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The Strange and Fascinating Case of the Japanese (1466 hits)

Category: Graphics
Labels: ETS_Comedy_Photoshops

Rating: 1.68 on 49 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (View user info) at 2005-11-04 16:15:03 EST




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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-11-07 04:51:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Good stuff.

Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-11-06 15:26:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I hear those ornamentals have tiny pee-pee's.

Where is Bob Fong when you need him? http://www.ubersite.com/m/67767

-Dave

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-11-06 15:17:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

good post, ETS-san.

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-11-05 23:53:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

ris post was rery rice

Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-11-05 23:30:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-05 13:13:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for Japanese rock star room destruction

Submitted by nahnoneofit (user info) at 2005-11-05 08:52:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Drone_of_Industry (user info) at 2005-11-04 17:45:12 (#)
Ranking: 1

hmmm... who is that guy at the end? Is that the kicker. Am I too stupid to GET the BIG KICKER!
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it means your penis must match the size of your intellect.

Submitted by thechairnamedgod (user info) at 2005-11-04 23:02:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

this is what a very innocent little japanese girl i know told me when i showed her this post:

"He knows exactly this much about Japan: 1 x 10^-infinity

they don't even HAVE mayo in jars. -_-"

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-11-04 19:57:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Australians work the world's longest hours.

Australia has a population density of under 2 people per square km.

Submitted by Drone_of_Industry (user info) at 2005-11-04 19:44:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Geezus... is c1ndy wasted or what?

Hehe, tentacle rape. I bet that would probably turn me on too. I hate when that happens.

Submitted by DickMcFeelyNuts (user info) at 2005-11-04 19:23:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Actually, I have read that the average American works 300 hours more per year than the Japanese. While not necessarily up to the standard of bukkake or most extreme elimination challenge, all kinds of crazy shit happens here. For instance the cabby that was caught sprinkling dried poo on pastries last week.

Submitted by Dante_Alighieri (user info) at 2005-11-04 18:54:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This is where maddox comes in handy.

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/fatnerd1.gif

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-11-04 18:51:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I like it co s of the japanese leav es.

I'm going to get one of those chinese letter tattos one day. I will have it doen in permanent ink and that and then someone will tell me it says "smelly cow" or something.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-04 18:51:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-11-04 18:47:06 (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-04 18:43:06 (#)
Ranking: 0

Kathy, the Japanese are inherently funny. No joke necessary.

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Dude, that's racist. You should be ashamed of yourself - denying the black man the right to be the butt of a joke.

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But the black man is already the cock of the joke. He can't be the butt too.

Well, on second thought. I'm sure there's plenty to go around for both of them. We'll just move the Eskimos to the pinky toe and all will be ok. (They don't mind if you have cold feet.) ;)

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-11-04 18:47:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-04 18:43:06 (#)
Ranking: 0

Kathy, the Japanese are inherently funny. No joke necessary.

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Dude, that's racist. You should be ashamed of yourself - denying the black man the right to be the butt of a joke.

Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2005-11-04 18:44:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-11-04 18:39:38 (#)
Ranking: 0

Is this another one of those 'you have to be american to get it' things? I've read it twice now and each time I've heard a punchline flying over my head.
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What does that sound like, exactly?

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-04 18:43:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Kathy, the Japanese are inherently funny. No joke necessary.

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-11-04 18:39:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Is this another one of those 'you have to be american to get it' things? I've read it twice now and each time I've heard a punchline flying over my head.

Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2005-11-04 18:02:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

yeah, fuck em, they can have their ninjas... we have pirates. ARRRR!

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-11-04 17:59:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

If I am not very much mistaken, that was a very clever 'This Is Spinal Tap' reference.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-04 17:54:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I think I'm turning japanese I think I'm turning japanese
I really think so.


Speaking of Japs, see if you can locate anything by a band from the late 80's from Japan...called "The Blue Hearts".

They sounded like the Ramones...only they sang in chink language.

I saw them at the Penny Arcade on a cold winters' night about 15 years ago and they kicked ass.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-04 17:52:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Drone_of_Industry (user info) at 2005-11-04 17:45:12 (#)
Ranking: 1

hmmm... who is that guy at the end? Is that the kicker. Am I too stupid to GET the BIG KICKER!

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Damn.

Submitted by yeahthatme (user info) at 2005-11-04 17:46:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Needs more tentacle rape.

Submitted by erinly (user info) at 2005-11-04 17:46:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Drone_of_Industry (user info) at 2005-11-04 17:45:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

hmmm... who is that guy at the end? Is that the kicker. Am I too stupid to GET the BIG KICKER!

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-04 17:44:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Another thing I was wondering...

Is "BONZAI" to the Japanese what "SHAMONE" is to black people like Michael Jackson?

Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2005-11-04 17:17:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You forgot that they have tubgirl.
Now that's a release if you ask me.

Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-11-04 17:14:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2005-11-04 16:43:53 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-11-04 16:35:06 (#)
Ranking: 2

Needs more mushroom cloud.

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This is so funny that it's gone past laughing and round-robined back to anger. I fucking hate you, bob.

Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2005-11-04 17:10:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2



Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-11-04 16:57:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I'm reading some good posts today!

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-11-04 16:57:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


Hot.

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2005-11-04 16:52:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

But you forgot tentacle sex...

Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2005-11-04 16:51:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2005-11-04 16:49:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Aesthetically appealing and fun for all ages.

Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2005-11-04 16:43:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-11-04 16:35:06 (#)
Ranking: 2

Needs more mushroom cloud.

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This is so funny that it's gone past laughing and round-robined back to anger. I fucking hate you, bob.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-11-04 16:43:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

excellent!

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-11-04 16:35:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Needs more mushroom cloud.

Submitted by interchange (user info) at 2005-11-04 16:33:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 linkwhore

http://www.ubersite.com/m/76068

Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-11-04 16:32:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-04 16:27:49 (#)
Ranking: 0

I mentioned Montana AND Kentucky, chich seems to be the derivation of your name.

I don't know what square that is. Just a google pic i found searching for 'japanese crowd'.
======================

Well, yeah, it's the intersection leaving the JR Train Staion in Shibuya. It's actually on record as the busiest intersection in the world, with over a million people crossing that street daily.

SICK SHIT.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-04 16:27:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I mentioned Montana AND Kentucky, chich seems to be the derivation of your name.

I don't know what square that is. Just a google pic i found searching for 'japanese crowd'.

Submitted by Montucky (user info) at 2005-11-04 16:24:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Strangely enough It makes sense to me. While this typically would only amount to +1 you mentioned montana and took it to the limit.

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-11-04 16:22:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

*gives cheesy grin and two thumbs up*

ZAAAAAANG!

Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2005-11-04 16:22:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Nippon Q Q. Happy go-oh lucky. We are the wad of doooough. Who dong hide...Q Q Q Q S S S S....OHIO!!

Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-11-04 16:21:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

America - FUCK YEAH!

Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-11-04 16:20:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

That is Hachiko Square in Shibuya, correct?

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-11-04 16:19:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Needs more decapitated cat.

...and haiku.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-04 16:18:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

SUGOI!

Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-11-04 16:18:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Fucking sweet, man. I lived in Japan for three years, I've actually been to that intersection in the picture. You are right about most of that shit, honestly.

Funny post!

Submitted by crownofsuns (user info) at 2005-11-04 16:16:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

They had samurais.


Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do
every morning.

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