24 Years on the Earth + CAMWHORE (1170 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 1.23 on 30 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by punkerrjess (View user info) at 2005-11-03 17:39:34 EST
Yesterday was my birthday. A day spent in waiting at the DMV to renew my license, sitting at home watching Cops, and being glad I didn't have to go into work. A night spent in eating food at my fiance's expense, drinking copious amounts of alcohol (also at his expense), opening presents, and passing out.
But that's not what important. I hardly ever do anything out of the ordinary to celebrate.
What is important is a few of the things I have learned. Most of this is crap, and I'm probably the only one who cares, which brings me to my number one:
1. Nobody really cares about anyone else. If we're just acquaintances, sure, I'll listen to your problems, but deep down, I really don't care if you're having a bad week. I can recognize this, though, and keep meaningless shit about myself to myself. When I come in to work Monday mornings, I don't offer any information about what I did over the weekend, because I know no one would really care, just like I don't care about what my co-workers did over the weekend. I don't feel this way about everyone - close friends and family members I really do care about.
2. Manners go a long way. I don't care if you're 7 or 507, if your manners are good, people will treat you a lot better. I don't avoid restaurants because people tell me there's bad service. I have never had bad service while at a restaurant. I understand that the waiter or waitress is just trying to make some money, and that being rude will not ensure you get better service, it'll only ensure that at some time during your meal you will be eating/drinking spit.
3. I really don't like dirty places. This is more of a personal preference than a general society rule. I can stand clutter, if I know it's clean underneath. Sometimes my desk gets swamped; sometimes I don't feel like putting my shoes in the closet every night. I know that I do wipe my desk down every week, and I'm constantly cleaning my house. A few extra papers or shoes lying around doesn't bother me. What does is when people live in absolute FILTH and it doesn't bother them. It's just gross.
4. Honda Civics, Toyota Corollas, Nissan Sentras, Chevy Cavaliers, etc. will NEVER be race cars. People who have these cars and try to rice them out are just wasting time and money. Oh, so you have $15,000 worth of after-market parts to make a $12,000 car go faster? Why? You could have just dealt with a shit little car for a little longer, saved up more money, and actually bought some sort of car with an actual powerful engine. Yeah, okay, I drive a Civic. But I bought it because it was cheap, dependable, and something I could afford. I realize it's just a 4-cylinder, and I'm okay with that. I will not try to race you. I will not weave in and out of traffic on the freeway for no reason. I will drive just slightly over the speed limit and keep my 38 miles per gallon, thanks. I will not add flashy rims, a useless fart can exhaust, or some God-awful ugly spoiler. I would rather have a 56 Bel Air to fix up.
5. I have become against giving people second chances. Everyone important to me in my life is still there because they have not fucked me over. When I was younger, I gave second and sometimes third chances to people that really didn't deserve it. Second chances are really only second opportunities for that same person to fuck you over in a different way.
6. Being a girl is awesome. That's it. No explanation necessary. Childbirth, Aunt Flo, etc., doesn't even come close to making being a girl suck.
I could go on more, but why? It's just crap about me that no one really cares about or will remember. It's just something I wanted to put out there.
User Reviews
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-09 06:17:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm so good at the sherlock holmes I scare myself.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-09 06:11:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
excuse me.
punkerRjess.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-09 06:10:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-11-04 07:54:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy Birthday!
But why are you renewing your license at 24? I thought it expired at age 25 in every state. Maybe that's just Illinois though...
-------------------
Way to assume!
In Nevada, you have to renew your license every four years, and typically people will do it on their birthday because that is the day it expires.
Example, My license expired on my birthday in 2003, and expires again on my birthday in 2007.
From the above I can make a supposition that PunkerJess has possibly been driving a car for 8 years, this is the second time she has had to renew it.
If she lives in Nevada.
Which she might.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-11-09 05:58:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This was +2 worthy anyway.
But thanks for Bouncing Souls.
-Dave
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-11-04 07:54:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy Birthday!
But why are you renewing your license at 24? I thought it expired at age 25 in every state. Maybe that's just Illinois though...
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-04 06:28:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You know I quite like dirt. I find that if my bedroom has been freshly cleaned, with the clumps of malted hair removed from the floor and a bedsheet that bends, then I simply cannot sleep. It doesn't smell of me.
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2005-11-04 06:17:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Make a wish! Happy bd, cool car.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-04 05:21:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Here's another day off work post-->http://www.ubersite.com/m/78388
Submitted by jollydodger (user info) at 2005-11-04 03:05:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Glad to hear you like being a girl. Hey, I hear you chicks got given the vote the other day. Good for you!
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2005-11-04 02:43:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
cool car, glad to see someone who doesent think chilviray isint dead, ricers suck and should be pushed off a cliff, so +2.
Submitted by The_Last_Prophet (user info) at 2005-11-04 02:13:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
YOU BITCH! YOU KILLED HIM!
Submitted by The_Last_Prophet (user info) at 2005-11-04 02:12:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh yeah... I almost forgot. I'm sorry! How rude of me!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! Here, I made you a little Asian man's head... Took some creativity! I'm proud of me, and you! So, Happy Birthday!
||||||||
\ /
<@> <@>
!!
(----)
''
\||/
\/
Submitted by The_Last_Prophet (user info) at 2005-11-04 02:02:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
24 years on earth already? Wow! You must be ready to retire!
Submitted by crazyaardvark (user info) at 2005-11-03 23:56:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's not crap at all. Happy Birthday
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-11-03 19:02:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
SHOW US YOUR TITS!!
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-11-03 18:31:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I agree with most of what you said, except second chances. You just have to be careful who you give them to. Some people are just perpetual fuck-ups.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-11-03 18:30:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2005-11-03 18:25:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
I was disappointed in the camwhore being a car, but that is fine, it was your birthday and you are prolly hungover.
Nice car by the way.
I agree with most everything you said.
but this post STILL needs some breastsess
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2005-11-03 18:25:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I was disappointed in the camwhore being a car, but that is fine, it was your birthday and you are prolly hungover.
Nice car by the way.
I agree with most everything you said.
Submitted by Draqus (user info) at 2005-11-03 18:25:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You don't get bad service cos you have low standards, trailer trash.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-03 18:22:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
So, tell me all about that 24-year-old vagina.
Spare no details and maybe - just maybe - we can be friends.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2005-11-03 18:22:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
4. Honda Civics, Toyota Corollas, Nissan Sentras, Chevy Cavaliers, etc. will NEVER be race cars. People who have these cars and try to rice them out are just wasting time and money. Oh, so you have $15,000 worth of after-market parts to make a $12,000 car go faster? Why? You could have just dealt with a shit little car for a little longer, saved up more money, and actually bought some sort of car with an actual powerful engine. Yeah, okay, I drive a Civic. But I bought it because it was cheap, dependable, and something I could afford. I realize it's just a 4-cylinder, and I'm okay with that. I will not try to race you. I will not weave in and out of traffic on the freeway for no reason. I will drive just slightly over the speed limit and keep my 38 miles per gallon, thanks. I will not add flashy rims, a useless fart can exhaust, or some God-awful ugly spoiler. I would rather have a 56 Bel Air to fix up.
---------------------
If I ever catch you in public, I'll buy you a big cold beer so fast you'll think you had it in your pocket the whole time.
Who? You. What? Rock. How? Hard.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-11-03 18:08:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks for enlightening me, sweet-tits.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-03 18:06:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
1. Nobody really cares about anyone else.
-------
I do. I guess I'm just like Jesus like that. Seriously though, people who say stuff like this are usually just bad at getting on with other people. You are most likely ornery or have a nasal voice which gets people's backs up. I can send you a bracelet with "WWBD?" engraved on it if you like?
Submitted by MrWillard (user info) at 2005-11-03 18:04:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2005-11-03 18:04:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I pretty much have to give you a +2
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-03 17:57:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 for some good points, show us yer tits for a +2 for life!
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2005-11-03 17:55:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Amen to everything!
Submitted by punkerrjess (user info) at 2005-11-03 17:50:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I changed my mind about the camwhore, forgot the change the title. Oh well...
Submitted by runswithscissors (user info) at 2005-11-03 17:49:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I agree with Shlongy.....not a camwhore......HOWEVER
"4. Honda Civics, Toyota Corollas, Nissan Sentras, Chevy Cavaliers, etc. will NEVER be race cars. People who have these cars and try to rice them out are just wasting time and money. Oh, so you have $15,000 worth of after-market parts to make a $12,000 car go faster? Why? You could have just dealt with a shit little car for a little longer, saved up more money, and actually bought some sort of car with an actual powerful engine. Yeah, okay, I drive a Civic. But I bought it because it was cheap, dependable, and something I could afford. I realize it's just a 4-cylinder, and I'm okay with that. I will not try to race you. I will not weave in and out of traffic on the freeway for no reason. I will drive just slightly over the speed limit and keep my 38 miles per gallon, thanks. I will not add flashy rims, a useless fart can exhaust, or some God-awful ugly spoiler. I would rather have a 56 Bel Air to fix up. "
Amen to that......
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-03 17:42:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ummmmm, so you're a car? That can type?
Oh, ummmm, well, show me your alternator!!!
(That's NOT a camwhore, you silly dipshit)