You Have No Idea How Bored I Am. (1524 hits)
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Submitted by Davros (View user info) at 2005-11-05 14:27:51 EST
It is Saturday Night and I am sitting here in front of my computer with nothing better to do than find pointless sites on t'interweb.
So for your entertainment pleasure, I present the "Acme Licensemaker".
http://www.acme.com/licensemaker/
(The management would like to apologise for the severe lack of content in this post.)
User Reviews
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-12-21 04:47:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What the fuck is a "Show-Me State"?
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-12-21 04:03:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hehe Miss Dervel?
Explain yourself, you utter cad.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-11-07 10:18:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-11-06 10:11:02 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-06 09:15:45 (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1126176719/The_Dildo_Song
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2005-11-07 09:47:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
=)
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-07 09:37:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Funniest Reviewer?
Question mark? Motherfucking question mark? I'm much more that a mirth dispenser you know, I am actually right about almost everything in the world ever. Like a fountain of knowledge but with bigger ears and less fountainuning.
Post something Apollo, we want to know more about your transition from real person to Seppo.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-06 14:52:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This was great!!! Thanks Dave.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-11-06 14:43:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
woo hoo!!!!
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-11-06 12:52:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Needs more Foonbo.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-11-06 10:11:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-06 09:15:45 (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1126176719/The_Dildo_Song
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You are a disturbed genius.
I salute you sir.
-Dave
Submitted by Draqus (user info) at 2005-11-06 09:35:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Your boredom is my entertainment. Keep it up.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-06 09:15:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1126176719/The_Dildo_Song
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-11-06 07:55:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-06 00:08:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Now if you can only have them manufactured by inmates...
Submitted by Adereterial (user info) at 2005-11-05 23:08:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I should also remove the phrase 'at some point' from my lexicon.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-05 23:05:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
dude, that is my license, I mean one less '5' but yeah you got it.
Submitted by Adereterial (user info) at 2005-11-05 23:03:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I was actually running my fingers through my hair when I read it - freaked me the fuck out.
and I woud like to see that pic.
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Hahahahahaha!
I'll attempt to get it off my phone for you at some point...
I really should go to bed at some point.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-11-05 22:47:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Adereterial (user info) at 2005-11-05 20:44:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-11-05 19:02:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
I still want to know who put that bloddy message on Uberboard. I don't like it when my PC talks to me.
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I don't know but I can assure you it wasn't me.
Though you do run your fingers through your hair a lot, as I recall. I also have a great pic of you in Fabit's hat, by the way.
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I was actually running my fingers through my hair when I read it - freaked me the fuck out.
and I woud like to see that pic.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-11-05 21:16:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Boredom...
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-11-05 21:02:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thank you for thinking of me!!
My licence plate actually has a chickadee on - apparently it's the state bird or something - and it's not nearly as nice as that one.
My husband actually checked it out, and "UK STIN" is available. Hmm....!
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2005-11-05 21:00:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You need to be bored more often.
This entertained me while (shudder) chaperoning my little tax deductions sleepover.
Submitted by Adereterial (user info) at 2005-11-05 20:44:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-11-05 19:02:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
I still want to know who put that bloddy message on Uberboard. I don't like it when my PC talks to me.
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I don't know but I can assure you it wasn't me.
Though you do run your fingers through your hair a lot, as I recall. I also have a great pic of you in Fabit's hat, by the way.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-11-05 19:02:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I still want to know who put that bloddy message on Uberboard. I don't like it when my PC talks to me.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-11-05 18:32:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-05 16:22:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
something has just bit me though.
soemthing that likes sweet, white skin 'cos fucking hell it has gone itchy and swollen already.
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That would be a mosquito. Eat more banabas and they'll leave you alone
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2005-11-05 17:56:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You weren't bored to this point though http://www.ubersite.com/m/77916
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-11-05 17:49:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I call dibs on Washington. The state, not the cesspool.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2005-11-05 17:17:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you might want to create more cybernetic mutant horrors who cant climb stairs...or get hepped up on goofballs, whichever floats your boat.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-05 16:31:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
well the sun IS over the yard arm etc.
wine is fooking well expensive here by the way.
just thought i'd mention it.
holy shit i am turning into loki.
without the weed.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-11-05 16:27:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And the obvious response of the year award 2005 goes to...
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-11-05 16:24:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-05 16:22:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
is 15:20 too early to move onto gin?
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It is never too early for Gin.
-Dave
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-05 16:22:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yes spamuel they do. straight to execution.
it'd be worth it though, oh yes. now i finally live by approx 1.78trillion 24hr fast food places i can't get stoned.
somebody please appreciate the irony.
the weather here is fucking ace.
was just reading about the flood warnings in the UK.
mwhahahahahah.
something has just bit me though.
soemthing that likes sweet, white skin 'cos fucking hell it has gone itchy and swollen already.
is 15:20 too early to move onto gin?
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-11-05 16:22:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-11-05 16:18:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
Connecticut has a different lisence plate now.
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There was another more recent one on there, but all the letters/numbers wouldn't fit.
-Dave
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-11-05 16:18:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Connecticut has a different lisence plate now.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-11-05 16:17:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
DOn't they give you The Chair for smoking weed in the states?
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-11-05 16:16:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Not sure if there are any Houstonites on here.
Odds dictate that there should be, but I am not aware of any.
-Dave
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-05 16:12:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
best translate that request to 'nigger'
any y'all h-town slingers got some weed?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-05 16:09:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm not bored, i am drinking a beer, catching up on some writing.
you know what i would really, really, really like now?
a spliff.
oh yes, yes indeedy.
its shit having zero contacts.
anyone in houston want to sell me some weed?
typing on laptop keyboards is an acquired skill i have yet to acquire.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-11-05 16:08:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The belly is coming along very nicely thank you James.
I love to ride on the coat tails of other peoples wireless connectivity when I have access to an enabled laptop.
Glad to see that you are still making the effort to watch the real football.
Samuel I have no idea why your jointage should taste like that. Sorry.
-Dave
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-11-05 16:05:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
if you really want to alieviate your respective boredom's could one of youpleae explaein why my joint tastes of rice pudding?
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-11-05 16:00:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You can take the boy out of Liverpool...
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-05 15:46:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hello david old chap, how are we?
hows the belly?
I am sitting by the pool logged inot someones wirelsss network enoying th free bandwidth.
the funny thing is, he knows i hae been doing it all week but obviously doesn't know how to secure it. he does however know how to change the network name, today it changed from 'linksys' to 'fuckyou' - that made me chortle.
I changed my comouter name to 'sorry but it is soooo free'.
SEE! Geeks can have fun!
Was up at 06:00 to watch the liverpool game on the 'fox soccer channel' most amusing the commentary was.
Submitted by beatjunky (user info) at 2005-11-05 15:38:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-05 15:22:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I haven't said this to you in over a year...but this fucking sucked.
Boredom blows.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-05 15:02:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm from MI....oh wait, I'm setting myself up for disaster aren't I?
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-11-05 14:54:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Cool. Be curious to see who you'd put up for Michigan, or Texas. I suppose Cookielass for Texas eh?
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-11-05 14:42:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-11-05 14:33:45 (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude, I'm totally having that on my cherry red Dodge. Was it a lucky accident that I got Wyoming, the 'Best State For Ever And All Time Even Though It Doesn't Have Penguins', or did you pay slavish attention to my 'Balls Deep' escapades?
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Was purely by chance.
However, I am now off to read the "Balls Deep" series.
-Dave
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-05 14:38:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Adereterial (user info) at 2005-11-05 14:35:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Glad I'm not the only bored Brit on here...
On a personal note there are precisely 2874 dots in the pattern of my lounge carpet. I'm that bored.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-11-05 14:34:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Davros pop down to pompey we are going for a chinese at half 8.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-11-05 14:33:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude, I'm totally having that on my cherry red Dodge. Was it a lucky accident that I got Wyoming, the 'Best State For Ever And All Time Even Though It Doesn't Have Penguins', or did you pay slavish attention to my 'Balls Deep' escapades?
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-05 14:32:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+1 because I enjoyed this
+1 because Tiger is the biggest flirt on here (not that I mind)
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+2 (I'm good at teh math)