When you're 21 in Oklahoma... (1017 hits)
Category: GeneralRating: -1.19 on 29 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by The Un-Placid Princess (View user info) at 2005-11-03 20:05:54 EST
Today is my 21st birthday - so I'm taking suggestions as to what I should do to celebrate!
Holla.
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Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2005-11-04 05:22:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
only cause it is also my birthday
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-04 05:09:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Seriously though, celebrate your birthday by doing something to make someone else feel good. Go to a strange (but safe) place, hop on some public transport and find the obligotory single bloke with a small plastic carrier bag. sit next to him and start rubbing his willy, then have sex with him in a public toilet.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-04 05:06:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Have you boyfriend force a glass coke bottle up your vag
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-04 05:06:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Suck off a 13 year old boy and post pictures on mypscae.com
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-04 05:05:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Walk naked through the ghetto
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-11-04 04:48:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
post some content kid!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-04 04:16:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Pour chilli sauce on your dildo.
Submitted by Banga3386 (user info) at 2005-11-04 02:52:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't not die, that's a fun activity
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2005-11-04 02:32:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
great, i'm helping this schmucks rating with a 0... this thing tanked worse than my last quadraplegic joke did.
i almost feel badly. then i remembered "holla", and suddenly the pain melts away.
Submitted by The_Last_Prophet (user info) at 2005-11-04 01:59:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by The_Last_Prophet (user info) at 2005-11-04 01:59:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I...I...I...I...Umm...I...I...I...Fuckit!
-2Die!
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-11-03 23:58:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
1. you are an adult, you stop saying holla.
2. you show us your tits.
Submitted by smoke_in_my_lungs (user info) at 2005-11-03 23:38:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Drink and fuck are the two most obvious answers. Other than that, sacrifice of any animal.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-03 22:50:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck a corncob, virg.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-11-03 22:35:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Um...
Move the fuck out of Oklahoma?
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-11-03 22:09:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, since it's well into the evening and you're coming on Uber for suggestions on what to do for your 21st, I think it's safe to assume you're at least two of the following:
1. Obese
2. Bacne-ridden ("Bacne" is acne on your back, for y'all in Podunk, OK)
3. An employee in the service industry
4. Possessing a community college equivalent education or less
5. Single and have been probably forever (taking a relative to prom doesn't count)
6. An owner of at least one cat whom you treat as a human being
7. A rabid fan of the "O.C."
8. Named Amanda (I've never met an Amanda I'd like to meet twice)
9. Fan of boy bands.
10. A virgin because Jesus wants it that way.
I'm sure you'll think of a humdinger of a 21st birthday celebration. Holla!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2005-11-03 21:38:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Get your hymen busted! Dur!
Submitted by MrWillard (user info) at 2005-11-03 21:21:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
1. Get on a plane
2. Come to Georgia
3. Drink until I'm pretty
4. Suck my cock
5. Go home
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-11-03 21:13:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Y HELO THAR WURST ALTER EVAR!
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-03 21:09:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
re 21/y olds:
Suck my cock.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-11-03 20:58:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
FUCKING DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-03 20:21:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Le madre la puta. Holla.
Submitted by RaineLark (user info) at 2005-11-03 20:20:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This post reminds me of Kerry Collins: girly but completely ineffective.
Don't you know what you're supposed to do on your 21st? It's so obvious.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-11-03 20:19:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey there "rusy." You gave me a retalitory -2? Did you think it would make me cry? Well you're right. I'm sitting here, thousands of miles away from a person I'll never meet who gave me a -2, sobbing my eyes out. Booo-hooo-hooo.
Submitted by TheUn-PlacidPrincess (user info) at 2005-11-03 20:09:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
For -2s? Never. I forgot it was Thursday, so I should have put SPT..but ya know. I'm rusy.
Holla.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-03 20:08:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Show us your tits.
Then, kill yourself.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-11-03 20:08:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
erase your ubersite account and never come back?
bitch
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-11-03 20:08:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I suggest having intercourse with pigs and cows.
Oh, and never using the "word" "holla" again.
Poopiehead.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2005-11-03 20:08:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Show us your tits.