I'm not much for red whines in any way. When are you going to e-mail me your number so's I can harrass you? ""
when i get a us mobile, my home number should be switched on tomorrow with my dsl, will mail you then.
what is your address again chick?
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2005-11-04 18:59:23 EST (#)
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Ewan Macgregor is one of the voices in the animated movie "Robots". I watched that last night with my stepson and couldn't get Ewan's gorgeousness out of my head the whole time. Kinda ruined the movie.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-11-04 08:54:00 EST (#)
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well now you know, ozzy!
Mr. Melvin, I have yet to include movie or character pictures in one of these... that's intentional. I don't intend to do it at all unless one of the girls asks for it ahead of time. Besides which, the new Star Wars movies sucked. George Lucas is a horrible director that ruins every film he touches. I would never include reminders of that in a tribute to my favourite man in the world.
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-11-04 07:01:05 EST (#)
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Ewan McGregor is one cool guy. Anyone who decides one day to ride a motorcycle around the world for no reason other than the adventure is OK with me.
For those who haven't seen Rogue Trader, check it out. Not a bad movie.
I wasn't aware that Ewan was hot though?
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-11-04 07:01:05 EST (#)
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Ewan McGregor is one cool guy. Anyone who decides one day to ride a motorcycle around the world for no reason other than the adventure is OK with me.
For those who haven't seen Rogue Trader, check it out. Not a bad movie.
I wasn't aware that Ewan was hot though?
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2005-11-04 03:14:41 EST (#)
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Wait. You didn't include an Obi-Wan picture??? That's the whole reason I clicked on this post! I'm not a nerd.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-11-03 23:29:01 EST (#)
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woooooo!!!
yes!!!
wait.. is that a pic of Caul?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-11-03 22:44:06 EST (#)
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I'm only now replying to this because I've spent the better part of the day attempting to look up his kilt.
Submitted by whataefag (user info) at 2005-11-03 19:11:06 EST (#)
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mmm
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2005-11-03 18:44:14 EST (#)
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These posts are such welcome eye candy.
Ty Pennington- I completely agree..maybe he's gotten too much sun, but he's teh sexy. Even moreso from that home makeover show- Ed Sanders. I've heard he's some sort of British TV icon already, but all I know is I think he's ridiculously hot.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2005-11-03 17:50:02 EST (#)
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I just noticed the kilt picture. How did I miss it. MMMmmmmm. Ewan-legs.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-11-03 17:01:50 EST (#)
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Ferretnose, I have several older men on my list, actually. Of COURSE Sean Connery is on it. As is Paul Newman, Marlon Brando, Sting, Bono, and a couple others I can't think of off the top of my head, but they're there.
We're trying to stay away from the mainstream hotties, and get at the "guilty pleasures". If you have any suggestions, I'll add them too. Maybe do an OGILF (Old Guys I'd Like to Fuck) or LOL instead of "Teh Hotness" we'll call it "Well... I wouldn't kick them out of bed, they might break a hip"
Submitted by Wrightcopy (user info) at 2005-11-03 16:58:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by Ferretnose (user info) at 2005-11-03 16:42:42 (#)
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Cookie, when you're done with all teh hotness of these younger men, you ought to do some with the older hotties- men like Sting, Kurt Russel, Sean Connery, etc. You know, DILF's. Or in Connery's case, GILF's. eew, waitaminnit, that doesn't sound right.
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Heh, all three of those I'd do in an instant. Especially Sean Connery. I don't care how old he is, he's beautiful.
Submitted by Ferretnose (user info) at 2005-11-03 16:42:42 EST (#)
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Cookie, when you're done with all teh hotness of these younger men, you ought to do some with the older hotties- men like Sting, Kurt Russel, Sean Connery, etc. You know, DILF's. Or in Connery's case, GILF's. eew, waitaminnit, that doesn't sound right.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-11-03 16:38:26 EST (#)
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I'd fuck him.
Submitted by DarthAwesome (user info) at 2005-11-03 16:27:22 EST (#)
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Ewan McGregor is THE CHOSEN ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OOOMMMGGGG
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2005-11-03 16:19:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-11-03 15:38:13 (#)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA Anansie... who else is on your list? I'll make sure to cover them :-P
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David Boreanaz- even though he's on a crappy show now. But he's lost all that "Angel" 4th and 5th season weight, finally. Yum.
Hugh Jackman- I don't really feel the need to elaborate on this one. I mean Christ look at the guy.
Ty Pennington- I don't really like this guy that much but I saw a picture of him once with his shirt open and a sledgehammer slung over his shoulder all casual-like and almost came right there. He'd have to be quiet though. His voice is annoying and might kill it for me.
Johnny Depp- What can I say, I've had it bad for this guy since the eighties, and he looks even better now than he did then.
Sean Patrick Flannery- Irish is almost as good as Scottish.
Old guys I'd hop in a time machine to go back and do when they were young and virile:
Al Pacino
Paul Newman
I have more on "the list" but I can't think of them right now.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-03 16:19:09 EST (#)
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Ok, let's examine this.....
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-03 15:59:48 (#)
As good as Ewan McGregor is, he is not in the same league as Guinness. And that ain't an insult.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-11-03 16:09:07 (#)
I seriously wish I could ban your whiny ass from my posts forever, Hadley. All you do is complain and bitch about how nothing is as good as you think it should be.
So, saying that Morgan Freeman is not as good an actor as Marlon Brando was...that's some kind of an insult, or whining? Hell, I even gave you "teh hotness" factor. Quit holding some bygone incident against me.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-11-03 16:09:07 EST (#)
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I seriously wish I could ban your whiny ass from my posts forever, Hadley. All you do is complain and bitch about how nothing is as good as you think it should be. Yes I have seen Alec Guinness in other roles. More than I've seen Star Wars. I don't particularly care for Star Wars, because George Lucas is a moron and couldn't write good dialogue if his life depended on it. Mostly that's because he has no clue how actual humans speak. The original Star Wars movies were superiour to the ones that were made recently, because people that weren't George Lucas directed them.
Now go away and let the ladies absorb Mr. McGregor's hotness in peace.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-03 15:59:48 EST (#)
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That isn't a shot at him, at all. Alec Guinness is really one of the greatest actors....ever. The fact that he did Star Wars....well, it baffles me. But even so, he managed to play those roles with a grace that no one who acts now can pull off, because they don't have to.
Personally, I like Ewan McGregor as an actor. I think he is a good actor. I just don't think he's as good as Alec Guinness. You ask if I have seen other Ewan McGregor movies, I say yes, and I . Now I ask this, have you seen any other Alec Guinness roles? Doctor Zhivago, perhaps? Maybe Laurence of Arabia? The Ladykillers? Bridge on the River Kwai?
As good as Ewan McGregor is, he is not in the same league as Guinness. And that ain't an insult.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-11-03 15:44:08 EST (#)
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*eyebrow raise* Drew... have you actually seen anything he's done besides Trainspotting or Star Wars? I'm guessing no. Because if you had, you wouldn't say he has less acting talent. He's one of the fine craftsmen of our age.
Not to mention the personification of male beauty.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-03 15:41:18 EST (#)
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Nothing can wipe the horror of what Lucas did to Star Wars from my mind....
No, to me he'll always be Sir Alec, with a little less pure acting talent.
But if you say so, I guess he's teh hotness.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-11-03 15:38:13 EST (#)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA Anansie... who else is on your list? I'll make sure to cover them :-P
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2005-11-03 15:35:49 EST (#)
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When I was a waitress I waited on a table with four scottish guys. They were all cute. I swear to god every time they spoke to me, I felt the blood rush down. They invited me to go to a party. I was dating someone, so I said no. Three years later, and I still think about them more than the guy I was dating. Fucking Scotland.
If I ever have sex with Ewan MacGregor I am going to make him talk dirty to me the ENTIRE TIME.
My boyfriend and I each have a list of people that if we ever have the chance to have sex with them we will, and it will be ok. Of course the chances of that every happening are about a million to one. Every one you've posted so far has been on my list.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-11-03 15:30:24 EST (#)
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Can't deny it.
I feel the Hott.
-Dave
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-11-03 15:22:46 EST (#)
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*basks in the love hate*
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-11-03 15:13:14 EST (#)
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This post makes me wish I had enough privacy in my cube to play with myself.
Cookie - you are a bitch for making me wait 3 hours until I go home.
FEEL THE LOVE HATE!
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2005-11-03 15:00:34 EST (#)
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Scottish accent.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-11-03 14:59:46 EST (#)
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+2 for you, Wrightcopy, for having the same tastes in men as me. Ewan is Supreme. There is none higher.
fudgepacker, actually... next week is Jason Statham. If I can't find enough good pics of him on his own, I'll supplement the post with Michael Vartan or Dane Cook.
Submitted by Wrightcopy (user info) at 2005-11-03 14:46:35 EST (#)
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He looks DAMN good with stubble. And any man that can look good looking like he just woke up and hasn't shaved for a few days is hot in my book. Mmmm mmm mmm.
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-11-03 14:46:33 EST (#)
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Christian Bale, Matthew Macohnehgdfey, and now Ewan McGregor.
From these choices, I'm thinking that future installments will include:
Jared Leto
Josh Duhamel
Jason Lewis
Johnny Depp (?)
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-11-03 14:40:57 EST (#)
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And he's got an awesome voice.
I'm not gay, shut up.
"I just like talent."
har har!
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-11-03 14:38:16 EST (#)
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Hush, Scottish. You're just cranky because as great as your legs look in a kilt, they'll never measure up to Ewan.
He's my super-secret secret media boyfriend. So secret, in fact, that he doesn't evenknow he's my boyfriend.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-03 14:33:49 EST (#)
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'Ewan McGregor' is just scrambled code for 'gag on mr. crewe.'
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-11-03 14:31:56 EST (#)
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Boooo! St. Johnstone beat us 4-0 at home last season.
'mon the Jags!
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-11-03 14:12:58 EST (#)
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I understand, Bam. But I find him to be the blueprint for what every man should be... Jason resembles him. Strongly.
Hadley... try to forget about those movies... they were bad all around. Instead, watch him hin Being Human, Shallow Grave, Little Voice, Velvet Goldmine, The Pillow Book (If you don't mind naked Japanese men), Brassed off... Nightwatch as well. The man has 38 film credits to his name, each one a great piece of acting. After you see those, Star Wars isn't too hard to forget.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-11-03 14:09:15 EST (#)
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Which one of these is not like the other?
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-03 14:06:18 EST (#)
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I was with you on the other two.
and I think he is a wonderful actor and seems like a cool guy, but I don't see the HOT.
Caul on the other hand...mmmmmmm.....I bet he's got a nice ass too.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-03 14:03:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-11-03 13:54:56 (#)
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That's because I quit looking at the things people said on that post, Caul. But if it's keeping you up nights, I'll let you in on a litle secret: No. I didn't write it. Or post it. Or even notice it until Jason set it as my homepage. I have now officially said everything that I am ever going to say about that thing.
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And there I was thinking I could start another argument with you.
I'll have to try harder. :-)
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-03 14:03:16 EST (#)
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I personally can't see him without cursing George Lucas for his casting choices. There is no way that he became Alec Guinness....
Sir Alec is FAR too talented.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-11-03 13:54:56 EST (#)
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That's because I quit looking at the things people said on that post, Caul. But if it's keeping you up nights, I'll let you in on a litle secret: No. I didn't write it. Or post it. Or even notice it until Jason set it as my homepage. I have now officially said everything that I am ever going to say about that thing.
Ferretnose: He had his own band for a little while. They sounded very Oasis-y.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-11-03 13:54:21 EST (#)
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Doesn't he live out in the desert, honing his Jedi skills?
Submitted by Ferretnose (user info) at 2005-11-03 13:48:42 EST (#)
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I found him hottest in Moulin Rouge. I was surprised by the pleasantness of his singing voice as well.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-03 13:46:26 EST (#)
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it looks like dirty, stinking hobbitses in its blue sweater
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-11-03 13:45:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-03 13:42:18 (#)
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Should have worked Average_Dan in there since this is ADPT. You know, photoshop some scruffy hair on hi, good to go.
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That would've been hilarious.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-03 13:45:52 EST (#)
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You have not answered this theory yet: http://www.ubersite.com/m/78003#1671329
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-03 13:43:27 EST (#)
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Hubba hubba
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-11-03 13:42:23 EST (#)
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I didn't want a hokey second wedding like those ones on TV! This one's
for real!
-- Homer Simpson
A Milhouse Divided
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-03 13:42:18 EST (#)
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Should have worked Average_Dan in there since this is ADPT. You know, photoshop some scruffy hair on hi, good to go.