I made this post by slapping Shlongy's penis against the keyboard. (1828 hits)
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Submitted by Starshine (View user info) at 2005-11-06 18:34:35 EST
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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-11-08 13:31:54 EST (#)
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I wish everyone saw the humor in this.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-11-08 07:31:35 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-08 00:42:19 EST (#)
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I get the joke but it was still crap.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-11-07 22:20:12 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-07 17:46:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2005-11-07 17:27:09 (#)
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How does this crap have a positive rating? I guess poeple love Shlongy's penis
You got THAT right.
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-11-07 17:37:56 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2005-11-07 17:27:09 EST (#)
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How does this crap have a positive rating? I guess poeple love Shlongy's penis
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-11-07 16:24:20 EST (#)
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Oh no, not another shitty post!
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-11-07 15:53:21 EST (#)
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So simple yet funny in so many complex ways!
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Submitted by Eggy1988 (user info) at 2005-11-07 11:40:14 EST (#)
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This actually made me laugh. What's this website coming to?
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-07 07:01:16 EST (#)
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New users/bad alters make this site very exciting
Submitted by beatjunky (user info) at 2005-11-07 06:47:57 EST (#)
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This is an ass licking convetion if ever I saw one.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-11-07 03:04:52 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2005-11-07 00:35:28 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Kale (user info) at 2005-11-06 21:36:48 EST (#)
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Good Read/View.
Why does this have a positive rating?
Submitted by malbin (user info) at 2005-11-06 21:16:46 EST (#)
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pwn
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-06 21:09:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-06 18:55:41 (#)
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plus zero?
how does that work?
imbecile.
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It's called 'looking on the bright side'. ;)
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-06 21:07:48 EST (#)
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I knew what was coming and I still laughed.
+2 for that alone.
The sentiment gets a +10.
(Love you Shlongy!)
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-06 20:46:02 EST (#)
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big business in houston mate, it is an oil and gas town, oil and gas = brits as we pretty much invented the engineering for it.
Although I have seen some really talented american engineers whilst I have been here, no wonder Exxon are making $10billion every three months.
petrol is cheap as fuck though!
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2005-11-06 20:41:13 EST (#)
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Worth reading (+0). So I said +0. LOL I didn't know that zero didn't have a sign~
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-11-06 20:35:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by crownofsuns (user info) at 2005-11-06 20:00:24 (#)
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You post your opinion and I shall post mine. I can deal with it. Can you?
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STFU
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-11-06 20:24:02 EST (#)
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apollo, you gotta be kidding
a bar-owner in Texas who likes soccer?
was the place called: "Pele's Latino Lounge"?
Submitted by prozacaddict (user info) at 2005-11-06 20:21:50 EST (#)
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Yeah, its a bad ass town. Lots of concerts and shows. Went to the suicide girls a couple weeks ago. Very nice.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-06 20:17:28 EST (#)
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cool, give me a shout.
Submitted by prozacaddict (user info) at 2005-11-06 20:15:53 EST (#)
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Just moved to Austin, I hear South by Southwest is awesome.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-06 20:13:20 EST (#)
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If you're there for two years, I'll find a reason to hit Texas up at some point duirng that time frame...Maybe South by Southwest Music Fest in Austin, TX or something.
Submitted by crownofsuns (user info) at 2005-11-06 20:10:02 EST (#)
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Apparently you can't.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-06 20:06:33 EST (#)
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you aint wrong about the redneck shit either, i went to a bar at 10am to watch the football(soccer) and he let me in and sain 'we dont open till eleven but i'll let people in unless they are niggers'.
20 mins later some black guys walk in, he says 'we don't open till eleven BOYS'.
I nearly shit myself.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-06 20:03:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by crownofsuns (user info) at 2005-11-06 20:00:24 (#)
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You post your opinion and I shall post mine. I can deal with it. Can you? """
is this illiterate n00b for real??
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-06 20:03:15 EST (#)
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yup i did bring the clubs although i got fitted today for some ping S59's, should get them friday, I have short arms for my height and the blades I have been using, well, they aren't forgiving enough for someone of my meager talent. i get a corporate golf club membership, playing my first round tomorrow afternoon.
not far off the mental picture there shlongster although of course hotel=luxury apartment and guiness is strictly a pub drink, one wouldn't drink it at home, most uncouth.
Submitted by crownofsuns (user info) at 2005-11-06 20:00:24 EST (#)
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You post your opinion and I shall post mine. I can deal with it. Can you?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-06 19:58:46 EST (#)
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I picture you sitting in the hotel room all day long, laying on your bed in your shit-stained skivvies...potato chip bags and half empty Guiness bottles strewn about...typing away on your laptop, afraid to go outside and get some sun...and also, knowing what little I know about you, if you DID venture outside, you'll end up barking at the wrong redneck dipshit and these Texans will shoot you in the ass before you can blink twice.
If you're here for two years, we will DEFINITELY get together at some point for some random drinking hijinks. Did you bring your clubs, Quimet?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-06 19:56:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-11-06 19:52:07 (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-06 18:43:00 (#)
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americans generally cant drink for shit
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granted some of us drink shit
but finish a bottle of 151, in one night by yourself and we'll talk
'little' a(as per your instructions), you wouldn't even live """
talking averages joseph, averages. most cunts would die after a bottle of 151, I am english not a wino.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-06 19:55:31 EST (#)
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oh and 'least funniest'??
FYI, you are stupid.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-06 19:55:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by crownofsuns (user info) at 2005-11-06 19:52:17 (#)
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Nah, the least funniest would be that Britain is labeled a "super power" """"
ahahahahahahaha great comeback I take it all back, you ARE funny!!!
spastic.
jeffrey, cancel this man.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-06 19:54:20 EST (#)
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tted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-06 19:50:25 (#)
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Bighead- How long you gonna be in Texas?
I can't imagine a reason for me to actually go to Texas these days but I admit , it would be fun to hang out with you and GET YOU OUT OF YOUR GODDAMN ROOM AND AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER for a change. """
um, bignose is that not the pot calling the kettle black? or are you on your computer in a whorehouse playing texas hold 'em whilst golfing with tiger?
this is is the first weekend i have ever been on uber.
I live here for good now bigboy.
well at least for the two year contract i have negotiated, my visa lasts for 5 years.
Submitted by crownofsuns (user info) at 2005-11-06 19:52:17 EST (#)
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Nah, the least funniest would be that Britain is labeled a "super power"
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-11-06 19:52:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-06 18:43:00 (#)
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americans generally cant drink for shit
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granted some of us drink shit
but finish a bottle of 151, in one night by yourself and we'll talk
'little' a(as per your instructions), you wouldn't even live
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-06 19:50:25 EST (#)
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Bighead- How long you gonna be in Texas?
I can't imagine a reason for me to actually go to Texas these days but I admit , it would be fun to hang out with you and GET YOU OUT OF YOUR GODDAMN ROOM AND AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER for a change.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-06 19:47:30 EST (#)
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oh right.
probably the least funny joke ever no?
Submitted by crownofsuns (user info) at 2005-11-06 19:44:55 EST (#)
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It was a joke.......Vicars have been known to drink a time or two.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-06 19:42:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by crownofsuns (user info) at 2005-11-06 19:28:00 (#)
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And don't forget the brits also have vicars. That gives them an advantage in average
alcohol consumption right there. ;) """
i don't get it?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-06 19:41:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-06 19:26:43 (#)
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apollo- you'll be rolling that huge head of yours around on the floor in a sea of limey-Guniness- puke while I'm still pounding down glasses of Glen Livet 18, straight up, matey.
You cannot defeat Shlongy. I accept your challenge. """
doubt it my good man, doubt it, however i think of all the people around here you are prob most likely to not get pissy drunk yank style. but then you are an adult and all that.
fyi, i love how the drink drive rules are a mere suggestion over here.
if you are ever in this neck of the woods give me a shout.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-11-06 19:39:23 EST (#)
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"americans generally cant drink for shit i have noticed, i am raising the bar."
I'll drink as much as anyone.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-11-06 19:33:40 EST (#)
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the problem with you cunts is someone has a couple of beers at lucnh they are in rehab before you can say pussy.
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-11-06 19:32:11 EST (#)
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Nah
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-11-06 19:29:59 EST (#)
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I think you're just chicken.
BWWAAAACK!!!
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-11-06 19:28:18 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by crownofsuns (user info) at 2005-11-06 19:28:00 EST (#)
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And don't forget the brits also have vicars. That gives them an advantage in average
alcohol consumption right there. ;)
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-06 19:26:43 EST (#)
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apollo- you'll be rolling that huge head of yours around on the floor in a sea of limey-Guniness- puke while I'm still pounding down glasses of Glen Livet 18, straight up, matey.
You cannot defeat Shlongy. I accept your challenge.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-06 19:21:47 EST (#)
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nah pokey you really dont want to do that.
seriously.
you may 'chug' a few bud-lite's and 'beer bong' some jaegers but seriously, the average lightweight brit drinker could drink the shit out of the average heavyweight american drinker.
the problem with you cunts is someone has a couple of beers at lucnh they are in rehab before you can say pussy.
Submitted by Azk (user info) at 2005-11-06 19:20:22 EST (#)
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I didnt laugh...and nor will they when they sober up....
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-11-06 19:19:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-11-06 19:07:46 (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-06 18:43:00 (#)
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yeah me too, i was in 'Big Johns' watching the mancheser united v chelsea game at 10am.
I have had 6 pints of guiness, and i am now on my second bottle of wine.
americans generally cant drink for shit i have noticed, i am raising the bar.
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I've yet to be out-drunk by a yank.
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I challenge you fuckers to a drinking duel.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-11-06 19:16:11 EST (#)
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Oh what the hell.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2005-11-06 19:13:40 EST (#)
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fucking yeah.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-11-06 19:07:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-06 18:43:00 (#)
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yeah me too, i was in 'Big Johns' watching the mancheser united v chelsea game at 10am.
I have had 6 pints of guiness, and i am now on my second bottle of wine.
americans generally cant drink for shit i have noticed, i am raising the bar.
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I've yet to be out-drunk by a yank.
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-11-06 19:00:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-11-06 18:58:45 (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-06 18:35:18 (#)
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okay i laughed.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-11-06 18:59:04 EST (#)
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americans generally cant drink for shit i have noticed, i am raising the bar.
You haven't met me, pal.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-11-06 18:58:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-06 18:35:18 (#)
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okay i laughed.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-06 18:55:41 EST (#)
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plus zero?
how does that work?
imbecile.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2005-11-06 18:54:28 EST (#)
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Heh. Worth a +0.
Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2005-11-06 18:52:38 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-06 18:43:00 EST (#)
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yeah me too, i was in 'Big Johns' watching the mancheser united v chelsea game at 10am.
I have had 6 pints of guiness, and i am now on my second bottle of wine.
americans generally cant drink for shit i have noticed, i am raising the bar.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-11-06 18:40:49 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-06 18:36:47 EST (#)
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Me, too.
Which pretty much shows how many beers I've consumed while watching football today.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-06 18:35:18 EST (#)
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okay i laughed.