I want knew boobs (1750 hits)
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Submitted by Milkshake (View user info) at 2005-11-04 10:42:27 EST
Boobs, Tits, Jugs, they always seem to come up in conversation don't they.
When looking in magizines and on tv I've never really felt inadequate, even with the barbie doll figures that seems to be so attractive, in fact with a 36C chest I thought I had ample.
Well i did untill the weekend.
Out in a club with my sister, drinking, dancing, you can picture the scene. When nature called and off we went as girls do to the toliet together, and as there is always at girls toilets, there was a queue. So a little put out, but nevertheless we joined the queue.
So we chatted away about..... er..shopping, yeah know girly stuff, when something caught my sisters eye. The qirl next to us had a very revealing top on and it seemed would pass the pencil test with flying colours.
Very impressed my sister asked what bra she had on, the which she replied very proudly
'none i've had a boob job'
We both looked at each other and then back at the boobs.... and then at each other again and then another quick look at the boobs.
I felt drawn to them ( suppose this is how you men feel ) and reached out to touch, closer and closer, then suddenly realising what I was doing and wipping my hand back.
Seeing our obvious interest the girl (who we now know as Kate) pushed her chest out and said
'have a feel if you want, go on I don't mind'
We both looked at eachother, shrugged and grabbed one each, ignoring the funny looks we were getting from the back of the queue.
It was weird, I always thought that real was better and it was like prefering a vibrator to really hot sweatly sex. But no they weren't solid just firm and round and they looked great!
So thats it I want knew boobs!
Any donations would be greatfully recieved please email me on 36FF.at.gmail.com
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Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-11-14 21:59:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
+2 for wanting bigger boobs.
-2 for no camwhore to help us out.
-2 because you're a dude.
Submitted by LilBastard (user info) at 2005-11-14 21:47:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2005-11-05 21:54:11 (#)
Ranking: -2
Looks like your milkshake brought all the insults to the yard.
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This made me smile more than the actual post.
I'll happily donate 50%, providing that we understand that I will own 1/2 of the rack, thereby making one tit mine.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2005-11-14 21:32:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Knew boobs
you must be English with all your crazy spelling HAHAIHAIUHAUHAHAHAHAHA9HAHAHAHAHA my dick falls off and I feed it to my butt hole. The clap riddles my vag lips and I rejoice.
Submitted by MYOB (user info) at 2005-11-14 21:14:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
OK
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-11-05 23:31:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-11-04 12:56:20 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-11-04 11:25:26 (#)
Ranking: -2
I have an idea. Instead of buying big, obnoxious tits, why not invest your money in an English course - one that concentrates on spelling and grammar.
Submitted by starshine (user info) at 2005-11-05 23:03:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
needs more decapitated cat
Submitted by crownofsuns (user info) at 2005-11-05 22:03:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Work on a brain first.
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2005-11-05 21:54:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Looks like your milkshake brought all the insults to the yard.
Submitted by DropItLikeItsDisgusting (user info) at 2005-11-05 10:12:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"knew boobs" excite me almost as much as "sweatly sex". Retard, get an english book.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-05 10:09:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'll donate $20.
AFTER you suck me off.
Submitted by nahnoneofit (user info) at 2005-11-05 09:58:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
tool
Submitted by Wolf (user info) at 2005-11-04 17:30:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 for being entirely self-absorbed. Be happy with what you have. If you want people to notice them, wear less.
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2005-11-04 17:18:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
So are those radio call letter boobs? Or the past tense of know boobs?
Or are you a boob that can't spell NEW?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-11-04 15:40:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-04 10:47:00 (#)
Ranking: 0
Fake boobs don't feel like over filled hot water bottles, who knew?
I wonder who's alter this is?
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Merlina you little minx!
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2005-11-04 13:39:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll be glad to make a donation. And I'll also chip in an extra buck or two for your brain transplant.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-11-04 13:36:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by missflibble (user info) at 2005-11-04 12:43:47 (#)
Ranking: 0
get pregnant. makes even the biggest tits grow.
mine began a 34F and are now 36G.
I want them tweaking post babyfeeding though. I'd be happy going back to being a D. striking, but not tooo big.
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Jesus.
Fucking.
Christ.
Mrs. Flibble, ask your husband if you can post those puppies on the intarweb.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-11-04 12:58:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"know thy self"
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-11-04 12:56:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-11-04 11:25:26 (#)
Ranking: -2
I have an idea. Instead of buying big, obnoxious tits, why not invest your money in an English course - one that concentrates on spelling and grammar.
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Yup
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2005-11-04 12:49:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I mean I feel you on the small boobs issue, but fuck you come off as a moron. I hope you're an alter.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2005-11-04 12:48:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'll send you a donation if you use it to buy a noose.
Submitted by blondie2 (user info) at 2005-11-04 12:47:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Mine went to a FF when i was pregnant, didn't know what to do with them! My boyfriend was made up
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-11-04 12:46:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Let me guess...you're already anticipating getting your Abercrombie and Fitch "Who needs brains when you've got these" t-shirt.
Submitted by missflibble (user info) at 2005-11-04 12:43:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
get pregnant. makes even the biggest tits grow.
mine began a 34F and are now 36G.
I want them tweaking post babyfeeding though. I'd be happy going back to being a D. striking, but not tooo big.
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2005-11-04 12:37:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This was 14 different kinds of awfulness all rolled into one vomitous package.
Let me list the ways this sucked...
...no, on second thought, life's too short.
I suppose this is as good a place as any to admit that when I set up new accounts that require passwords, I usually pick my wife's bra size because it's easy to remember.
Submitted by rayrayshanaynay (user info) at 2005-11-04 11:31:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Off_The_Wagon (user info) at 2005-11-04 10:43:56 (#)
Ranking: -1
knew boobs?
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You wrote knew boobs twice moron. I knew boobs. I've known boobs for some time now. So her name was Kate you say? Interesting.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-11-04 11:25:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I have an idea. Instead of buying big, obnoxious tits, why not invest your money in an English course - one that concentrates on spelling and grammar.
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2005-11-04 11:15:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Meh. I think you are fine with yours. Good to hear about you grabbing another girls tits. 36FF is just too big. Good luck with that.
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-11-04 10:56:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
My deposit* shall be lodged into the back of your throat in 4-6 minutes of sucking.
-2 for crappy post.
+1 for feeling the tits of some hot bitch.
(*Ozzy jizz is way more valuable than any hard currency.)
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-11-04 10:55:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-11-04 10:47:47 (#)
Ranking: -2
MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD AND THEY'RE LIFE IS BETTER THAN YOURS
MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD AND THEY'RE LIFE IS BETTER THAN YOURS
MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD AND THEY'RE LIFE IS BETTER THAN YOURS
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MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD AND THEY'RE LIFE IS BETTER THAN YOURS
MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD AND THEY'RE LIFE IS BETTER THAN YOURS
MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD AND THEY'RE LIFE IS BETTER THAN YOURS
MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD AND THEY'RE LIFE IS BETTER THAN YOURS
DOO BEE DOO DOOD ODODOO DDODOD DDO
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2005-11-04 10:52:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I read this whole thing saying canoe boobs. It didn't make it any better.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-11-04 10:47:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD AND THEY'RE LIFE IS BETTER THAN YOURS
MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD AND THEY'RE LIFE IS BETTER THAN YOURS
MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD AND THEY'RE LIFE IS BETTER THAN YOURS
MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD AND THEY'RE LIFE IS BETTER THAN YOURS
DOO BEE DOO DOOD ODODOO DDODOD DDO
MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD AND THEY'RE LIFE IS BETTER THAN YOURS
MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD AND THEY'RE LIFE IS BETTER THAN YOURS
MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD AND THEY'RE LIFE IS BETTER THAN YOURS
MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD AND THEY'RE LIFE IS BETTER THAN YOURS
DOO BEE DOO DOOD ODODOO DDODOD DDO
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-04 10:47:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Fake boobs don't feel like over filled hot water bottles, who knew?
I wonder who's alter this is?
Submitted by beatjunky (user info) at 2005-11-04 10:46:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What a piece of shit. I've heard this before from some other cunt that licked my willy.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-11-04 10:44:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Off_The_Wagon (user info) at 2005-11-04 10:43:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
knew boobs?