Deadly Contrails: You're Dying And I'm Not (3573 hits)
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Submitted by forthewin (View user info) at 2005-11-07 18:46:47 EST
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Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-06-04 12:55:52 EDT (#)
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I've seen the gasmask for some time on p.., and was wondering what would be behind that....
Great post, thx!
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-06-04 12:36:06 EDT (#)
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Haha,
How did I miss this one?
I didn't scroll through but I guess the non +2 ratings were from ETS because he believes in chemtrails?
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-04 12:19:10 EDT (#)
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brill
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-08-10 13:25:39 EDT (#)
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It's weird how happy I get whenever you post something.
Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-02-24 11:11:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-07 18:50:03 (#)
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I hear pink is the new black, you're like the new 'meh'
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Remind me not to ask your opinion on anything, ever.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-02-03 19:02:37 EST (#)
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I must revisit this post each and every time it appears on MRR. Thems the rules.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-02-03 18:49:54 EST (#)
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Holding it for the cat.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-03 18:41:51 EST (#)
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that was retardedly great.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-02-03 18:34:14 EST (#)
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heh...cat
Submitted by hcp28 (user info) at 2005-12-07 10:09:59 EST (#)
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That was awesome. Now that the government knows that you know about what they know... you'll have to die.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-12-06 18:28:28 EST (#)
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phab
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-12-06 17:34:09 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2005-12-06 10:17:32 EST (#)
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Brilliant
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-12-06 10:06:16 EST (#)
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Well, I took the pictures with the self timer, but... I kind of posted this on my website, and ubersite, so now everyone thinks I'm a psycho anyway.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-12-06 09:56:33 EST (#)
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HAhAhA, I want to know who took those pictures. You are aware that they now think you're a psycho?
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-11-16 18:55:49 EST (#)
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Average_Dan: So is the teddy bear in my... Um... Nevermind.
williamson: So did everyone else. That's why I got good ratings for awhile.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-16 15:36:11 EST (#)
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I just noticed this, but the comforter on your bed is indeed worthy of ATTN: GHEY MENZ!?!?!
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-14 22:26:06 EST (#)
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Because I've only seen your long hair in other posts of yours I've read I always thought you were a chick...
Y HELO THAR BUTTSECKS¿
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-11-10 12:40:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Foonbo: Yeah, and it's a great way to cover my unsightly features.
EAZEDZT: haha, they haven't gotten to me!
icarus1987: Holy crap! His coffee maker is haunted too?!
Submitted by GoodGirl (user info) at 2005-11-09 17:23:52 EST (#)
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hilarious.
you have a great body! ;)
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2005-11-09 17:19:57 EST (#)
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You know, I once found an excellent website concerning contrails. I think it was by the same person who thought their coffee maker was haunted...
Submitted by EAZEDZT (user info) at 2005-11-09 17:04:16 EST (#)
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I think the chemicals in the air have gotten to me.. I loved this.
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-11-09 10:41:21 EST (#)
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Because I have a thing for guys in gas masks.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-09 10:26:29 EST (#)
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Hahahaa, I'm sure that's exactly how it's going to me Forthewin!
I'll make sure I drink a couple for you, you back woods young'en!
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-11-09 10:02:45 EST (#)
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Average_Dan: Nah, 18.
SilvrWolf: THE CAT'S A LIAR...
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-11-09 08:32:10 EST (#)
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The cat has pretty handwriting.
Much neater and easier on the eyes than yours.
I believe the cat's story.
Fookin' awesome post.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-09 08:16:19 EST (#)
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You aren't 21 are you?
If you are, you are more than welcome to come with us to Ubercon Greenville on Jan 6,7,8.
http://ubersite.com/m/75040
Let me know.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-11-09 00:45:33 EST (#)
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Average_Dan: I live in Hampshire county! GO HAMPSHIRE, WOO!
electrictoothsyndrome: I know, you're right... This could've been one of the most awesome posts ever, if only I was willing to get arrested for no reason other than wearing a gas mask into public places while someone took pictures. If only it were worth it.
Professional_Peon: As long as I don't get pwnd by a lion. Or a panther. Or a Siberian Tiger. Now, that would ruin my day. Or possibly my life.
freebie: "forthewin: bringing you quality posts since 2005"
Ballare: Only if you're rich, and you don't mind if I have a girlfriend during the amount of time it takes to divorce you and acquire half of your worldly possessions!
pen_name: I know! I was planning on posting this for awhile, so I figured it would boost it up past 1.50! Good job on B@W!
FartSmeller: Thanks!
Loren1: Well, actually... I'll sell you professional quality 4x6 prints for the insanely low price of 1 dollar each. Shipping not included!
Chillax: Thanks!
Submitted by Lmarie22000 (user info) at 2005-11-08 21:15:19 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2005-11-08 18:10:55 EST (#)
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Very awesome.
Good effort, and funny.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-11-08 16:08:28 EST (#)
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The toothbrush picture is priceless.
Submitted by Draqus (user info) at 2005-11-08 15:59:43 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-11-08 15:28:30 EST (#)
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Why are you wearing Annika Sorenstam's hat and blouse?
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-11-08 15:16:54 EST (#)
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fekking genius.
Submitted by Trevor1st93 (user info) at 2005-11-08 15:04:47 EST (#)
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Are those cigarettes for sale yet?
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-08 14:31:21 EST (#)
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1.52!
you did it, man!
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2005-11-08 14:25:31 EST (#)
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Marry me?
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2005-11-08 14:21:50 EST (#)
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Quality post.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-11-08 14:20:44 EST (#)
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Haha You got pwnd by a cat!
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-08 14:12:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-11-08 13:45:34 (#)
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electrictoothsyndrome: Yeah, I wanted to get pictures of my shopping with that thing on, but I'd probably freak everyone out and get the police called on me.
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Getting arrested with it on would have been instant internet celebrity though. You have to weigh teh pros with the cons.
Submitted by Trevor1st93 (user info) at 2005-11-08 14:07:36 EST (#)
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That would be Rio.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-08 13:51:30 EST (#)
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HAHAHA!! I didn't mean that you were teh ghey because you were from West Va!
I'm in Va and I was just wondering where you were.
Where are you in WVA?
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-11-08 13:45:34 EST (#)
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Average_Dan: Yeeeeah, but I'm not ghey. You're thinking of the people that were actually born here.
electrictoothsyndrome: Yeah, I wanted to get pictures of my shopping with that thing on, but I'd probably freak everyone out and get the police called on me.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-08 13:06:40 EST (#)
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Aren't you in West Va, wild and wonderful?
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-11-08 12:40:58 EST (#)
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rayrayshanaynay: Well, see... I'm on the all-star team of life... But I'm more the all-star player that sits on the bench the whole game.
Average_Dan: Woo! I'm not entirely sure what you're asking BUT I CAN ASSURE U I AM NOT IN2 TEH KYND OF GHEY MENZ STUFF I DON'T THINK?/ WEN U BUY A PAK OF GUM CAN I GAVE TEH CHANGE?!/1
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-08 12:40:57 EST (#)
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Great post. I love it when people actually get out and do picture posts starring themselves.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-08 12:23:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-11-08 10:33:02 (#)
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Average_Dan: I like z in scrabble, too BECAUSE WHEN YOU USE IT EVERYONE ELSE THAT'S PLAYING CRIES AND SHOOTS THEMSELVES BECAUSE THEY WISH THEY WERE GOOD ENOUGH TO USE THE LETTER Z IN A WORD!!1!
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I think I may love you...
...UNLESS YOU ARE A GHEY MENZ, THEN IT WOULD JUST BE TEH STRRANGE BUTTSECKS THINGY AND i'M NOT INTO THAT KIND OF THINGUNLESS YOU R
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Submitted by rayrayshanaynay (user info) at 2005-11-08 12:15:06 EST (#)
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I tried out for the all star team for the game of life but I didn't make the cut.
I'm still a little bitter about that. However, I can't deny that this post rocked.
Submitted by beatjunky (user info) at 2005-11-08 11:03:11 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/78578 kool.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-11-08 10:33:02 EST (#)
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Average_Dan: I like z in scrabble, too BECAUSE WHEN YOU USE IT EVERYONE ELSE THAT'S PLAYING CRIES AND SHOOTS THEMSELVES BECAUSE THEY WISH THEY WERE GOOD ENOUGH TO USE THE LETTER Z IN A WORD!!1!
Avals: Noooooo!
hollygolitely: That's one of the greatest ideas in history... I'm going to be rich!
TigerLilly: Hah, you're right about that. I took all those pictures. And I agree, I am quite insane. I'm autistically insane! Woo! I love having a camera with a self-timer! WOOOOOO!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-08 10:25:35 EST (#)
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The person taking the pictures
for you must think you're off
the wall. I certainly do.
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-11-08 10:14:10 EST (#)
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You don't have to brush your teeth because you can't eat!
By gum, I think you just came up with the newest healthy diet!
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-11-08 09:31:53 EST (#)
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Iz a coverup! Eh cooverup I tellz you!
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-08 09:03:36 EST (#)
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I mean, no biggie, I just like having a "z" in the alphabet, and I use it as much as I can BECAUSE IT'S WORTH SO DAMN MUCH WHEN I PLAY SCRABBLE AND I RULE ALL OVER EVERYONE'S ARSES!1!!!
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-11-08 08:29:10 EST (#)
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Average_Dan: Ooh, so that's how it works. I just knew that "realise/realize" was acceptable in both forms, and I just always spell it with an s. I don't spell color with a u, though. Less letters!
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-11-08 08:10:14 EST (#)
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Nice
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-08 08:05:27 EST (#)
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You so got pwned by that cat!
This was Hucking Filarious!
Fine job young man! But what I can't figure out is: you are an American right? Yet you spelled "realized" like "realised"??
A little help?
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-11-08 07:50:45 EST (#)
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Nah, not completely wasted. I checked her out on google. She's got a very pretty face. har har
And that's also not entirely true. I'm an 18 year old yank. :-p
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-11-08 07:46:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-11-08 05:55:42 (#)
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Gold!
I wish to purchase one of those masks for my latest venture; immitating Camilla Parker-Bowles
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-08 07:37:47 (#)
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you dont know who horsey-McHorsey face BOwles duchess of your ass is?
typical american
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Oh man, that joke was so wasted on a damn 16 year old Yank!
:-p
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-08 07:37:47 EST (#)
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you dont know who horsey-McHorsey face BOwles duchess of your ass is?
typical american.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-11-08 07:15:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Phallic_Cymbals: Sorry about the shirt, I used it cause it looked gay with that hat. You know, as a joke, sort of kind of... Yeah.
Barnymeinhoff: bo????
ozzy: I don't know who that is, but that's the most horrible name I've ever heard.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-08 06:15:32 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-11-08 05:55:42 EST (#)
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Gold!
I wish to purchase one of those masks for my latest venture; immitating Camilla Parker-Bowles.
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-11-08 04:31:19 EST (#)
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bo!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-08 04:28:35 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-11-08 03:51:31 EST (#)
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ATTN UBER: This is the only plus 2 i am ever, EVER going to give to a post that has a pink shirt in it. Pink shirts are the blackest scum at the bottom of the metrosexual shitheap.
Submitted by missedthepoint (user info) at 2005-11-08 03:01:14 EST (#)
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helping the cat out +2
funny stuff
Submitted by Ferretnose (user info) at 2005-11-08 00:30:15 EST (#)
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The cat pic slayed me.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-11-08 00:28:47 EST (#)
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Sacrilicious: hahahahahahaha- I liked that picture too.
ghola: Woo! Thanks!
domenad: I took all of the pictures in this post. The ones that you see both of my hands in, I set the camera on a timer.
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2005-11-08 00:26:15 EST (#)
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on second review, B@W!!!
justified by the "trying to smoke through the mask" shot.
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2005-11-08 00:25:01 EST (#)
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fucking great
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2005-11-08 00:22:03 EST (#)
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Very amusing. Who took all the pics?
Submitted by Trevor1st93 (user info) at 2005-11-08 00:07:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by supadupapupa (user info) at 2005-11-07 23:55:44 (#)
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I thought this was funny
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That's an under-statement.
Submitted by supadupapupa (user info) at 2005-11-07 23:55:44 EST (#)
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I thought this was funny
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2005-11-07 22:45:59 EST (#)
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you are a fucking genius.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2005-11-07 22:33:13 EST (#)
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mmm..shadowy muscles and a wifebeater..nice. The toothbrush picture made me laugh out loud.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2005-11-07 22:26:05 EST (#)
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bwahahahahaha....
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-11-07 22:03:21 EST (#)
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tinactin: You should try it, it's the best.
bob: Woo! Thanks!
alfakyle: That's awesome. I also have vast quantities of ping if I attempt to play video games on the internet.
Method: But, Method... Didn't you see that one movie that wasn't important enough to remember the name of, with that one autistic kid? He looked like anyone else. You just knew he was autistic because he could solve puzzles really well!
forensicgirl3: Woo! Thanks!
Anansie: Yay! Thank you for giving my Sweet & Low post a good rating, a lot of people didn't like it much.
Bigmike: I love your posts.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-11-07 21:42:51 EST (#)
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I'm not sure about B@W, but this is pretty funny.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2005-11-07 21:32:53 EST (#)
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I just looked at some of your stuff and it kicks ass.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2005-11-07 21:30:53 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-11-07 21:11:33 EST (#)
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B@W
Submitted by parzival (user info) at 2005-11-07 21:01:09 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-07 20:41:30 EST (#)
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s'funny, you don't LOOK autistic
Submitted by alfakyle (user info) at 2005-11-07 20:39:26 EST (#)
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I have the same PING! hat.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-11-07 20:35:05 EST (#)
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b@w
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2005-11-07 20:25:40 EST (#)
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+2 because you walk around in a gas mask
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-11-07 20:23:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
badassmofo: I know, I'm just that not that good but okay in a sort of almost decent kind of way.
Jack_McCallum: Thanks! I'd love to make B@W.
The_Yellow_Dart: Yeah, kind of sad, huh?
AlexorGM: w0rd
Submitted by AlexorGM (user info) at 2005-11-07 19:33:22 EST (#)
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this sucks
Submitted by Trevor1st93 (user info) at 2005-11-07 19:13:05 EST (#)
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Oh-Em-Gee.
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2005-11-07 19:08:38 EST (#)
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Effort mania
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-11-07 19:05:15 EST (#)
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right on...
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-11-07 18:59:37 EST (#)
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Have another for the baseball pic. Hilarious!
I'll be coming back to this one again.
It deserves posting on Bored at Work.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-11-07 18:58:19 EST (#)
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This was FUCKING awesome.
Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2005-11-07 18:51:57 EST (#)
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Well done.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-11-07 18:51:37 EST (#)
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Gay.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2005-11-07 18:51:13 EST (#)
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this was amusing.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-07 18:50:03 EST (#)
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I hear pink is the new black, you're like the new 'meh'