I've Been Throwing Clip-On Bow Ties At The Windowsill All Morning, And Oh, It Feels So Right. (620 hits)
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Submitted by Sparxicus (View user info) at 2005-11-04 11:13:43 EST
Truth is stanger than fiction, but it is because fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't. -Mark Twain
There exists what I like to call the "what the fuck" factor. Everybody has these "wtf" moments. Anybody who says he doesn't is lying, or in a coma. If the latter is true for Pete's sake leave him alone. He has better things to do than answer your moronic questions. But I digress. What is a "wtf" moment? Quite simply,it is when you do something just for doing it. It does not effect you, not in a good way, not in a bad way. You may have heard the common expression "Just because" while interrogating random school children. These two words capture the very essence of what I'm trying to say.
Why do we break out into dance to Duran Duran's "The Reflex" when nobody is around? Why do we just stop half way through typing a TMS report just to lick the monitor? Why do try to break dance in the bathtub (In case you're thinking of trying this, the worm+jacuzzi tub=a hell of a lot of water on the floor and a pissed off wife.)? If you're thinking of a reason, stop. There is none.
And that's the point.
Sometimes the things most worth doing are the ones we don't know why we do.
And sometimes, the most important decisions are the ones we don't know why we make.
Why did I register on a website and share my innermost musings to a bunch of people that I will likely never meet? Your guess is as good as mine.
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Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2005-11-05 16:29:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yar yar yar
Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2005-11-05 16:29:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
After coming back and rereading this, I think this deserves better.
so Two
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-11-05 08:39:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My life has been one 19 year long WTF moment.
Amen to:
1) suddenly standing up, looking in the mirror then doing weird faces and laughing.
2) Making weird raps about exactly what im looking at/doing that i sing to myself.
3) Doing weird little dances at random moments.
4) Acting like an animal/growling/ stalking around the flat like a raptor.
ANd that's just what comes straight to mind.
Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2005-11-04 23:05:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2005-11-04 22:55:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WTF+2
One of my favorite expressions!!
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2005-11-04 14:14:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Funniest thing I've ever heard on a military commiunication device: "What the fuck, over."
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-11-04 13:29:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh go on then
wtf +2
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2005-11-04 13:03:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Once these people who were advocating safe sex gave me a bag full of condoms. Since I was not planning on having sex anytime soon, they were pretty much useless to me. My friend Josh and I drove around a shopping center tossing them out the window at random people, yelling "abstinence is best, but if you must!" and "wrap it up, makes a great gift!" (It was around Christmastime) and other stupid, random shit. Not that clever, but fuck, we were stoned and laughing our asses off. So I'll give you a +1 because I've had some wtf moments myself.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-11-04 12:07:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Work on your punctuation, capitalization, and grammar. But I smiled, so have a +1. Welcome, I guess.
Submitted by mtgn37 (user info) at 2005-11-04 11:16:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i wont - this because of the twain quote, but thats pushing it.
Submitted by Sparxicus (user info) at 2005-11-04 11:15:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
On a completely unrelated side note, feel free to pile on those "WTF +2's".