Sonnet 69: "My corndog - breaded, plump and fitly fried" (plus NSFW silhouette .gif) (1311 hits)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2005-11-06 17:43:42 EST
A Sunday sonnet for you glorious bastards:
My corndog - breaded, plump, and fitly fried
Yearns to couple with hairy onion ring,
So pair'd, ingested, condiments inside,
A gameday twofer that makes angels sing.
This pigskin makes my ruffled feathers flap,
This gridiron battle, my beak it sets a-squawking,
Let me peck you; let talons your ass slap,
Let our clucking give you trouble walking.
My earthworm, wrigg'ling, the earth does it scan
While cleats above churn death upon the grass,
No yellow flag deters my pinky meatman
From finding out your waiting, gaping ass.
To hump in front of TVs is a sight:
This football fucking sure does set me right.
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-20 02:23:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-07 15:21:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Hairy onion ring"?
Eeeww.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-11-07 12:10:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-11-07 10:50:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Super duper pooper.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-07 10:45:29 EST (#)
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That was pretty!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-07 08:39:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, and while I'm at it:
Go.
Skins.
Woo.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-07 08:34:41 EST (#)
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Should I have?
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-11-07 03:11:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Did you read some crotchduster lyrics before you wrote this?
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-11-06 23:53:27 EST (#)
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Poetry about corndogs will always get a +2 from me.
There should be more corndog poetry.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2005-11-06 20:58:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
heh
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-06 19:09:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-11-06 18:10:51 EST (#)
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Am I considered self-projecting, if I suggest using the word; gamey?
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-11-06 18:01:47 EST (#)
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I intend to name my first child 'Pinky Meatman'
Submitted by starshine (user info) at 2005-11-06 18:01:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
meh
Submitted by crownofsuns (user info) at 2005-11-06 17:44:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Too funny!