It's my birthday!!!!!!!1 (761 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.2 on 24 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Dreg (View user info) at 2005-11-03 17:33:51 EST
Well, in 7 hours anyway, but then I'll be drinking my problems away at the bar so I'll post this now. Are there any other benefits to turning 21? Though the real question is, Can i get a positive review by just saying it's my birthday and posting a picture of my dog?
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-04 14:38:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
what happened to your other account?
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-11-04 14:27:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy Birthday!
You just don't have the same quality of users as last year, obviously.
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2005-11-04 14:25:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Last year this post got me a 1.35 on 46 reviews, sadly uber seems less willing to dole out undeserved +2s nowadays.
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2005-11-04 10:50:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
And now I get to go take a test while hung over, JOY!
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-11-04 08:41:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Let's get positive in here.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-11-04 07:45:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Can i get a positive review by just saying it's my birthday and posting a picture of my dog?
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2005-11-04 06:22:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Your dog wishes he could go out with you, he looks sad, or hungover. Happy birthday.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-04 05:45:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YAY ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY.
benefits to turning 21?
no.
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-11-04 00:46:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Here's a plus two because you'll need that, a garbage can, multiple doses of pain killers, and a hug (or possibly bail $) when you wake up on.....Saturday.
I don't remember much about my 1st 21st birthday (I've been having them yearly, ever since...no need to age further). Thanks to pictorial evidence, I know that I fell asleep (aka passed out) on the steps of the bar, vomited in my friend's car, accosted a woman walking her dog, and got lots of free shots....in no particular order.
I also was unclear as to my whereabouts when I awoke. Fortunately, my friends had forgiven my behavior, kept me safe, and trusted me not to soil their sheets.
Here is to knocking out one of the three excuses where such behavior is acceptable. (The other two are getting married and death).
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2005-11-03 22:31:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
my cats would totally make that lab their bitch.
Submitted by CrazyHatLady (user info) at 2005-11-03 20:19:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Apparently it is also some other peoples birthdays too.
-2 die
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2005-11-03 20:10:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2005-11-03 18:54:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
People get positive reviews for posting pictures of their pets all the time, so in fairness, 'yes'.
Happy birthday.
Submitted by prosaic_jonny (user info) at 2005-11-03 18:43:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"Can i get a positive review by just saying it's my birthday and posting a picture of my dog?"
ummm...
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-11-03 18:38:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'll give a +1 as i'm 18 in 4 days
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2005-11-03 18:27:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
while dogs and birthdays are -1derful, bodacious ta-tas joyously exposed are +2riffic.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-03 18:23:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
It seems that the general concensus is that no one gives a fuck here, Sparky.
Submitted by Dante_Alighieri (user info) at 2005-11-03 18:21:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
WHOOPDEY-WHO-GIVES-A-FUCK!!!
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-03 17:57:43 EST (#)
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You can also buy a handgun in most states when you turn 21
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-03 17:45:55 EST (#)
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Darko?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-03 17:45:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
That's a picture of a dog?
It looks like a picture of a pile of shit in an old coal mine...at night.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-11-03 17:44:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-11-03 17:39:48 (#)
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Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-11-03 17:35:12 (#)
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+2 black lab
-2 i dont care
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-11-03 17:39:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-11-03 17:35:12 (#)
Ranking: 0
+2 black lab
-2 i dont care
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-11-03 17:35:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
+2 black lab
-2 i dont care