Strange People on Ubersite late at night (668 hits)
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Submitted by <sizzlemctwizzle.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2005-11-03 19:21:59 EST
Okay, lets get a few things straight. I love Ubersite and sharing my work with others. I am also new. Last night I posted an Entertainment Speech at 11:00, which I am using for competition. Now I expected honesty, but that's not what I got. I got some of the most abusive, strangest comments from people. Every I know that has read my speech says it was pretty good, even some people who didn't know it was mine. So I can't understand why I would get such hateful comments. Ask the people of daytime Ubersite a few questions:
1) Is everyone here evil?
2) Is it just the strange people late at night that are evil?
3) Does my speech, "How to Live in Debt", really suck?
4) Is English really my second language?
5) Should I really "cut all of it, and replace it with the lyrics of a Metallica song?"
6) Will anyone give me a postive comment?
Just to show you what abuse my speech faced, I will now list the strange comments I got.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-11-03 18:14:29 (#)
Ranking: -2
I'd say you're the Second Biggest Cocksucker in the World
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-03 11:11:44 (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2005-11-03 05:56:02 (#)
Ranking: -1
There you go, this is my Entertainment Speech for compitition. Tell me what you think. What do you think I should cut?
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Cut all of it, and replace it with the lyrics of a Metallica song. Your teacher'll never know the difference. It'll better approximate proper English grammar and spelling, and bonus: it'll suck marginally less.
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BUAHAHAHAHAH!!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2005-11-03 10:48:39 (#)
Ranking: -2
Tell me what you think. What do you think I should cut?
Your throat?
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2005-11-03 05:56:02 (#)
Ranking: -1
There you go, this is my Entertainment Speech for compitition. Tell me what you think. What do you think I should cut?
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Cut all of it, and replace it with the lyrics of a Metallica song. Your teacher'll never know the difference. It'll better approximate proper English grammar and spelling, and bonus: it'll suck marginally less.
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-11-03 05:53:19 (#)
Ranking: 0
Last time I checked the richest list looked like this;
1)Owner Of Ikea
2)Bill Gates
3)Sultan of Brunei
Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2005-11-03 05:02:40 (#)
Ranking: -2
how can you enter this under the humour category?
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-11-03 03:25:43 (#)
Ranking: -2
English isn't your first language, is it?
Submitted by jollydodger (user info) at 2005-11-03 01:58:06 (#)
Ranking: 0
I could only read the first sentence of each paragraph. Sorry, I have a short attention span.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-11-03 01:47:55 (#)
Ranking: -2
I did original oratory for 4 years of competitive speech.
you suck at this
Submitted by jeveuxgagner (user info) at 2005-11-02 23:54:48 (#)
Ranking: -2
once again hide when they return
native english speakers say
hide once again when they return
wtf??
Submitted by jeveuxgagner (user info) at 2005-11-02 23:52:54 (#)
Ranking: -1
i got this far:
According to my interview with Warren Buffet, which he picked an old lady's pocket during
when i read idiotic turn of phrase i know its going to be painful.
i might read the whole thing
CHANGE it to: during which he picked an old lady's pocket.
how old are you?
Thanks for your time, and please be gentle.
User Reviews
Submitted by jeveuxgagner (user info) at 2005-12-23 03:03:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I could not remember reading your speech, or, indeed, rating it.
I read it again.
It really is not that good.
I read my comments, and they make sense.
I was trying to help you with oratory expression.
Giving a good speech, you see, is all about using mellifluous phrases.
Make use of assonance and sibilance and repitition.
Really,I am eighteen and i guarentee you i could write better.
Having said that, your speech was amusing, so take this as a positive comment; i think its good, but could be made MUCH better with some relatively minor improvements
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-05 14:48:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I just gave your last speech a glowing review...go check it out!
Submitted by jasonisfresh (user info) at 2005-11-05 11:34:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Bravo chap, job well done. Hats off to your effort.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-11-03 20:57:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you said you were leaving three times...either leave or let me ram my cock in your neckwound.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2005-11-03 20:26:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The only thing I will miss about you is laughing at you at 1:30 in the am. The thought of you weeping emu tears and stuffing Metallica lyrics into your gaping maw of a neck-wound makes me seep.
You could use a hack-saw, it worked wonders in 'Saw II'.
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2005-11-03 20:24:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck this mother fuckin' site, you all should burn in fuckin' hell. I try to get some honest feed back. And all I get is some gay faggots who think they know shit. But they don't, so they come across sounding like fuckin' retards. I won't ever come back to this gay ass fuckin' site again. Fuck TheSun whatever his gay ass name is. And everyone else. I will win at state. You're just mother fuckin' jealous, because all of you have sad gay ass lifes, and jobs so to vent all your fuckin' anger you go on Ubersite where you can make hateful comments and not have someone kick your ass. I fuckin' out of this bitch, fuckers.
Just thought I should restate myself. AND ALL OF YOU HAVE FUCKIN' PROBLEMS!!!!
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-03 20:19:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
HAHAHAHAHAHAH! Man the fuck up pussy.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-11-03 20:17:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
1) Is everyone here evil?
Yes, yes we are. You should go hide in a church with no internet connection so we can't get to you.
2) Is it just the strange people late at night that are evil?
No they're British.
3) Does my speech, "How to Live in Debt", really suck?
Yes. It sucks fat goat nuts. You should slam your head in a car-door as an apology.
4) Is English really my second language?
If you have to ask this quesiton, yes.
5) Should I really "cut all of it, and replace it with the lyrics of a Metallica song?"
If you are talking about yout throat, yes. Yes you should.
6) Will anyone give me a postive comment?
FUCK NO!!!!!! FUCK YOU!!! FUCK YOU IN THE ASS WITH A BIG RUBBER DICK!!! THEN BREAK IT OFF AND I'LL BEAT YOU WITH THE REST OF IT!!!
Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2005-11-03 20:17:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I can't think of a more clever way to say "kill yourself" than anyone who found this post before me, So I'll just stick with a -2.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2005-11-03 20:14:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey man, my comment was fair, unbiased, and what I think you should do.
Also, in the spirit of feeling 5 years old again 'You're name's gayer than mine'.
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-11-03 20:12:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Ok sizzlemctwizzle you want honest opinion? I just read your entire speech and im sorry to inform you but, its bloody terrible. Its written in such a way it is hard to read (consider your reader) and i didnt find anything remotely funny. Nor did i read anything ground breaking and new.
If you stood in front of a group of people and recited this verbally, the ones that didnt fall asleep would sit there poking their own eyes with their fingers or simply stand and leave.
Your advice on living for free is nothing more then Recommending crime. Every method you extol has and is being used on a daily basis and is common knowledge and most i should point out will see the person using your advice jailed for anything from fraud to theft.
You asked for Criticism, there it is as blunt as i could be, if i could offer advice perhaps you could offer Humorous ways to avoid capture or clever ways too decorate a prison cell.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-11-03 20:12:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
go away faggot
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-03 20:12:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2005-11-03 20:06:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck this mother fuckin' site, you all should burn in fuckin' hell. I try to get some honest feed back. And all I get is some gay faggots who think they know shit. But they don't, so they come across sounding like fuckin' retards. I won't ever come back to this gay ass fuckin' site again. Fuck TheSun whatever his gay ass name is. And everyone else. I will win at state. You're just mother fuckin' jealous, because all of you have sad gay ass lifes, and jobs so to vent all your fuckin' anger you go on Ubersite where you can make hateful comments and not have someone kick your ass. I fuckin' out of this bitch, fuckers.
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I guess you didn't read my comment. Oh well. . .
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2005-11-03 20:07:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
That's odd. We're normally a jovial and welcoming bunch.
P.S. This isn't a speech critique website. Fuck off.
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2005-11-03 20:06:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck this mother fuckin' site, you all should burn in fuckin' hell. I try to get some honest feed back. And all I get is some gay faggots who think they know shit. But they don't, so they come across sounding like fuckin' retards. I won't ever come back to this gay ass fuckin' site again. Fuck TheSun whatever his gay ass name is. And everyone else. I will win at state. You're just mother fuckin' jealous, because all of you have sad gay ass lifes, and jobs so to vent all your fuckin' anger you go on Ubersite where you can make hateful comments and not have someone kick your ass. I fuckin' out of this bitch, fuckers.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-03 20:04:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Apparently, you took a wrong turn.
Tardville was two rights back.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-03 20:04:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
See my review on your speech post. People on Uber are strange,
day or night.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-11-03 20:01:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Simple Steps To Making Your Speech Better!
Step 1. Put the papers on the ground, preferably outside.
Step 2. Unzip your fly.
Step 3. Urinate on the document.
Step 4. Hop on uber and tell them how it burns when you pee.
Step 5. Swallow a moving bullet.
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2005-11-03 19:59:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
By the way, my speech is entertainment. Not an actual speech. Remmeber I doing this infront of judges. If you don't have any good ways I can improve it, then fuck off.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2005-11-03 19:59:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
At least none of it's the same thing three fucking times.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-03 19:58:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
what the fuck is up with this new whiny ass, goat fucking, noob around here.
I have some advice for you and I hope this doesnt' come across as negative...
...but you can suck a bum's syphallitic cack for all I care, bitch.
I mean that in the nicest way possible.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-11-03 19:58:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
1 part you
2 parts rubbing alcohol
1 part flame
shake vigorously and pour over a 6 foot hole in the ground.
Your friends will thank you.
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2005-11-03 19:55:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah I read some of your shit.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2005-11-03 19:55:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wait, you know me now?
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2005-11-03 19:53:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No you were that way before by speech, bitch!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2005-11-03 19:52:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I for one am a bitter and hateful individual. Reading shit like your speech has made me this way.
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2005-11-03 19:52:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And yes I will rate myself +2, to make up for you bastards!
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2005-11-03 19:49:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Does everyone on this site have to be a hateful bastard?
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-11-03 19:46:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2005-11-03 19:36:37 (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck Ubersite if everyone on this site's gonna be a gay faggot! Now Fuck Off!
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wait you haven't tried drinking gasoline yet!
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-11-03 19:41:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This sucked dick.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2005-11-03 19:37:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
(Rating yourself +2 don't count for shit)
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2005-11-03 19:36:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck Ubersite if everyone on this site's gonna be a gay faggot! Now Fuck Off!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2005-11-03 19:36:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
How, bright lad, knob off. It's a fucking website you bellend.
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2005-11-03 19:34:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck you HurtByTheSun, you're the guy who told me to cut my throat. And I'd like see you write a better entertainment speech. But if you can't, shut the fuck up.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-11-03 19:34:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Chlorine Tablets are now delicious *and* nutritious!
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-11-03 19:33:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
this has to be a fucking joke, right?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2005-11-03 19:28:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What exactly are you asking us to review here? Comments?
And yes, your essay was pretty poor. Mainly because it was about as entertaining as enduring the Queens Speech on Christmas afternoon.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-11-03 19:27:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i'll wait