Pictures of a Castle (Sponsored by Ronseal) (3591 hits)
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Submitted by <> (View user info) at 2005-11-06 12:06:54 EST
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Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-06-10 15:12:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-11-07 07:34:46 GMT (#)
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Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-11-06 19:12:56 (#)
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I've applied to Warwick university, if anyone is interested.
Though you quite clearly won't be
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Be sure to drop out just before the exams like I did so you can experience all the joy of a £20,000 debt without the inconvenience of actually having a qualification.
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I am so close to doing just that right now
FAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
<takes another pro+>
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-11-09 23:53:43 EST (#)
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Pretty Photos, fantastic landscape. Looks bloody cold <shiver>
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2005-11-09 09:48:53 EST (#)
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Oh...crazy English pronunciation...I once visited a town called Wymondham near Norwich. Wymondham is pronounced Windam, and Norwich is pronounced Norrich.
Warwick is swell, too.
Submitted by Adereterial (user info) at 2005-11-09 08:23:15 EST (#)
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I'm getting married in a Castle.
It's costing me a fortune.
I like Warwick though, it rocks.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-11-09 08:07:03 EST (#)
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Wow, some great pictures! Don't know why this is 2nd most heated... but very nice, nonetheless.
Now stop drowning us with your Britishness.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2005-11-09 07:04:55 EST (#)
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Coo
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-11-09 06:25:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-11-08 16:42:39 (#)
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Yeah, we saw the trebuchet being fired, or launched or whatever the correct term is. It was pretty fucking cool. Didn't take a picture of it because I didn't think I could get close enough to capture the sheer scale of the thing.
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We watched it being fired as well, then went and had a look at it after the demonstration.
It really is unbelievably huge, was amused by the hamster wheel things the people had to walk in to lower the counterweight.
Tres cool.
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2005-11-08 21:35:36 EST (#)
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I wish I could live there. Beautiful.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-11-08 21:27:43 EST (#)
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nice
Submitted by morbo (user info) at 2005-11-08 21:17:13 EST (#)
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never know when it will come in handy
Submitted by morbo (user info) at 2005-11-08 21:16:38 EST (#)
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i personnaly own one just like it
i keep it in my back yard
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-11-08 21:07:12 EST (#)
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I keep reading books about mideival england... I'm currently in love with castles and such... but I suppose every American goes through castle envy at one point in their life.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-11-08 16:42:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-11-08 04:22:54 (#)
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I was at Warwick castle last month.
Have you seen the trebuchet they've got over by the mill? It's really amazing, in a giant wooden thingy chucking rocks kind of way.
The top of Guys Tower is a perfect spot for having a smoke and a moment of quiet reflection / spitting over the side.
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Yeah, we saw the trebuchet being fired, or launched or whatever the correct term is. It was pretty fucking cool. Didn't take a picture of it because I didn't think I could get close enough to capture the sheer scale of the thing.
Submitted by Draqus (user info) at 2005-11-08 15:57:53 EST (#)
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Yeah, good.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-11-08 13:37:12 EST (#)
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nice
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-11-08 12:35:40 EST (#)
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Don't you Brits get tired of gray skies and fog? I'd kill myself.
But thank you for sharing. Beautiful pictures. I wish I could afford to travel.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-11-08 09:14:22 EST (#)
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Where's Mickey Mouse?
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-11-08 08:38:55 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-11-08 04:53:55 EST (#)
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Incidentally, I took a near identical photo as the 6th one down, from the top of Guys Tower.
Think I'm done now.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-08 04:38:47 EST (#)
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I cannot even understand the amount of green in those pictures.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-11-08 04:22:54 EST (#)
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I was at Warwick castle last month.
Have you seen the trebuchet they've got over by the mill? It's really amazing, in a giant wooden thingy chucking rocks kind of way.
The top of Guys Tower is a perfect spot for having a smoke and a moment of quiet reflection / spitting over the side.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-08 00:11:56 EST (#)
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England.... Eng-er-land....... *ponders back and remembers 9th grade geography*
That's where Frodo comes from, right?
Submitted by Balrog (user info) at 2005-11-07 16:59:08 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by TheSunGod (user info) at 2005-11-07 15:41:22 EST (#)
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auto turtle +2
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-11-07 15:13:10 EST (#)
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Been there.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-11-07 15:08:47 EST (#)
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That's where they train the footmen to fight the Orcish Horde.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-11-07 14:05:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-11-07 10:10:44 (#)
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You may be a point-and-snap monkey (rabid, no doubt), but your pictures always seem to turn out gorgeous. Perhaps it's the lovely subject matter, or perhaps you have a gift for something other than making children cry or a heroic resistance to alcohol poisoning.
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Thanks dude, you put a smile on my face.
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2005-11-07 14:00:30 EST (#)
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most castles of that era had spiral staircases in that fashion. they curved to the right to prevent invaders from easy use of their sword arms.
sweet looking place. one more reason to travel to the motherland some year.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-11-07 13:43:57 EST (#)
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"I fart in your general direction!"
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-11-07 13:11:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by Wrightcopy (user info) at 2005-11-07 13:10:34 EST (#)
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Absolutely fucking beautiful.
Submitted by Wolf (user info) at 2005-11-07 12:21:18 EST (#)
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No Comment.
Submitted by missflibble (user info) at 2005-11-07 12:18:28 EST (#)
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love castles. Colchester's my fav.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2005-11-07 12:13:31 EST (#)
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I'm not sure why I am looking at pictures of a castle but this made me laugh really loudly:
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-11-06 13:59:32 (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-06 13:56:09 (#)
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Carry on, spitting, farting and generally, being a pig, missy.
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Are you quoting William Shatner? What's with the superfluous commas?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-11-07 11:38:28 EST (#)
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I wish I had a castle...
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2005-11-07 11:28:34 EST (#)
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i like castles and shit..
whot kassy? nope didnny think so.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-11-07 11:08:27 EST (#)
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Nice pics
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-11-07 10:18:14 EST (#)
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<cries tears of beauty and joy>
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-11-07 10:10:44 EST (#)
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You may be a point-and-snap monkey (rabid, no doubt), but your pictures always seem to turn out gorgeous. Perhaps it's the lovely subject matter, or perhaps you have a gift for something other than making children cry or a heroic resistance to alcohol poisoning.
Nice to 'see' you around, as it were.
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2005-11-07 09:38:51 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2005-11-07 09:35:51 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-11-07 08:29:56 EST (#)
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I enjoyed those last two pics the most. I'm not sure why, but I've always felt a lot more comfortable on the first day of autumn than the first day of spring. And I mean the first "real" day when you really know summer's over, not necessarily the day on the calendar.
I really feel at peace when it's a drab and misty/rainy kind of day. I find that Castles look there very best with that kind of backdrop.
Okay, ramble over.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-07 07:37:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-11-07 06:53:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-06 14:35:12 (#)
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Filthy & Davros: I smell HEAT!!
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Who woulda thunked it?
Bubba was right.
-Dave
Submitted by AllyJeans (user info) at 2005-11-07 06:41:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2005-11-06 18:55:27 (#)
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Auto +2 castle.
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-11-07 06:37:11 EST (#)
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(sings jerusalem)
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2005-11-07 05:23:36 EST (#)
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I think I was there. Couldn't say for sure; something about visiting another country when too young to fully appreciate it seems sadly ironic.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-11-07 04:38:13 EST (#)
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My foyer has a 29 step circular stair case and looks like that first tower with a cone roof
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2005-11-07 03:05:26 EST (#)
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Been to Edinburgh castle, but not many besides. Considering all Brits live in castles the mystery of them sort of vanishes.
I didn't hear the screaming voice falling off the ramparts. I was too young to be told about it so they shipped we young 'uns off to the souvenier shop or something. My Dad heard it though. That would have kicked ass.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-11-07 02:34:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-11-06 19:12:56 (#)
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I've applied to Warrick university, if anyone is interested.
Though you quite clearly won't be
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Be sure to drop out just before the exams like I did so you can experience all the joy of a £20,000 debt without the inconvenience of actually having a qualification.
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2005-11-07 01:27:34 EST (#)
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nice shots.
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2005-11-06 23:13:22 EST (#)
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I've been there!
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-06 22:13:40 EST (#)
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American has it all!
We've got the Parthenon in Nashville: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Parthenonnashville1.jpg
We've got the Great Pyramid and the Sphynx in Vegas: http://www.smithsonianmag.com/smithsonian/issues95/oct95/pyramid_jpg.html
They also have King Tut's tomb: http://www.grisel.net/images/LasVegas/Luxor0035.jpg
We've got the Château d'Ussé at Disney World: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:SBC50.jpg
We've got Neuschwanstein at Disneyland: http://www.amusementpics.com/Wallpapers/Sleeping%20Beauty's%20Castle%20800.jpg
We've got the Colossus of Rhodes in Blue Earth, Minnesota: http://www.beans-around-the-world.com/blueearth.html
Hell, we've even got London Bridge in Arizona: http://www.wildnatureimages.com/images%202/040211-009..jpg
I think these pictures stand on their own as evidence of America's dominance in the landmark market, but in case that's not enough...
http://instinctshooting.freehomepage.com/images/what_now.jpg
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-11-06 21:11:26 EST (#)
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The weather looks shitty. Sort of like Cleveland.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-11-06 19:30:06 EST (#)
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Castle.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-11-06 19:12:56 EST (#)
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I've applied to Warrick university, if anyone is interested.
Though you quite clearly won't be
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-11-06 19:05:47 EST (#)
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Fine. You can have your creepy, cold, ghost ridden castles. Stick all your "nobility" in there. I dooooonnnnnn gib a fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!
"Eminence front! It's a put-on!"
Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2005-11-06 19:03:50 EST (#)
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Beautiful pictures.. like they're out of a videogame or something. What?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-06 18:59:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-06 17:51:56 (#)
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It's the answer with "goad" in it.
Actually, I was just on a 14 post "-2" run and when I came back to this one, I forgot to hit the breaks."""
do you mean brakes el tardo?
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2005-11-06 18:55:27 EST (#)
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Auto +2 castle.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-11-06 18:50:50 EST (#)
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theres nothing in the US, that I would call a castle, and certainly nothing ever used as such
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-11-06 18:42:05 EST (#)
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Well, it's an old mission. I said Castles, Missions and Forts, did I not?
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-11-06 18:32:12 EST (#)
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Pokey, thats not a castle, thats a church, its got a bloody cross on the roof, even the french could storm that thing.
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2005-11-06 18:20:50 EST (#)
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How does anyone ever resist the urge to push the person next to them off the top of the tower? I mean seriously... just looking at the pics makes my palms itch and the word "defenestrate" sing in the high, empty vaults of my mind.
Incidentally, those things look they'd stand up to a terrorist truck bomb a lot better than some prefab office block. Maybe it's time to rexamine the value of stone-built, serf-tested living and workspaces. It'd sure make the cities look more interesting.
Submitted by starshine (user info) at 2005-11-06 18:08:46 EST (#)
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needs more americaaa
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-06 17:51:56 EST (#)
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It's the answer with "goad" in it.
Actually, I was just on a 14 post "-2" run and when I came back to this one, I forgot to hit the breaks.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2005-11-06 17:51:29 EST (#)
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Represent.
Submitted by Pieman (user info) at 2005-11-06 17:51:11 EST (#)
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Get Away From My Castle Before I Call The Dogs On You!
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-11-06 17:50:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-11-06 17:34:35 (#)
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Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-11-06 17:25:16 (#)
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There are castles, missions and forts in the United States. They're not as old or gandiose as Europe's, but we have them.
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There are? Examples?
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http://s.sukno.tripod.com/images3/biltmore2.jpg
http://www.davidsanger.com/images/texas/1-720-23.presidio.y.jpg
There are more, lot's more, oh divine Ms. Filthy, but I can't be bothered at the moment.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-11-06 17:49:17 EST (#)
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They bring meaning to my empty, wasted life and a temporary relief from the itching of the ringworm I picked up from fucking that Alsatian last week.
I'm not bothered about what you actually rate it schlongy - I'm curious as to why you wouldn't just pick one and stick with it though. Do you forget? Or do you just do it to goad me into smacking you down?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-06 17:45:06 EST (#)
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Why do you care about ratings, oh caverness one?
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-11-06 17:41:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-06 17:37:23 (#)
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That first picture reminds me of my weiner.
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If there's anything that green anywhere near your cock I'd suggest a course of antibiotics.
Why would you give something a 0 twice and then come back to -2 it? Are you not getting enough attention?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-06 17:37:23 EST (#)
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That first picture reminds me of my weiner.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-11-06 17:34:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-11-06 17:25:16 (#)
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There are castles, missions and forts in the United States. They're not as old or gandiose as Europe's, but we have them.
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There are? Examples?
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-11-06 17:25:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-11-06 16:50:50 (#)
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Beautiful pictures. I wish we had castles.
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There are castles, missions and forts in the United States. They're not as old or gandiose as Europe's, but we have them.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-11-06 16:50:50 EST (#)
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Beautiful pictures. I wish we had castles.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-11-06 16:11:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-06 15:49:18 (#)
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hits mean fuck all.
but then that is easy to say with 300,000 of them.
don't let the ginger minger fool you pokey, she lives for them. she CRAVES them my precious, yes she does.
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Are you still here? Dude, you're in texas - go outside, ranch some cattle, shoot yourself some in'juns or something.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-06 15:49:18 EST (#)
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hits mean fuck all.
but then that is easy to say with 300,000 of them.
don't let the ginger minger fool you pokey, she lives for them. she CRAVES them my precious, yes she does.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-11-06 15:40:16 EST (#)
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Bullshit. They're the most important thing in the world, next to Disneyland.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-11-06 15:36:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-11-06 15:26:23 (#)
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This post is only get more hits than my post because you're a slutty British hoor.
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Hits matter not, young grasshopper.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-11-06 15:26:23 EST (#)
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This post is only get more hits than my post because you're a slutty British hoor.
Submitted by tyebud (user info) at 2005-11-06 15:23:42 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by yeahthatme (user info) at 2005-11-06 15:11:48 EST (#)
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Great pics. +2 for mentioning Barry Manilow, I LOVE him!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-06 15:10:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-11-06 14:26:15 (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-06 14:10:24 (#)
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Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-11-06 14:06:53 (#)
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Pretty Pictures.
Evil Author, teasing those unendufuckated Amerikanz.
-Dave
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Unendufuckated?? Does that mean anything, you foolish asswipe?
Learn to type or learn to write, fuckhead!! Asswipe!
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You shore telt me Bubba.
I have lernt my lesion.
-Dave """
i need to learn you to speak england proper.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-11-06 15:07:34 EST (#)
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There are castles outside of Florida?
Well I never....
Holy shit.
Submitted by Rope (user info) at 2005-11-06 14:56:07 EST (#)
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Hehehe, "adult baby".
Submitted by whataefag (user info) at 2005-11-06 14:53:21 EST (#)
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I pray that a bunch of Americans go visit and call it "arrr-wick."
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-06 14:50:51 EST (#)
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Amazing
Submitted by crownofsuns (user info) at 2005-11-06 14:43:49 EST (#)
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Kick ass.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-11-06 14:41:45 EST (#)
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Much as I would love to be the inspiration for a certain amount of heat upon this fair lady's post, I do not currently have the requisite time available to erect a temporary outdoor dwelling in this particular area this fine evening.
Rest assured that should this post be verging on most heated when I return to the realms of Ubersite, I shall make my best effort to ensure that it achieves the status which it truly deserves.
In other Dave related news, I will be able to consume an alcoholic beverage once more in 52 days. (Yes I am counting).
-Dave
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-11-06 14:41:06 EST (#)
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gorgeous
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-06 14:35:12 EST (#)
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Filthy & Davros: I smell HEAT!!
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-11-06 14:33:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-11-06 14:14:20 (#)
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Go get a dictionary; and don't use the one from 2nd grade...
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Are you being deliberately obtuse?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-06 14:33:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-11-06 14:26:15 (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-06 14:10:24 (#)
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Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-11-06 14:06:53 (#)
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Pretty Pictures.
Evil Author, teasing those unendufuckated Amerikanz.
-Dave
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Unendufuckated?? Does that mean anything, you foolish asswipe?
Learn to type or learn to write, fuckhead!! Asswipe!
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You shore telt me Bubba.
I have lernt my lesion.
-Dave
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Sorry, dipwad. The lesion is on your paltry little brain.
What an IDIOT!!!!!!!
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-11-06 14:26:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-06 14:10:24 (#)
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Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-11-06 14:06:53 (#)
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Pretty Pictures.
Evil Author, teasing those unendufuckated Amerikanz.
-Dave
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Unendufuckated?? Does that mean anything, you foolish asswipe?
Learn to type or learn to write, fuckhead!! Asswipe!
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You shore telt me Bubba.
I have lernt my lesion.
-Dave
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-11-06 14:14:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-11-06 13:23:44 (#)
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Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-11-06 13:18:28 (#)
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The shots are very good considering angle, exposure, aperture settings and after all their pulchritudity.
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Pulchritudity? Heheheheheheh.
Glad you like them dude, but I have no idea what you're banging on about - I just point and click and hope for the best.
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Go get a dictionary; and don't use the one from 2nd grade...
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-06 14:10:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-11-06 14:06:53 (#)
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Pretty Pictures.
Evil Author, teasing those unendufuckated Amerikanz.
-Dave
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Unendufuckated?? Does that mean anything, you foolish asswipe?
Learn to type or learn to write, fuckhead!! Asswipe!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-06 14:08:53 EST (#)
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Would you rather! I go with ! exclaimation points!!!???
That was some bad use of commas...I'm drinking beer.
No more commas the rest of the day.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-11-06 14:08:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-06 14:07:01 (#)
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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9942171/
Just thought you should know I am alive. I left the bar at 2:00AM, right as this tornado was hitting. Had to pull off the road and wait it out. Luckily I headed toward my mom's house instead of toward mine, otherwise, I would have been fucked.
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What the fuck? Call me.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-06 14:07:01 EST (#)
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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9942171/
Just thought you should know I am alive. I left the bar at 2:00AM, right as this tornado was hitting. Had to pull off the road and wait it out. Luckily I headed toward my mom's house instead of toward mine, otherwise, I would have been fucked.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-11-06 14:06:53 EST (#)
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Pretty Pictures.
Evil Author, teasing those unendufuckated Amerikanz.
-Dave
Submitted by Required_Reading (user info) at 2005-11-06 14:00:20 EST (#)
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v nice
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-11-06 13:59:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-06 13:56:09 (#)
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Carry on, spitting, farting and generally, being a pig, missy.
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Are you quoting William Shatner? What's with the superfluous commas?
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-11-06 13:56:16 EST (#)
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I probably should have checked this before writing the title but, do they actually have Ronseal in the states?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-06 13:56:09 EST (#)
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Oh, sorry.
I forgot...you're that chick with the cock.
Carry on, spitting, farting and generally, being a pig, missy.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-11-06 13:51:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-06 13:50:10 (#)
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Needs more snatch.
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Actually, with your recent arrival, I'd say there is more than enough twat here.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-11-06 13:50:29 EST (#)
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i agree with the pee Lady and....(i don't believe this)...the fluff
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-06 13:50:10 EST (#)
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Needs more snatch.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-11-06 13:48:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-11-06 12:56:22 (#)
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Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-11-06 12:47:14 (#)
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If you don't pronounce the "W," wouldn't it be "Arrr-ick Castle?"
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AHAHAHAHAH! God I love the Septics sometimes.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-06 13:40:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-11-06 13:20:43 (#)
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When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up. And that's what you're going to get, Lad, the strongest castle in all of England.
+2 for not going with the obvious Monty Python reference.
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Bite me, Ms Plural. . .
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-06 13:38:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-11-06 13:14:11 (#)
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Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-11-06 12:47:14 (#)
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If you don't pronounce the "W," wouldn't it be "Arrr-ick Castle?"
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The joke has apparently flown way over your head.
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Wait. What's all that shit flying overhead??
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-11-06 13:23:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-11-06 13:18:28 (#)
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The shots are very good considering angle, exposure, aperture settings and after all their pulchritudity.
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Pulchritudity? Heheheheheheh.
Glad you like them dude, but I have no idea what you're banging on about - I just point and click and hope for the best.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-11-06 13:20:43 EST (#)
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When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up. And that's what you're going to get, Lad, the strongest castle in all of England.
+2 for not going with the obvious Monty Python reference.
Submitted by NocternalDragon (user info) at 2005-11-06 13:19:52 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-11-06 13:18:28 EST (#)
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You have chosen a very nice motive. The shots are very good considering angle, exposure, aperture settings and after all their pulchritudity. I really like them. Sad it was a rainy winter day. Colourful mornig light would have made them even more than extraordinary. And that is what I think of them. They are extraodinary. Just beautiful.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-11-06 13:18:08 EST (#)
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stop baiting the foreigners
Submitted by vexx (user info) at 2005-11-06 13:17:34 EST (#)
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WoOo how do you like them apples, harold rex!
Submitted by bigbabylons (user info) at 2005-11-06 13:15:16 EST (#)
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Good old arwick castle, remember it well, it was a bit more plesant when i went though.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-11-06 13:14:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-11-06 12:47:14 (#)
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If you don't pronounce the "W," wouldn't it be "Arrr-ick Castle?"
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The joke has apparently flown way over your head.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-11-06 12:56:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-11-06 12:47:14 (#)
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If you don't pronounce the "W," wouldn't it be "Arrr-ick Castle?"
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-11-06 12:47:14 EST (#)
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If you don't pronounce the "W," wouldn't it be "Arrr-ick Castle?"
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-06 12:46:41 EST (#)
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" I wave my private parts in your Auntie's face. . ."
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-11-06 12:44:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-11-06 12:37:53 (#)
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Needs more America.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-11-06 12:37:53 EST (#)
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Needs more America.
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-11-06 12:34:44 EST (#)
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It may be wet and miserable, but I miss it.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-06 12:14:13 EST (#)
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Needs more dead cow flung by catapult.