Ubersite Dictionary of Widely Used Terms (NSFW) (2059 hits)
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Submitted by FartSmeller (View user info) at 2005-11-07 15:12:09 EST
New to Ubersite? Welcome, you've already got two strikes against you.
But, I've created this Reference Guide of Common Phraseology so you at least know what everyone's talking about when you're getting your balls (or vagina hairs) flamed off.
Read on:
User Reviews
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-04-26 14:06:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I made a label for this post.
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2005-11-08 13:06:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
needs more "har har rabbit"!!!one!!
complete the second one, and we should make a perma-link for noobs. maybe bart can add it to the FAQ's?
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-11-08 12:38:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Fantastic.
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-11-08 11:44:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I can hardly type I'm lauging so hard.
Submitted by missflibble (user info) at 2005-11-08 11:12:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't have an alter. but other than that loved the post.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-11-08 11:12:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-11-08 10:57:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-11-08 08:57:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2005-11-08 05:40:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
having ranted, the post did momentarily cause the corners of my mouth to turn upwards in a somewhat painful and unaccustomed manner. i must remember what that phenomenon is called. fortunately it was over in an instant.
heres your +1
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2005-11-08 05:37:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
or, new uber member, you could NOT succumb to the overdone, boring, pedantry that infests this site, like the above examples and jsut write an interesting and amusing (whether it be funny or otherwise) post, thereby lessening the number of bandwagon-jumping, clique-forming, ball-licking sycophants by one.
and every 'one' counts. soon, with perserverence, the shitful shenangans like the above will one day be a distant and shudder-inducing memory, as we walk proudly in the promising dawn of a day where the front page is filled with articles you just cant wait to click on, safe in the knowledge that it wont be the same, old, uninspired shit thats been posted a million times before, a million times too many.
but you probably wont.
embrace your mediocrity.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-08 04:45:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
what the fuck was that supposed to mean.
I love the censorship job on teh party.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-11-08 04:30:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What are those old men doing? Shamone!
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2005-11-08 03:13:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok, the ranking was fair.
I'm going to go an -2 myself somewhere though for not noticing it was NSFW.
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2005-11-08 03:08:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dervel, I've found a minister that will marry gay couples - Pock. PS I love you
Hahaha! Who put that on uberboard? Hahahaha.
Ok I'll read the post now.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-11-07 22:30:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This post rox out with its cox out!
for shizzle!~
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2005-11-07 21:44:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I wish I understood why more cowbells are good! They don't seem bad but maybe this a prank?
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-07 19:41:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
All you really have to do is study Rad's posts and you should get 'em all.
SOUP'S ON BITCHES!!!!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-07 19:03:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't forget 'rabbit(ha ha)' and 'emu.'
Oh, and 'emo tears.'
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-11-07 18:54:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Part 2 will be a travesty w/o "what the hell man..."
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-11-07 18:26:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Lots of omissions for part 2.
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2005-11-07 18:19:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow, so much has changed. Whatever happened to just good old ATTN GHEY MENZ for everything?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-11-07 18:04:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I choked because I was laughing so hard...
Submitted by Required_Reading (user info) at 2005-11-07 17:32:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
siesta key sarasota florida, beeyotch!
I addressed your comments in my post re: tommy bahamas and siesta key, fart smeller... check out what i said when you get a chance
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2005-11-07 17:31:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
amusing. i'm interested to see what volume 2 includes.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-11-07 16:51:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
NOOBS pay attention here, Unabonger has made a valid point.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-11-07 16:23:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought Y HELO THAR BUTTSECKS? was like saying a/s/l? and making fun of the people that do that at the same time...
but maybe I'm a n00b still.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-07 16:20:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
By the way, this is the best use of lemonparty EVAR! http://www.ubersite.com/m/56867
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-11-07 16:19:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The doggy picture is funny.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-07 16:12:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice job with the censoring.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-07 16:04:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-11-07 15:49:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I LAUGHED I CRIED I HAD A ROLLICKING GOOD TIME
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-11-07 15:43:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Bob, you're a sick motherfucker.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-11-07 15:41:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Needs more dead cats.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-11-07 15:41:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-11-07 15:37:57 (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah man...i was giving you suggestions for part 2.
chill.
or was it that lack of a +2 that annoyed you?
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Dude, I was joking! I even sang your name in a song! Man, my overall rating is never going to change at this point, anyway.
Shlongy, you're starting to scare me.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-07 15:40:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
don't forget mystiamoon
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-11-07 15:40:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Needs more Ha Ha Rabbit!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-07 15:38:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't believe I'm saying this but you're getting better with age, asshead.
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-11-07 15:37:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah man...i was giving you suggestions for part 2.
chill.
or was it that lack of a +2 that annoyed you?
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-11-07 15:34:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-11-07 15:29:37 (#)
Ranking: 0
topics missed:
n00bs
what the hell man....
tubgirl
urbane
-2DIE
auto +2s
ubermadness
canadians
Bandwagons
SPT
your mom
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I swear to god almighty that if I see Urbane in the next edition, I will track you down and use your testicles as tools to extinguish my cigarettes.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-07 15:34:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Nice how you blacked out everything but one of the geezercocks going into a geezermouth. REALLY nice touch, sir.
But needs more emus.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-11-07 15:33:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahahahahaha the censoring on Lemonparty.....
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-11-07 15:32:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-11-07 15:29:37 (#)
Ranking: 0
topics missed:
n00bs
what the hell man....
tubgirl
urbane
-2DIE
auto +2s
ubermadness
canadians
Bandwagons
SPT
your mom
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Fudgey, fudgey, fudgey, can't you see? Sometimes your lack of reading skills just hypnotize me.
Notice the VOLUME 2 COMING SOON THERE IN 36 SIZE FONT?
It means that:
VOL
UME
2
IS
COM
ING
SOON.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-11-07 15:30:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-07 15:28:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 Y HALO THAR BUTTSECKS?!?!!!?
This is the most versitile phrase evar invented!
There is no way of possibly telling if it is a Declaritive, Interrogative, or Expainatory sentance. I hold on to it dearly as I hold on to my peenos whenst I pee.
On an unrelated note, I tried so hard to stiffle my laughter at this post, that my peenos inflated to the size of a man and rescued a little boy that was choking on a tater tot at Rally's down the road. I didn't join in on the action but it told me about it when it got back. The city was going to erect lifesize monument of my peenos, but they ran out of cement in the city about half-way through. I guess he will nevar get the recognition he deserves.
:(
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I like the word "whenst". In fact, I like it so much it reminds me of the time that Jesus Christ was jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum. (Bloodhound Gang lyric)
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-11-07 15:29:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
topics missed:
n00bs
what the hell man....
tubgirl
urbane
-2DIE
auto +2s
ubermadness
canadians
Bandwagons
SPT
your mom
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-07 15:28:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 Y HALO THAR BUTTSECKS?!?!!!?
This is the most versitile phrase evar invented!
There is no way of possibly telling if it is a Declaritive, Interrogative, or Expainatory sentance. I hold on to it dearly as I hold on to my peenos whenst I pee.
On an unrelated note, I tried so hard to stiffle my laughter at this post, that my peenos inflated to the size of a man and rescued a little boy that was choking on a tater tot at Rally's down the road. I didn't join in on the action but it told me about it when it got back. The city was going to erect lifesize monument of my peenos, but they ran out of cement in the city about half-way through. I guess he will nevar get the recognition he deserves.
:(
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-11-07 15:27:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Donna Summer?
How would it appear in a phonebook?
Summer, Donna?
Stretch it out nah......
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-11-07 15:25:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2005-11-07 15:24:31 (#)
Ranking: 0
No -2DIE
====================
See there? VOLUME 2 COMING SOON.
Everyone simma down now.
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2005-11-07 15:24:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No -2DIE
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-07 15:20:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
needs more NSFW
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-11-07 15:20:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2005-11-07 15:18:07 (#)
Ranking: 2
Needs more RapeMadness and HateMadness
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NOOBS, PAY ATTENTION TO MY RESPONSE HERE:
Wildcat, thank you for informing me of the lack of RapeMadness and HateMadness in my post. I will venture henceforth to insert an appropriate level of said items in any further posts.
- that fart guy
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2005-11-07 15:18:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Needs more RapeMadness and HateMadness.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-11-07 15:16:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-07 15:13:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
youre a smart feller
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-11-07 15:16:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That fart guy.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-07 15:15:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 Because just today I was thinking 'I wonder where needs more ________' came from.
Now I know.
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-11-07 15:15:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Obvious yet effective.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-11-07 15:13:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I do try.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-07 15:13:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
youre a smart feller