Remembering Our Fallen Heroes (44973 hits)
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Submitted by pen_name (View user info) at 2005-11-04 04:50:03 EST
Not enough attention gets paid to the men and women who died so we could feel emotionally tied to our movies. Here, I do my best to fix that.
(Note: This list is not all-inclusive. If you feel I missed someone, let me know.)
User Reviews
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-10 05:53:07 EDT (#)
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yes
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-04-01 17:55:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
awesome.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-04-01 17:26:53 EDT (#)
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Stop forgetting these, douchebag. I'm sick of looking them up.
http://ubersite.com/cgi-bin/users.cgi
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/moreinfo.cgi?uber=X
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-10-26 21:42:32 EDT (#)
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again with this post?
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-10-26 21:35:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-08-31 10:48:48 (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-08-30 04:25:43 (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-13 07:47:06 (#)
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post something you cunt
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2006-09-14 12:43:16 EDT (#)
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kicker of all ass
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2006-09-04 20:38:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-09-03 14:45:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cheers
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-09-01 17:30:56 EDT (#)
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This was posted on my 21st birthday
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-08-31 10:56:58 EDT (#)
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7.000 or so hits to make this on the most viewed page. I figure if I call you a cunt every day for a year or so and yell at you to post, we just may get you on there.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-08-31 10:48:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-08-30 04:25:43 (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-13 07:47:06 (#)
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post something you cunt
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-08-30 06:40:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-08-30 04:25:43 (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-13 07:47:06 (#)
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post something you cunt
...............
my reply:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=UKJk_j6v5fY
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-08-30 04:25:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-13 07:47:06 (#)
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post something you cunt
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-08-02 01:27:43 EDT (#)
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I was wondering where those magical hits came from. There goes my theory of divine intervention.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2006-08-01 20:53:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is on College Humor.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-13 07:47:06 EDT (#)
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post something you cunt
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-04-24 08:55:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.myspaceruinslives.com/stories.phpsubaction=showfull&id=1143181043&archive=&start_from=&ucat=&
Just found this...
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-04-08 14:21:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
oops
Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2006-04-08 14:20:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
MEGATRON
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-04-08 14:13:09 EDT (#)
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haha, it's about time someone noticed. can you believe how seriously they took that?
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-04-08 14:00:56 EDT (#)
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Myspace lead me to become a orange salesman on Route 44.
BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!
Submitted by j0andre1 (user info) at 2006-03-26 23:27:23 EST (#)
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How did I miss this little gem?
I like the colored fella in the beginning.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-24 17:15:01 EST (#)
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Did I already plus 2 this?
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-03-24 16:44:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-03-24 14:23:46 (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 LOVE
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AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Now I only hate you as much as that Cardassian that tortured picard.
I...SEE...FOUR...LIGHTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-03-24 14:23:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 LOVE
Submitted by Mrdurden24 (user info) at 2006-02-07 15:22:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
High-larious
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2006-02-07 15:02:23 EST (#)
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Skeet.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-01-21 12:17:03 EST (#)
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Hell have a +2 for the post too.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-01-21 12:12:22 EST (#)
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Didin't read this post, +2 for this
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-01-20 21:48:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
i'll finish it*
....
Randolph grabbed a beaker and turned to his friend Ablethorpe
"Yes, Able, it looks like our experiment is finally coming to fruition."
"What experiment," Able asked, slightly confused.
"Why, Able, it's the experiment we've been slaving over these past 10 years. It is our ultimate success."
Able scratched his temple. "Are you talking about the butt spray that makes the hair fall off, because i think someone already patented..."
"You fool." Randolph grimaced. "Why am I surrounded by simpletons?"
"well, sir, it's a matter of logistics. Few people are qualified to handle this expensive equipment..."
"yes, Able..."
"...and fewer still like dastardly plans?"
"yes, whatever...."
"and nobody likes to work for a black guy."
Randolph smacked Able. "You nincompoop. I'm white."
"I know that sir, but your very tan and in the dark you look black. that's 12 hours of the day when most people wouldn't work for you."
"I hate you, able."
"Sorry, sir."
....
*I never read it
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-01-20 22:19:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What about Jesse Ventura's character in Predator? That guy was badass.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-01-20 21:54:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
bah, you had an hour to find that page. i don't even care anymore.
besides, ayn rand blows
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p.s. thanks blinkish; I'm all about corny jokes
Submitted by Blinkish (user info) at 2006-01-20 21:35:23 EST (#)
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I can't stop laughing at 'Rub a dub dub...'
Submitted by mattseanbachman (user info) at 2006-01-20 21:26:02 EST (#)
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Ayn Rand is one of them...hmm. I'm specifically trying to think of things that are tied to what I've said in the past, though. I'll say "Ayn Rand."
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-01-20 20:35:37 EST (#)
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rather, who is your favorite author
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-01-20 20:35:21 EST (#)
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all right. what is your favorite author?
Submitted by mattseanbachman (user info) at 2006-01-20 20:34:20 EST (#)
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Lol, I am. I just can't figure out what the fuck uber is about. Getting railed by people helps though, ha.
Ay Pen, for real man, wtf do people expect from Uber? I don't get especially worked up about all the -2's and shit, but I shouldn't post stuff if I'm not "in the know."
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Not going to spend much time debating about my identity...you could try to quiz me though. Idk how, but go for it man.
--Matt
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-01-20 20:29:51 EST (#)
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just a simple search of your handle. I'm think you're an alter, though. probably picked up the name from someone you go to school with. you're no award winning essayist.
Submitted by mattseanbachman (user info) at 2006-01-20 20:18:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Where does it say that??
If it's from where I think it's from, I'm fucking shivering man.
You know more about me than I do. ;-)
Where's it from? jc.
I do like her cd, btw.
--Matt
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-01-20 19:38:22 EST (#)
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supposedly you enjoy her cd.
Submitted by mattseanbachman (user info) at 2006-01-20 19:24:35 EST (#)
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Katy Rose? idk what you were talking about.
--Matt
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-01-05 09:24:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-01-05 04:08:13 (#)
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Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-01-04 15:31:25 (#)
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So I guess the caddy scholarship is available again.
Anyone who's interested should go see Judge Smails.
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Jesus H. Christmas.
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I thought it was pretty fucking funny, too. I think only about 6 people got the joke.
Submitted by jagmcmanus (user info) at 2005-12-29 00:42:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
heaps good.
Submitted by KC_DC (user info) at 2005-12-18 21:19:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i like this post
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2005-12-11 10:08:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
For Jesus, man. Jesus fuckin' rules.
Submitted by EndOfNothing (user info) at 2005-12-10 13:56:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-12-05 01:47:44 EST (#)
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I would, but I just haven't had any inspiration. Besides, there has been plenty of kickassery in my stead.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-12-05 01:04:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You ran off after your Bored at Work post.
You need to write more.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-12-03 21:16:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know why I haven't rated this yet.
My roommate and I got into a heated argument about whether Apollo Creed and Lando were the same actor one time.
He accused me of saying he was racist and that I thought he thinks all black people look alike. We went to imdb and he said "huh... I guess they all DO look the same to me."
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-12-03 18:33:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
good stuff
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-12-03 17:59:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
kee koo koo kee kee
<generic transforming sound effect>
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2005-12-01 08:03:13 EST (#)
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I own Optimus Prime.
I rock.
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2005-12-01 05:16:36 EST (#)
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What the hell is this?
Oh ok, nevermind.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-11-23 16:01:09 EST (#)
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this is great
Submitted by Oleannder (user info) at 2005-11-22 00:56:40 EST (#)
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You are awesome.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-11-22 00:30:02 EST (#)
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Is it wrong that I own the Transformers movie on VHS?
And every episode of the original show, taped off of NBC when I was a child?
It is?
Fuck that...
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-11-21 06:26:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Stand back boy, this calls for some divine intervention
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2005-11-16 12:59:56 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Required_Reading (user info) at 2005-11-15 18:27:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
fucking awesome
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-11-15 15:40:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What is this, a portable shower or a monkey cage?
<Anti Shark cage>
You go inside the cage,
cage goes in the water, you go in the water?
Shark's in the water? Our shark?
Farewell and Adieu to you fair spanish ladies
Farewell and Adieu dear ladies of spain..
For we've received orders, we're to sail back to Boston
and so never more shall we see you again....
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-11-15 11:01:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssss.
As soon as I realised what this was, I made a deal to -2 you if you didn't include Goose.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-11-14 21:10:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good job, pen_name!
Congratulations on B@W!
I'm totally jealous!
Submitted by yuvalset (user info) at 2005-11-14 04:20:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Very nice.
Always nice to see that I'm not the only one around with a memory, and that being 25 doesn't make me frightfully old
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-11-14 04:03:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
heh
Submitted by keglined (user info) at 2005-11-13 23:35:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Pick it up, flip through it until the pissy store manager to give you an icy look, set it down, and cropdust the register as you shuffle out the door.
Submitted by Bushy (user info) at 2005-11-13 04:57:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah, thats sweet.
mind you, there are some people who ahve their transformers a bit confused. Optimus gives the matrix of leadership to Ultra Magnus, not Hot Rod. And it is Ultra Magnus, not Hot Rod, who is blown to smithereens then reconstructed on the planet of junk.
By the by, that fight between Optimus and Megatron must rank up there with the best one on one fights ever. Its got everything; witty repartee, sweep kicks, a double fist punch, emotional close ups, and the baddy remains bad, and not honourable. Kick arse.
Submitted by good_food (user info) at 2005-11-12 20:19:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It always made me mad how Optimus Prime, the best and biggest badass transformor seemed to suffer a minor gun shot, and the whole Autobot crew just gave up on him and declared him dead. However Hotrod gets brutally crushed and destroyed into multiple pieces, yet the Autobots seems to beable to rebuild and revive him fairly easily. Now why the fuck didn't they just fix up Optimus?!
And that people, is what grinds my gears.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2005-11-12 12:10:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
read old posts people....let's keep 'er alive bitches!
Submitted by malefic (user info) at 2005-11-12 11:58:33 EST (#)
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heart wrenching
Submitted by Dante_Alighieri (user info) at 2005-11-11 21:22:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HOLY SHIT!
+2 for Vincent Vega.
+2 for Mickey.
+2 for Jeebus.
+2 for Optimus Prime.
+2 for ET.
+2 for Apollo Creed.
+2 for Spock.
Fucking incredible.
Submitted by TheStitch (user info) at 2005-11-11 13:57:58 EST (#)
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Sorry, I ranked it wrong the first time...
(Optimus still rules)
Submitted by TheStitch (user info) at 2005-11-11 13:57:17 EST (#)
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Optimus Prime - forever my hero.
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2005-11-11 12:17:36 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by fried-green-potatoes (user info) at 2005-11-11 07:14:06 EST (#)
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That quote from Pulp Fiction always stuck with me, too.
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-11-11 06:40:03 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-11 06:27:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by Kindred (user info) at 2005-11-10 21:17:30 (#)
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I don't know why, but although I enjoyed and laughed at the entire post.
My absolute favorite is:
Crucifiction. aahahahahahahah111!!11!!1
I don't know if it's a typo or intended, but it's the best word I've ever heard.
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Haha, nah, I can't claim any hidden intentions on my part. It's just a spelling mistake.
Unfortunately, spelling has always been my greatest weakness--like criptoenight.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-11-10 22:44:17 EST (#)
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How this doesn't have straight +2's, I'll never know.
Submitted by crazyaardvark (user info) at 2005-11-10 21:27:45 EST (#)
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GO OPTIMUS PRIME!!
Submitted by Kindred (user info) at 2005-11-10 21:17:30 EST (#)
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I don't know why, but although I enjoyed and laughed at the entire post.
My absolute favorite is:
Crucifiction. aahahahahahahah111!!11!!1
I don't know if it's a typo or intended, but it's the best word I've ever heard.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-11-10 13:40:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+ fucking 2.
I look forward to part two, which I KNOW is coming since I see no Bruce Lee.
Submitted by AllyJeans (user info) at 2005-11-10 10:05:11 EST (#)
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WOW, you made it! Congrats :)
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-11-10 09:41:42 EST (#)
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???
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-11-09 15:32:34 EST (#)
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Eet's a good.
Submitted by Bobbywangstar (user info) at 2005-11-09 13:54:27 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by BurnTheHobo (user info) at 2005-11-09 12:10:55 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by the_grendel (user info) at 2005-11-09 11:35:40 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Call911 (user info) at 2005-11-09 07:54:46 EST (#)
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If you read any post this year.
Read this one.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2005-11-09 02:36:26 EST (#)
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Sexy.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-09 00:30:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by BananaPhone (user info) at 2005-11-08 20:11:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
auto +2 for any mention of optimus prime
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-11-08 18:25:42 EST (#)
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Apollo Cred brings back memories of the latest Strongbad halloween toon. Great work!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-08 17:57:25 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-08 15:42:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-08 15:35:42 (#)
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10,000 hits and 140 reviews...you greedy bas-tahd.
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AAAHAHAHAHH!
I was kiddin' man, good job!
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-08 15:33:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-08 14:43:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
Congrats on B@W, you knocked my post down one....asshole!
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Today i knock yours down, tomorrow a post about dog vibrators will knock mine down. It's the circle of life.
Submitted by KillerAngel (user info) at 2005-11-08 15:01:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well done my friend. Congrats on B@W
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-08 14:43:31 EST (#)
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Congrats on B@W, you knocked my post down one....asshole!
Submitted by Doogsterville (user info) at 2005-11-08 13:13:35 EST (#)
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Sammy J got eaten pretty much right after he made that statement too. Timing is everything...
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-11-08 12:55:11 EST (#)
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Plus fucking 2 for Maude alone!
I now will love you forever because you know of that movie.
Submitted by Stauquin (user info) at 2005-11-08 12:02:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-08 12:00:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Holy Ollie Hopnoodle! B@W!
I am thrilled beyond measure. Let me send a shout out to rad, sinna, vicious, and ally for their campaigning, as well as a big thanks to everyone else.
Here's to knowing that there is no way in hell i'll be able to pull this off again.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-08 09:33:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I propose a Jesus Christ vs. Optimus Prime deathmatch to determine once and for all who the all-time King of the Resurrected Heroes is.
By the way, this post kicked me right in the jimmy and laughed at me while I cried like a little girl.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-11-08 08:40:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Congrats, pen name. This is awesome.
Submitted by AllyJeans (user info) at 2005-11-07 05:34:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-11-04 18:55:26 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-04 05:06:32 (#)
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B@W
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-07 05:30:40 EST (#)
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well, at least you knew optimus.
phew...punchline still works.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-11-07 05:26:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-07 05:21:25 (#)
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Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-11-07 05:17:46 (#)
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I only know like five guys on that list.
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if i may guess...
carl weathers
anthony edwards
tom hanks
Leonard Nimoy
Jesus Christ
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NOPE!
Seth Brundle
Spock
Billy
ET
Optimus Prime
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-07 05:21:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-11-07 05:17:46 (#)
Ranking: 2
I only know like five guys on that list.
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if i may guess...
carl weathers
anthony edwards
tom hanks
Leonard Nimoy
Jesus Christ
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-11-07 05:17:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I only know like five guys on that list.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-07 05:04:18 EST (#)
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I just realized that I left out Obi-wan and Yoda. They deserve to be up there.
Ah well.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-06 18:02:35 EST (#)
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goose!
Submitted by darkspoon (user info) at 2005-11-05 08:30:28 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-05 05:35:32 EST (#)
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WTF?
Submitted by baking_Lady (user info) at 2005-11-05 05:35:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
apollo creed - carl weathers
quint - robert shaw
sonny - jimmy caan
goose - anthony edwards
maude - ruth gordon
kuato - marshall bell
john miller - tom hanks
seth brundle - Jeff Goldblum
mickey - burgess meredith
russell casse - randy quaid
vincent vega - john travolta
russell franklin - Samuel L Jackson
father mcgruder - Stuart Devenie
spock - Leonard Nimoy
billy - sonny landham
ET - Pat Welsh
Jesus Christ - Jim Nazereth
optimus prime - peter cullen
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-11-05 05:05:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Can someone please list the names of all the actors that played these roles?
.........(for the mentally weak and culturally impaired amongst us).........
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2005-11-05 02:13:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
way to kick christ in the peener! go optimus prime!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-05 01:55:21 EST (#)
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best ever
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-11-05 01:31:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
awesome
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-11-05 01:31:29 EST (#)
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he suffered from being black in a horror movie
HAHAHAHHAHHA
Submitted by Kale (user info) at 2005-11-05 00:38:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome.
Submitted by Axtumanu (user info) at 2005-11-04 20:15:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Pure gold!
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-04 19:16:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good idea for a post.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-11-04 19:05:01 EST (#)
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I nearly missed this cos I thought it was going to be about soldiering or something
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-11-04 18:55:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-04 05:06:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-11-04 14:54:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Definitely +2 material
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-04 14:06:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-11-04 13:54:11 (#)
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And dude, it's a good thing Kirk ejected Spock's body or he never would have been on the Genesis planet, been reborn, etc., etc.
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yeah, but how could he have known that would happen. it was totally reckless.
"well, damn, we got this tylenol coffin and we haven't shot at anyone for 20 minutes..let's dump spock in it and aim at that cloud of shit over there."
and while we're hear...how did spock known to engrave his memory in bones? that fucker was psychic.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-11-04 13:54:11 EST (#)
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I still tear up when I watch the final battle between Optimus and Megatron. And then again, when he gives the Matrix to Hot Rod. GOd, what a fucking badass he was.
LONG LIVE OPTIMUS PRIME.
And dude, it's a good thing Kirk ejected Spock's body or he never would have been on the Genesis planet, been reborn, etc., etc.
Submitted by Montucky (user info) at 2005-11-04 13:20:34 EST (#)
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However, in a subsequent film Optimus Prime was resurrected to fight the Autobots who were infected with the Hate Virus
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-11-04 12:57:38 EST (#)
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Awesomeness.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2005-11-04 12:38:11 EST (#)
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This post is fellate-worthy.
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2005-11-04 12:28:28 EST (#)
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+75 for father Mcgruder
+29 for billy the indian
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-11-04 11:36:49 EST (#)
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This was seriously sweet and you get extra props for including my man J.C. (but even I know he's no Optimus Prime). All I'd add was, with all the talk of "there can be only one" there at the end, what about Sean Connery's character from Highlander? Obviously he was very influential since I can't seem to remember his name . . . Um. Okay. I'll shut up now.
Submitted by youarewrong (user info) at 2005-11-04 10:57:00 EST (#)
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Funny as hell. Great post baby.
But what about Carlito Brigante
MOTHER FUCKER TO THE MAX!!!!!!!!!!
"HERE COMES THE PAIN"
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-11-04 10:54:52 EST (#)
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Thank you very much!
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-04 10:26:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-11-04 10:00:05 (#)
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Can someone please list the movies that these are from for the mentally weak (the rest of you) and/or culturally impaired (me) amongst us?
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Sure can.
1) Apollo: Rocky (Quote and death from Rocky 4)
2) Quint: Jaws
3) Sonny: The Godfather
4) Goose: Top Gun
5) Maude: Harold and Maude
6) Kuato: Total Recall
7) Miller: Saving Private Ryan
8) Seth: The Fly
9) Mickey: Rocky (Quote and Death from Rocky 3)
10) Russell: Independence Day
11) Vincent: Pulp Fiction
12) Russell: Deep Blue Sea
13) Mcgruder: Dead Alive
14) Spock: Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan
15) Billy: Predator
16) E.T: E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial
17) (joke)
18) Optimus: The Transformers: The Movie
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-11-04 10:16:34 EST (#)
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They all got what was comin' to 'em.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-11-04 10:00:05 EST (#)
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Can someone please list the movies that these are from for the mentally weak (the rest of you) and/or culturally impaired (me) amongst us?
kthxbye
Submitted by mtgn37 (user info) at 2005-11-04 09:57:06 EST (#)
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You got the touch...you got the pooowwweeeeeerrrrr, YEAH!
fucking +2
Submitted by Off_The_Wagon (user info) at 2005-11-04 09:56:24 EST (#)
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Great work.
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2005-11-04 09:42:42 EST (#)
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Woo Quint!
Submitted by crownofsuns (user info) at 2005-11-04 09:04:57 EST (#)
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I love the one about spock!
Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2005-11-04 08:22:11 EST (#)
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that was great!
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2005-11-04 08:06:23 EST (#)
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Maude.
fuckin hell yea.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-11-04 07:37:33 EST (#)
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1) Carl Weathers needs to be in more movies. Way more movies.
2) -I'm scared
- No way Billy, you ain't scared of no man.
-There's something out there, and it ain't no man. We're all gonna die.
3) More than meets the eye.
4) +2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-04 07:29:14 EST (#)
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This was great.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-04 07:16:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-04 07:06:09 (#)
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-04 05:10:51 (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-04 05:02:11 (#)
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Father McGruder was actually hurled onto a rather grand headstone of an angel and was impaled upon it's arm. He was already dead though because he got bitten by the decapitated zombie head.
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I remembered the bite, but I figured it was a moot point with the impaling.
But you're right. It wasn't a fence post he was chucked on. Fuck. That pisses me off.
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Don't worry, I'll send you a bracelet engraved with "WWND?" and you'll be ok.
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A braclet with "What Would Nixon Do?" written on it? Yeah, that might just do the trick.
But if you really want to make my day, just buy me a bowl of custard and drop in a severed ear. MMM, good rich custard.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-04 07:06:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-04 05:10:51 (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-04 05:02:11 (#)
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Father McGruder was actually hurled onto a rather grand headstone of an angel and was impaled upon it's arm. He was already dead though because he got bitten by the decapitated zombie head.
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I remembered the bite, but I figured it was a moot point with the impaling.
But you're right. It wasn't a fence post he was chucked on. Fuck. That pisses me off.
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Don't worry, I'll send you a bracelet engraved with "WWND?" and you'll be ok.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-11-04 06:58:52 EST (#)
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I moonwalk in this post's honor!
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-11-04 06:45:38 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-11-04 06:33:21 EST (#)
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RIP Mickey.
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2005-11-04 06:28:06 EST (#)
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I wish I could dance with Vincent/John. Loved post.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-04 05:32:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-04 05:18:49 (#)
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Hey, a post of yours I like....things are looking up!
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All the credit goes to my new meds.
Here's to Pfizer...may you continue to keep me sane.
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2005-11-04 05:31:04 EST (#)
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If I knew how to put something forward for B@W I'd so be doing that right now!
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-04 05:18:49 EST (#)
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Hey, a post of yours I like....things are looking up!
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-04 05:10:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-04 05:02:11 (#)
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Father McGruder was actually hurled onto a rather grand headstone of an angel and was impaled upon it's arm. He was already dead though because he got bitten by the decapitated zombie head.
_____________
I remembered the bite, but I figured it was a moot point with the impaling.
But you're right. It wasn't a fence post he was chucked on. Fuck. That pisses me off.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-04 05:06:32 EST (#)
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B@W
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-04 05:02:11 EST (#)
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Father McGruder was actually hurled onto a rather grand headstone of an angel and was impaled upon it's arm. He was already dead though because he got bitten by the decapitated zombie head.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-04 05:00:19 EST (#)
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*weeps for Optimus Prime*
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-11-04 04:59:07 EST (#)
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Fantastic.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-11-04 04:58:04 EST (#)
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Yes!
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2005-11-04 04:55:04 EST (#)
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auto autobot +2