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Un altro palo fastidioso da Lauren (675 hits)

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Rating: -1.86 on 28 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Lauren123 (View user info) at 2005-11-05 02:51:33 EST


Ho degli esami su lunedì. Odio gli esami. Gli esami dovrebbero morire perché succhiano come. Tutti sull'ubersite succhia come eccetto quelle persone che può leggere effettivamente questo senza usare un traduttore che lei calcia come. Amarla. Lauren

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Submitted by stardamage (user info) at 2005-11-06 10:10:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Das war scheisse. Du sollst tot sein. Har har.
^ Look, I'm awesome too! PAY ATTENTION TO ME!

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-11-06 00:32:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

blow me and then i want lasagna.

Submitted by olivia_tremor_control (user info) at 2005-11-06 00:11:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

no speako faggo

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-06 00:00:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Derka derka mushdoob, ole!
Je suis faim, tu chupa menz ghey

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-11-05 21:20:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

"What" ain't no country that I ever heard of.
Do they speak English in "What"?


Submitted by crownofsuns (user info) at 2005-11-05 17:11:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

The shnozzberries taste like shnozzberries!

Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-11-05 17:00:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Where-o is-o el-o batheroom-o?

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2005-11-05 16:31:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

This is what Babelfish makes of it.:

I have of the examinations on monday. Hatred the examinations. The examinations would have to die because they suck like. All on the ubersite ones suck like except those persons who can read effectively this without to use a translator who it kicks like. To love it. Lauren who also is the sucking one.

I love Babelfish.

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-11-05 14:27:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

AMERICA!



FUCK YEA!

Submitted by Dante_Alighieri (user info) at 2005-11-05 13:40:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Speak English or shut up.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-05 12:55:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Sonomvitch grintzenov befrivovizen atn froenvitch.


Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2005-11-05 12:29:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Your Italian is shit.

Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-11-05 12:25:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

How do you say "Give me anal lingus" in your funny mumbo jumbo language, madam?

Submitted by Required_Reading (user info) at 2005-11-05 12:12:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Sono Miguela. Doveh la duomo etc etc etc

Submitted by yeahthatme (user info) at 2005-11-05 11:28:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Infitialis duo, abeo, liber cariosus. Tu nidor similis fimus.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-05 11:02:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Your name in Korean is: Sum Dum Ho.


Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2005-11-05 10:47:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

how sad.

facis me aegrum

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-05 10:16:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

So we who don't know Italian are stupid? Do you speak German?
Swahili? Mandarin? No? You're a fucking idiot.


Submitted by missflibble (user info) at 2005-11-05 07:55:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I got this, as you put "without use a translator", but I just don't like the whole air of the post. it's not up to you to make other uberers look/feel stupid, many of them do it perfectly well themselves.

Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-11-05 07:47:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

2 liner = auto +2!

Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-11-05 06:40:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Negative dos, MORIR!!!

Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-11-05 06:37:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Yo quero taco bell

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-05 05:14:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-11-05 03:50:35 (#)
Ranking: -2

Does this translate?

-2
-------------

here's how I like to read this:
I have genital warts and I don't know how to break the bad news to my parents. I suck at English so I'm going to give this other language a try. I also don't know how to save a lot of money on my car insurance and who the fuck is this GIECKO character?

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-11-05 04:36:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-11-05 03:50:35 (#)
Ranking: -2

Does this translate?
***
not really PC.....he has exams on Monday he hates them and wants the exams to die(?)
he says everone one here at Uber sucks except the ones that can read this (1st year
attempt at writing) Italian without a translater.
*****
Congratulations!

Besides failing your language exam next week, you get the second

MINUS TWO DIE! i've ever given out, from 3637 previous reviews



Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-11-05 03:50:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Does this translate?

-2

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-11-05 03:37:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2


e non si dia la a più due

gli rende l'assomigli ancor più ad un poser

idiot





Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-11-05 03:33:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2


palo? perchè non imparate parlare correttamente italiano prima di voi alberino

idiot



Submitted by AUSSIE_CHICK (user info) at 2005-11-05 02:52:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Questo è un calcio un come palo


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