Ashlee Simpson Drunk at McDonalds (2280 hits)
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Submitted by Rand0m Herö (View user info) at 2005-11-07 08:50:27 EST
Ashlee Simpson-- you silly bitch. (SFW)
http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2005/11/04/video_ashlee_simpson_gets_drun.html
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So first--
She gets caught blatantly lip-synching on Saturday Night LIVE (notice the emphasis on LIVE)... Then blames her band for playing the wrong chords. That's fucked up.
She gets booed by everyone at the Orange Bowl... 'cause she just plain sucks.
And to top it off, goes on a drunk McDonald's run, on film, while acting like a total cunt to everyone, even her fans... 'cause they would bow down and kiss her chubby foot.
I mean, we've all had the drunken McDonald's visit once, twice, or maybe every Tuesday since you were 21, but seriously, this bitch is crazy. Don't get me wrong though-- I'd still rape it... jsut so long as I didn't have to kiss her feet.
Link to another random article:
http://www.stereogum.com/archives/002051.html
Link to video:
http://www.hedonistica.com/archives/2005/11/ashlee_simpson.php
Countdown to rehab in 5, 4, 3, 2...
User Reviews
Submitted by Pieman (user info) at 2005-11-07 22:09:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Not Fair. My drunken exploits never got video taped.
I`m no celebrity but I would be if my drunk ass had been on video, at least on "cops"
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-11-07 19:11:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
damnit, I'd call that a revenge -2 if my post didn't suck.
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2005-11-07 16:43:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
We've all been drunk and disorderly, so I can relate. At least I don't have fans...Bitch.
Submitted by Kale (user info) at 2005-11-07 16:31:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-11-07 16:14:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2005-11-07 11:12:13 (#)
Ranking: -2
Nooobody caaaares about AAAshley Siiimpson.
Noooooooobody.
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Although it does piss me off that the entertainment media tries to force-feed this no-talent hack everywhere they can plaster her face...
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-11-07 14:32:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-07 08:56:26 (#)
Ranking: -2
People who care about celebrities usually have meaningless empty lives.
Perfect.
Submitted by randomhero83 (user info) at 2005-11-07 11:25:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-11-07 11:12:59 (#)
Ranking: -2
why is it when people post something bad and it gets - reviews they sometimes say "Well you didn't have to read it. If you don't like it keep your comments to yourself" Which translates to "I don't like negative ratings. If we could get rid of the -1 and -2 from the available ratings, I'd be happy. When I get a - it's not because my post sucked, it's because people just don't get it."
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Jesus, don't piss yourself man.
I'll be the first (or 23rd depending on the ratings) to admit that this post is stupid. It's void of content and original thought. That's why it's labeled so specifically and with only a few links to a video. That's it.
It's not supposed to be fuckin' Shakespeare, just links. Now put the lotion on the skin or else you'll get the hose again...
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-07 11:23:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
What a scrag!
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-11-07 11:12:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
why is it when people post something bad and it gets - reviews they sometimes say "Well you didn't have to read it. If you don't like it keep your comments to yourself" Which translates to "I don't like negative ratings. If we could get rid of the -1 and -2 from the available ratings, I'd be happy. When I get a - it's not because my post sucked, it's because people just don't get it."
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2005-11-07 11:12:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Nooobody caaaares about AAAshley Siiimpson.
Noooooooobody.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-11-07 10:57:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
FYI hero -- unless you've got an interesting take on the subject matter, most Uber-ers don't like seeing stories like this. These things make the rounds over the interweb, and the typical Uberite can only see something twice before going on a mad -2 spree. WTF THIS WAS SENT TO ME 8 YEARS AGO!!
Submitted by randomhero83 (user info) at 2005-11-07 10:46:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Seriously, if you're not interested in the fuckin' post-- then don't be a goddamn nerd about it...
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-07 10:41:38 EST (#)
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She's a walking asshole.
Submitted by randomhero83 (user info) at 2005-11-07 10:37:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-11-07 10:15:04 (#)
Ranking: -2
This has been on every I am bored site forever now. If I want stuff like that, I go there and have it all. I am on uber because I like to read unique, content-filled and interesting stuff.
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No, you're on Uber, because you don't have a life outside of the internet.
Interesting or not, I figured I'd throw this video out there for people to laugh at...
Get over yourself.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-11-07 10:23:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I hate Ashlee Simpson
and you.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-11-07 10:15:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This has been on every I am bored site forever now. If I want stuff like that, I go there and have it all. I am on uber because I like to read unique, content-filled and interesting stuff.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-07 10:09:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
But I'd still do her again...I admit.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2005-11-07 09:49:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Nobody cares.
Submitted by full_frontal (user info) at 2005-11-07 09:46:35 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/78212
i already hit it and documented the ordeal.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-07 09:26:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Needs more rape of the natural world.
Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2005-11-07 09:19:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I'd still tap it.
Submitted by beatjunky (user info) at 2005-11-07 09:16:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-11-07 09:12:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
If you're a dude, hand in your penis to the nearest dentist. Maybe he'll be able to use it for scraping plaque of teeth; you obviously have no need for it.
Seriously, who gives a fuck about stuff like this? Oh that's right, no one except lonely alcoholic 40 year old housewives.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-07 09:12:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
who gives a flying fuck?
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-11-07 09:11:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You could show me a video of her being run over by a train and I still wouldn't give a fuck.
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2005-11-07 09:03:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
What's an ashley simpson and why should anyone care if it was drunk?
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-11-07 08:56:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Saw the video last night on dumpalink...I always hated her and her piggyback-fortune.
I always thought the only remotely redeeming quality about her was her boobs (which are bigger than one would expect), but not even that saves her ass here.
She can't sing, she's ugly....and now she's gonna blame this on the alcohol...fuck her. She really thinks she's better than the "average" folk, so even if they call her a bitch she can be like "well so what, I'm rich and famous!" Cunt.
That's the first thing I'd do if my band ever signed with a big label--I'd call her out, date her, dump her and do interviews saying what a whore she is.
'k, I'm done with my rant. I don't like undeserving celebrities.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-07 08:56:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
People who care about celebrities usually have meaningless empty lives.