Too Stupid Questions (806 hits)
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Submitted by morontian (View user info) at 2005-11-03 14:58:17 EST
Through the ages, mankind's thirst for knowledge has driven him to the greatest of extemems. From building giant telescopes to actually be launched into space and radio back information to calculating Pi to the billionth digit, no shred of information has been neglected. Even as we speak new discoveries are being made opening the doors to even newer questions in a never ending line of exploration.
My own search for answers? Eh, I'm not that high maintenance. I don't search for the correlatives that will unify or seperate anyone or anything. I'm not interested in making some global contribution or solving any age old problems. In truth, the answers that fascinate me are of the inessential nature. Quirks, if you will. Why someone uses a certain brand of toilet paper over any other, or people that grouse over the difference between The Sixth Sense and Stir of Echos.
So, in the spirit of furthering human knowledge and understanding, I ask these two questions...
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For the males: When you dress, do you prefer to hang to the left or to the right?
For the females: Do you prefer maxis or tampons?
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Now, I'm not expecting much from the results here, but maybe a much smarter person could use the results and do something one day that would revolutionize.... whatever.I don't know.
User Reviews
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2005-11-04 04:19:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Who am I to tell little Sin where to hang, he's his own man.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2005-11-03 20:22:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Uberpoll = -2.
Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2005-11-03 20:15:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-11-03 19:23:53 (#)
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2005-11-03 16:31:31 (#)
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Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-11-03 15:09:32 (#)
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Eh, I don't care either way. There are some days that call for maxis and some that call for tampons. And then there are the days that call for a bucket.
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this made the entire post worthwhile
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my thoughts exactly.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-11-03 19:23:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2005-11-03 16:31:31 (#)
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Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-11-03 15:09:32 (#)
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Eh, I don't care either way. There are some days that call for maxis and some that call for tampons. And then there are the days that call for a bucket.
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this made the entire post worthwhile
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2005-11-03 17:12:44 EST (#)
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I hang to the left unless my penis is being bad. Then, I beat it.
On a much more disgusting note, one of my exes once told me that she refuses to wear pads because the thought of sitting in her own blood and uterine lining made her want to puke.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2005-11-03 16:31:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-11-03 15:09:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
Eh, I don't care either way. There are some days that call for maxis and some that call for tampons. And then there are the days that call for a bucket.
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this made the entire post worthwhile
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-03 15:52:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-03 15:43:08 (#)
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Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-11-03 15:39:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
This made me horny on many levels. Then I started daydreaming for twenty minutes thinking about how much I love a man who's cock touches his belly button.
<drools>
Now all I have to do is find him.
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Fat Tony, but only because his belly hangs so low
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-03 15:43:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-11-03 15:39:28 (#)
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This made me horny on many levels. Then I started daydreaming for twenty minutes thinking about how much I love a man who's cock touches his belly button.
<drools>
Now all I have to do is find him.
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Well actually.... :$
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-11-03 15:39:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-03 15:16:25 (#)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-03 15:09:08 (#)
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I don't hang. I allow my cock to fall upward toward my stomach. That way if it gets hard, it'll already be in position and I won't have to go sticking my hand down my pants in the middle of talking to someone, which I find elicits a less than favorable response.
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WOW....That just got me a
little excited.
<diddles self cause she's a whore>
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This made me horny on many levels. Then I started daydreaming for twenty minutes thinking about how much I love a man who's cock touches his belly button.
<drools>
Now all I have to do is find him.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-03 15:35:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
well it all depends on what shoes I'm wearing...
..you see my left 'tennis shoe' fits the head better
...but my right work boot fits the head better.
So I guess I'm undecided.
Submitted by dangerdude (user info) at 2005-11-03 15:34:41 EST (#)
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myself I just prefer to hike my balls up an let the big guy drop where he pleases
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-03 15:31:12 EST (#)
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I hang down the middle - my pants are specially tailored with three legs in them.
Ya goddamn mo.
Submitted by Ferretnose (user info) at 2005-11-03 15:26:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-11-03 15:19:53 (#)
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For the males: When you dress, do you prefer to hang to the left or to the right?
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I wear a kilt, so it hangs STRAIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE, BABY
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Then you're sure to get a kick outta this:
http://www.royalchessmen.com/songs/scotsman.html
hehe.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-03 15:24:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-03 15:16:25 (#)
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WOW....That just got me a
little excited.
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Well, there WAS a really good game on in the background as I typed that.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-03 15:22:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-11-03 15:09:32 (#)
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Eh, I don't care either way. There are some days that call for maxis and some that call for tampons. And then there are the days that call for a bucket.
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Now that's some funny shit
right there ladies and germs.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-03 15:20:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-11-03 15:09:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
Eh, I don't care either way. There are some days that call for maxis and some that call for tampons. And then there are the days that call for a bucket.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
"A bu-KET for Mademoiselle!"
Ah nevermind, you have to have seen 'The Meaning of Life'.
Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2005-11-03 15:20:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by resignator (user info) at 2005-11-03 15:17:03 (#)
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All men that are right handed hang to the left. Why you ask? Masterbation with the right hand puts more prssure on one side causing a curvature.
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generalization. I for one can attest to that.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-11-03 15:19:53 EST (#)
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For the males: When you dress, do you prefer to hang to the left or to the right?
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I wear a kilt, so it hangs STRAIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE, BABY
Submitted by resignator (user info) at 2005-11-03 15:17:03 EST (#)
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All men that are right handed hang to the left. Why you ask? Masterbation with the right hand puts more prssure on one side causing a curvature.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-03 15:16:37 EST (#)
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my wife actually has Thong Maxis ?
I AM SEXUALLY UBIQUITOUS!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-03 15:16:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-03 15:09:08 (#)
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I don't hang. I allow my cock to fall upward toward my stomach. That way if it gets hard, it'll already be in position and I won't have to go sticking my hand down my pants in the middle of talking to someone, which I find elicits a less than favorable response.
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WOW....That just got me a
little excited.
<diddles self cause she's a whore>
Submitted by hcp28 (user info) at 2005-11-03 15:15:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-11-03 15:09:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
Eh, I don't care either way. There are some days that call for maxis and some that call for tampons. And then there are the days that call for a bucket.
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I spit water all over my screen thanks a lot...
by the way I hang wherever my wang tells me.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-03 15:14:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Tampons
Maxi's are too bulky. It's
like wearing a diaper. No thanks.
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-11-03 15:09:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Left
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-11-03 15:09:32 EST (#)
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Eh, I don't care either way. There are some days that call for maxis and some that call for tampons. And then there are the days that call for a bucket.
Submitted by TheSunGod (user info) at 2005-11-03 15:09:26 EST (#)
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seeing as how my "vessel" has a natural list to port, i have no choice but to hang left.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-03 15:09:17 EST (#)
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I WRAP MY COCK IN MAXIS AND IT STANDS STRAIGH UP ALL DAY!
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-03 15:09:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I don't hang. I allow my cock to fall upward toward my stomach. That way if it gets hard, it'll already be in position and I won't have to go sticking my hand down my pants in the middle of talking to someone, which I find elicits a less than favorable response.
Submitted by johnhutch (user info) at 2005-11-03 15:06:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
righty.
Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2005-11-03 15:05:33 EST (#)
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oranges, unless of course the belong to Clementine... she steals all my best fruit
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-11-03 15:03:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
also lefty.
are those clementines?
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-03 15:00:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm a lefty, it just feels right as rain.