Circus Sex + Camwhore! (4469 hits)
Category: HumorRating: 1.58 on 86 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Ainkara (View user info) at 2005-11-04 08:57:11 EST
It all started innocently enough. Well, maybe it wasn't exactly 'innocent', but it didn't mean to end up the way it did. He's my boyfriend, and you know what relationships are like... the kissing, the removal of clothes... the etc. I won't bore you with specific details. So we were in bed and just starting to get into it.
Just to let you know, I'm not entirely sure how this all happened. Possibly we were talking about clowns. But whatever was going on, for some reason, he started singing/humming the circus song. You know the one.
Do do dododododo do doo dooo, do do dododododo do doo dooo, DO dodo dooo do, DO dodo dooo do, do do do do do do do do doo dooo doooo doooo
Just keep humming it till you get the tune. You will eventually, I promise.
So this is what he was humming. While we were having sex. I couldn't help it, I started giggling. A lot. We'd calm down a bit, and start being all serious again, and then he'd start humming that damn song, and I'd start giggling again. It got to the point where I just couldn't stop. Especially when he started thrusting to the rythym... DO do DOdododo DO do DOO do...
So we gave up for that night. There was no way I was going to be able to stop laughing.
And I had completely forgotten about it, until the other day. Some of his friends had come down to visit, from where he used to live. We were all hanging out one night, again, innocently enough. (This time, ACTUALLY innocent. Really.) For some reason he mentions the circus song. I can't remember why. Then Steven immediately pipes up with "Oh, you mean the sex song?"
I was shamed. I hid my face under the blanket that Michael had.
"Oh, that was you?" says Steven.
Cue me being more embarrassed.
Toby, Steven's girlfriend, tried to make it better by saying that Michael didn't mention it was me, just some girl he slept with before. Steven told her that actually that was kinda worse. I hid further under the blanket.
He did apologise though, but I think he was giggling at me at the same time. Silently. He also made some 'while you're down there' comment while I was hiding under his blanket. I chose not to dignify that with a response. I did eventually come out of hiding. But I was slightly more subdued for the rest of the night.
I can no longer think of that song with a straight face...
Oh, and as promised, camwhore
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User Reviews
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-04-19 02:01:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
thats fucking funny
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-01-03 08:24:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Heh. Clowns.
I miss you punk.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-28 06:25:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-11-28 06:17:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
3,500 hits.
My next post is going to be naked...
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Nobody wants to see a naked man.
Except Zoidberg and Spooner of course.
This reminds me, I need to ask them about whether or not gay people enjoy masturbating in front of mirrors more than straight people.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-11-28 06:17:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
3,500 hits.
My next post is going to be naked...
Submitted by bandphotographer (user info) at 2005-11-09 20:14:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
'circus sex' reminds me of when I was 7...
+2 Fairy
Submitted by gder (user info) at 2005-11-07 23:32:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Thought you would like to know that the song you're talking about is called "Entrance of the Gladiators" (also known as Thunder and Blazes).
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2005-11-07 17:24:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is funny.
Try this one:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/77882
Submitted by Kale (user info) at 2005-11-07 16:13:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this post was good in all ways
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-11-07 09:43:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Alright, nobody else has done it, so...
Two two twotwotwotwotwo two twoo twooo, two two twotwotwotwotwo two twoo twooo, TWO twotwo twooo two, TWO twotwo twooo two, two two two two two two two two twoo twooo twoooo twoooo
Plus, you remind me of Alyssa Milano. Yummy.
Submitted by missedthepoint (user info) at 2005-11-07 07:30:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Perhaps your bf was raped by a clown when he was younger?
...just a thought.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-11-06 19:25:45 EST (#)
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thats "March of the Gladiators" oddly enough
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2005-11-06 18:56:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wait...whoa! Shouldn't everything in Australia be upside down? Huh?
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-11-05 17:01:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I want to break you down like daddys' shotgun and do you plantation style.
Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2005-11-05 16:31:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
<ejaculates>
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2005-11-05 15:43:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You make me want to be a lesbian!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2005-11-05 12:36:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
We whistle that song as a warning when our slightly-deranged boss approaches in the office. It's quite effective and after 2 years it still makes us laugh, but she doesn't seem to have caught on.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-11-05 10:39:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I MET SOME DUDE FROM AUSTRAILA LAST NIGHT!
and i said to him, "i know this broad from the internet named aikinra. at least i think thats her real name. but i know her, and she talks like yoU!"
i'm wasted
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-11-05 10:06:52 EST (#)
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auto +2 AUSTRALIAN GIRLS AND GO WALLABIES!!! FUCK THE FRENCH AND FUCK um... fuck... um..... fuck... fuck yeah?
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-05 09:37:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You should talk about sex more, it's intriguing
oh, and camwhore more of course!
Submitted by smoke_in_my_lungs (user info) at 2005-11-05 05:57:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd hit it!
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2005-11-05 05:45:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Still smokin'
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-05 05:43:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I tend to do most of my comedic work before or after sex. During sex I like to have a great time but usually laughing doesn't play a role. As I think about it now, laughing could really hurt a guys ego you know......laughing at the lack of size, laughing because he keeps trying stupid shit in bed and it's just comical, laughing because you are just getting started and he finished ten minutes ago, and crying was the only other alternative....
see the problem
Oh, and you are one hot woman!
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-11-05 05:32:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
hmm...
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-11-05 01:00:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Highway run
Into the midnight sun
Wheels go round and round
You're on my mind
Restless hearts
Sleep alone tonight
Sending all my love
Along the wire
They say that the road
Ain't no place to start a family
Right down the line
It's been you and me
And lovin' a music man
Ain't always what it's supposed to be
Oh, girl, you stand by me
I'm forever yours
Faithfully
Circus life
Under the big top world
We all need the clowns
To make us smile
Through space and time
Always another show
Wondering where I am
Lost without you
And being apart
Ain't easy on this love affair
Two strangers learn to fall in love again
I get the joy of rediscovering you
Oh, girl, you stand by me
I'm forever yours
Faithfully
Whooa, oh-oh-ooh
Whooa, oh-oh-ooh, oh
Whooa, oh-oh-oh, oh-whoooooa-oh
Faithfully
I'm still yours
I'm forever yours
Ever yours
Faithfully
- Journey
Only because it has the "circus life"
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-11-04 23:00:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-04 09:42:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-04 09:39:57 (#)
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Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-11-04 09:34:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
Not exactly the right beat to have sex to, though; it's a little fast.
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Pussy.
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Damn right, real men fuck to The Flight of the Bumblebees.
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HEY BACK OFF JERKYHEADS, I had a bad experience trying to do it to the rhythm of "Dueling Banjos" and it SCARRED ME FOR LIFE, OKAY??
horrible...friction burns...
* bursts into tears *
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-11-04 19:58:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Most Heated >:/
Grrr.
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-11-04 17:50:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, he's kind of a douche-tonguing bitch for embarrassing you like that. Still funny, though...
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-11-04 16:15:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think my heart has broken
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-11-04 15:53:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd hit it.
with my penis.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-04 15:06:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-04 13:47:23 (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-04 12:24:26 (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-04 10:40:37 (#)
Ranking: 0
when did you get attractive?
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as soon as you had quit being an elitist cunt.
oh, wait. that hadn't happened.
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HEY SOUNDS LIKE YOUR bf IS A REAL CHAMP @@@
there's elitist and not putting your cock into just anything mr i lost my virginity at five years old.
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I think I may have missed a memo.
Incidently, the " key and the @ key is reversed on US keyboards Apollo. Nobody knows why.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-11-04 14:56:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 bec
+2 "Especially when he started thrusting to the rythym... DO do DOdododo DO do DOO do..."
+2 hottness
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-11-04 13:53:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't read the post, but you'd get it.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-04 13:47:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-04 12:24:26 (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-04 10:40:37 (#)
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when did you get attractive?
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as soon as you had quit being an elitist cunt.
oh, wait. that hadn't happened.
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HEY SOUNDS LIKE YOUR bf IS A REAL CHAMP @@@
there's elitist and not putting your cock into just anything mr i lost my virginity at five years old.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2005-11-04 13:27:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Tormencha (user info) at 2005-11-04 13:06:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dammit...now I want to go to the circus and fuck!...LOL
The picture made the post worth reading! ;-)
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-11-04 12:57:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I actually read the post.
shock.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2005-11-04 12:29:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
sort of a douche thing to tell his friends...
o well.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-04 12:24:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-04 10:40:37 (#)
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when did you get attractive?
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as soon as you had quit being an elitist cunt.
oh, wait. that hadn't happened.
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HEY SOUNDS LIKE YOUR bf IS A REAL CHAMP
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-11-04 12:14:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for circus sex
+2 for your hot self. You look delicious.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-11-04 12:08:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-04 10:40:37 (#)
Ranking: 0
when did you get attractive?
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We dun need your hill-billy kind here anymore! You just tayk yuur truck an gyit orn ertah heeyuh!
I bet you were butt-ugly at school... Coz that's one hell of an "Ugly Duckling" trick you've pulled.
Trust me, it's a compliment...
I'll get my coat.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-11-04 10:41:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd fuck your face.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-04 10:40:37 EST (#)
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when did you get attractive?
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2005-11-04 10:36:53 EST (#)
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It means that there's a lot of my shit you haven't seen, so really you shouldn't be making an observation like that. Besides, I haven't even been posting that often lately, no where near as much as I used to, so how can you say that a significant proportion of my posts include a picture? I've posted like 140 things, go through them all and then tell me that.
And although I probably sound all girly saying this, sorry if I offended you or anything. I just don't like people saying stuff like that when I know it's not true.
Submitted by yeahthatme (user info) at 2005-11-04 10:31:44 EST (#)
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Hey, defensive-dan, it was a question based on an observation. I haven't read ALL of your shit, but I HAVE noticed you have alot of pictures in your posts, more so than anyone else I've seen on here so far. Dig?
And you've been here two years, wow. I have not. What the fuck difference does that make in regards to me asking you a question?
I'm going back to bed.
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-11-04 10:30:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-11-04 10:10:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
The worst part about this whole situation is that I'm sitting here, reading these reviews
trying to "pelvic thrust" along to the random songs that people are talking about.
I have lost it.
So have you Matt...Footloose? Wow.
(I have your bottle of Jameson by the way)
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Footloose is the way forward. As Chubbs would say "it's all in the Hips"
(w00t w00t on the Jamesons)
Submitted by rayrayshanaynay (user info) at 2005-11-04 10:25:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-11-04 09:03:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
Funny cutie.
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2005-11-04 10:25:15 EST (#)
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Dude below me somewhere, do you even read my stuff? The majority of my things have no picture of me anywhere near them.
I've been here two years, what about you?
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2005-11-04 10:24:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Girls that can write are so hot.
You're okay too ; )
Submitted by yeahthatme (user info) at 2005-11-04 10:19:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Do you camwhore in every post?
I'm getting somewhat tired of seeing your face quite so often.
I'm just wondering if I see a post with your name on it, should I expect a "cheesecake", poised on the giggle, type picture of yourself at the bottom of it every time?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-04 10:18:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This made me want to Barnum your Bailey while the Ringling Brothers watched.
I just tend to sing latin dirges while doing the deed. There's something about seeing your lovemate's eyes grow wide as you reach the pinnacle of your arousal and scream "MANDATUM NOVUM DO VOBIS!!!" just as the love starts a-flowin'.
Submitted by Off_The_Wagon (user info) at 2005-11-04 10:15:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You had me until your boyfriend's big mouth was exposed. Since I read this from your viewpoint, it irritated me.
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-11-04 10:10:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The worst part about this whole situation is that I'm sitting here, reading these reviews
trying to "pelvic thrust" along to the random songs that people are talking about.
I have lost it.
So have you Matt...Footloose? Wow.
(I have your bottle of Jameson by the way)
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-11-04 10:05:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I went through a phase when whenever I was fucking I couldn't get the tune to Footloose out of my head(It still pops into there occasionally to this day).
It's a great song for fucking to once you get your hips in sync. Start slowly for the first verse.
"Been working so hard
I'm punching my card
Eight hours, for what
Oh, tell me what I got
I've done this feeling
That time's just holdihg me down
I'll hit the ceiling
Or else I'll tear up this town"
Then get ready speed up for the chorus Billys Bootcamp style
"Now I gotta cut
Loose, footloose
Kick off your Sunday shoes
Please, Louise
Pull me offa my knees
Jack, get back
C'mon before we crack
Lose your blues
Everybody cut footloose"
Bring it down again (this is your rest period)
"You're playkng so cool
Obeying every rule
Dig way down in your heart
You're yearning, yearnkng for some
Somebody to tell you
That life ain't passing you by
I'm trying to tell you
It will if you don't even try
You can fly if you'd noly cut"
Now here we go again just give it everything you've got and keep going.
Loose, footloose
Kick off your Sunday shoes
Oowhee, Marie
Shake it, shake it for me
Whoa, Milo
C'mon, c'mon let's go
Lose your blues
Everybody cut footloose
We got to turn you around
You put your feet on the ground
Now take a hold of your ball
I'm turning it
(Repeat *) my record for the number of repeats is 4 1/2 after that my hip wasd about ready to explode. Try it out for yourselves its fun for all the family*
*All the family that is above the age of 18 and not blood related obviously
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2005-11-04 10:04:02 EST (#)
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Totally, I teach latin, not moderny film clip stuff. And I'm just a student teacher really, not all that good.
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-11-04 10:01:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-11-04 09:16:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
Geez, Totally_useless must have a checklist to be reckoned with. Or he's a very picky gay man.
Very nice post.
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No checklist here, Siren.
No ghey, either.
Ainkara, now that you say you teach dance, you MUST come to the club with me in Atlantic City or Manhattan. My fiancee and I would surely show you a good time...
Siren, you can come, too... ;-)
Submitted by Dumb_Name (user info) at 2005-11-04 09:55:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You should come and visit me in Somalia. I'll send a donkey around to pick you up at 8?
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-04 09:46:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-04 09:42:44 (#)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-04 09:39:57 (#)
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Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-11-04 09:34:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
Not exactly the right beat to have sex to, though; it's a little fast.
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Pussy.
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Damn right, real men fuck to The Flight of the Bumblebees.
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Fuck TO it???? Sheeeeit negro....I'm FUCKING the bumblebees!
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2005-11-04 09:46:08 EST (#)
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Aww man, my arrow didn't work out as well as I'd hoped. That was a cool arrow....
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2005-11-04 09:45:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-04 09:42:44 (#)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-04 09:39:57 (#)
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Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-11-04 09:34:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
Not exactly the right beat to have sex to, though; it's a little fast.
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Pussy.
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Damn right, real men fuck to The Flight of the Bumblebees.
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Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-04 09:45:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I always hum, "I've been working on the railroad" when I'm doing the dirty!
What?!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-11-04 09:43:44 EST (#)
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You think that's bad...try humming the "Spongebob Squarepants" song next time you do it. And thrusting in rhythm to it...
Who LIVES in a PINEapple UNder the SEA
SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS!
AbSORBent and YELlow and PORous is HE
SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS!
and so forth...
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-04 09:42:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-04 09:39:57 (#)
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Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-11-04 09:34:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
Not exactly the right beat to have sex to, though; it's a little fast.
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Pussy.
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Damn right, real men fuck to The Flight of the Bumblebees.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-04 09:39:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-11-04 09:34:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
Not exactly the right beat to have sex to, though; it's a little fast.
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Pussy.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-11-04 09:34:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Uh-huh. Very cute. Funny post, too.
I love that circus song. Not exactly the right beat to have sex to, though; it's a little fast. I'd probably throw out my back.
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2005-11-04 09:33:04 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-04 09:30:42 EST (#)
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http://members.tripod.com/~Corey_21/circus.mid
There's another one.
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2005-11-04 09:30:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-11-04 09:17:27 (#)
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Nothing wrong with a little fun in the sex. Giggling IS allowed, you know.
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Pointing and Giggling however, IS NOT allowed.
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2005-11-04 09:25:27 EST (#)
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Tiger, sure!
That was taken before I went to the EHSHS ball for this year. The 4th one I've been to. I keep getting to redo my school ball just cause I teach dance up there.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-04 09:22:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
http://pages.prodigy.net/area512/circus1.mid
Your boyfriend talk about having sex with you with all his friends.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-11-04 09:19:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-04 09:15:47 (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-04 09:09:13 (#)
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Well I just think you're adorable.
I'm not gay. But I do give credit
where credit is due.
Lets make out.
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Can I join in? Can I at the very least hold stuff?
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Can I bring my camera? I'm not that demanding.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-11-04 09:17:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nothing wrong with a little fun in the sex. Giggling IS allowed, you know.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-11-04 09:16:11 EST (#)
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Geez, Totally_useless must have a checklist to be reckoned with. Or he's a very picky gay man.
Very nice post.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-04 09:15:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-04 09:09:13 (#)
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Well I just think you're adorable.
I'm not gay. But I do give credit
where credit is due.
Lets make out.
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Can I join in? Can I at the very least hold stuff?
Submitted by beatjunky (user info) at 2005-11-04 09:12:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
"While you're down there..."
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-11-04 09:09:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
AHAHAHAHA!!
I'm going to try this with the missus tonight. However, if she should evict me onto the sofa, I'm holding you responsible.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-04 09:09:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well I just think you're adorable.
I'm not gay. But I do give credit
where credit is due.
Lets make out.
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-11-04 09:07:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like your hair.
And your eyes.
You need a smaller watch.
But I would be proud to be seen walking through a club with you.
;-) Hit me up when you come to the states...
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-11-04 09:04:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That is the most awesome way of describing humming ever. Lucky I do shit like that at work anyway, otherwise I'd be getting strange looks
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-11-04 09:03:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Funny cutie.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-11-04 09:02:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-11-04 09:00:38 (#)
Ranking: 1
You're fairly hot.
Plus funny.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-04 09:02:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You realise what you've done now? You've gone and put ideas into all these freaks heads.
By the way, if their cruel laughter gets too much you can come hide under my blanket anyday.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-11-04 09:00:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You're fairly hot.
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-11-04 08:59:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I can only imagine the creepy comments that are sure to follow.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-04 08:59:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That is really funny.
You're so pretty.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-11-04 08:58:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Auto "Wake me up from The Simpsons to review semi-myself-inspired post" +2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-04 08:58:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Needs more tits.