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If You're Ever on The Moon.... (1342 hits)

Category: None
Labels: planetseries

Rating: 1.57 on 25 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Steve's House of Dragoncakes (View user info) at 2005-11-04 04:03:07 EST


Uranus: http://www.ubersite.com/m/77981
Jupiter: http://www.ubersite.com/m/77452
Venus: http://www.ubersite.com/m/75715
Saturn: http://www.ubersite.com/m/75497
Pluto: http://www.ubersite.com/m/73401
Mercury: http://www.ubersite.com/m/72428
Neptune: http://www.ubersite.com/m/71494
Mars: http://www.ubersite.com/m/70839


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The fog rolls in when we put her out to sea. She loved sailing. She loved flowers, sailing and hated socks. That's why we left her barefoot in the boat and put her out to sea.

'We' are my son and I. Her son: a part of her that won't be snuffed out by the fog coming in from the Sea of Tranquility. No diving. No swimming. Small craft only.

I light a candle. I like how it feels and light another one.

The cratered surface with its mini-malls and Ford dealerships start to light up. Every candle is a word I didn't say to her. Every flame is a moment we'll never have. Every spot of light is another breath she'll never take.

The moon shines with its own light. It's no longer a useless mirror to a distant, hurtful sun. A million candles won't be enough. Never enough.

It's time to go home. Time to go back to the home that never wanted me.

They might want to see their grandson.

They might want to see what I've become.

If you're ever on the moon, watch out for the wax. Millions of candles usually result in millions of small puddles of wax.





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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-24 02:56:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-03-31 12:18:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

WHY IS THE MOON LABELED AS A PLANET????

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-03-31 12:03:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

missed this one!

Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-29 18:56:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

WHY IS THE MOON LABELED AS A PLANET????

Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2005-11-13 21:31:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

THIS POST HAS CONTENT!

LOOK AT THIS!!!

Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-11-12 17:58:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

THIS POST HAS CONTENT!

LOOK AT THIS!!!

Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-11-04 11:45:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Mmm. Dragoncakes. But I must say that my personal preference are Grumblecakes.

*Only liars and thieves eat grumblecaaaaaaaakes! Those people go to prison! Just ask the Cheat!*

Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2005-11-04 10:32:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

meh, this series has been fairly samey from the start. cool idea, and pretty well written but really - one was enough.

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-11-04 10:03:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Thank you for keeping my suggestion for a visible name up for so long!





And the post was pretty kickass as well.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-04 08:29:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-04 07:51:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Mare Tranquillitates.

Why do i know all the names of the craters (sea's and one ocean) of the moon by heart?

It must have something to do with my OCD.

Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-11-04 06:58:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-04 06:54:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-11-04 04:24:37 (#)
Ranking: 0

One more to go.

I WONDER WHERE IT WILL BE???
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The mysterious multi dimensional planet X!

Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2005-11-04 05:49:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

they must all be on the moon then.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-04 05:46:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

no, senhhoor.

Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2005-11-04 05:40:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

anybody here?

Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2005-11-04 05:35:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

as long as I'm here I'll linkwhore too http://www.ubersite.com/m/78357

Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2005-11-04 05:34:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Rad told me to camp here, so here I be.

Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2005-11-04 05:27:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

more people need to rate this


Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2005-11-04 04:28:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I wish more people wrote like Louis Carol, like this.

Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2005-11-04 04:28:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

auto stevie +2

Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-11-04 04:24:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

One more to go.

I WONDER WHERE IT WILL BE???

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-11-04 04:22:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-04 04:21:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Is it over now? 'Cause, you know, great as most of these where I'm starting to get bored.

Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-11-04 04:07:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

It's not supposed to make sense because it COMES FROM MY MIND!


Marge: I would love you if you weighed 1,000 pounds but ...

Homer: Beautiful. G'night.

King-Size Homer