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Urbane in 50 Years (NSFP) (2381 hits)

Category: None
Labels: banned

Rating: -0.06 on 40 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Habeeb "Peaceful Monk" Thomas (View user info) at 2005-11-07 20:44:40 EST


NSFP= not safe for penises

BLLASRRFFFF

GO COLTS WOO

BARY THOSE BITCH PATRIOTS




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Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-06-25 11:35:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

czwij was here
and regrets it

but laffs anyway

Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-06-07 08:37:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

JESUS!

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-06 21:09:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No.

Submitted by guiness (user info) at 2006-06-19 17:06:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Holy shit, that is *quite possibly* the sickest thing I've seen on this site yet.


































































































Thanks Beeb :)

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-03-08 03:24:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

talk about your zombies

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-01-19 18:15:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i was right, it was habeeb.

f anybody who gave this a -2

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-01-19 18:14:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i forgot what post i was reviewing.






















was it habeeb?

Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-01-16 13:44:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

OMFG I JUS HAD TEH MOST ROXXORX IDEA!!1 DO EVRTHING YOU CAN 2 GIT BANNED, DEN WHINE ABOUT BEIN BANNED!!!1! DAT WUD BE TEH FUNNYNEST SHIZZORS

Submitted by Ditka (user info) at 2006-01-09 00:39:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

despite the warning...

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-30 13:27:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

that's it... i'm never ever playing to my curiosity again.

Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2005-12-04 13:09:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh jeeeeeeeesus.




i actaully came across this accidentally yesterday.



Ha!

Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2005-12-02 13:10:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

This Has TO GO up there with Goatse/tubgirl/lemonparty

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-24 17:29:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

"FUCK THORPE WOO"


It worked.

Submitted by podium (user info) at 2005-11-19 23:04:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-19 19:08:53 (#)
Ranking: 0

Congratulations on 400000 hits.

----------------------------------------------

And well earned.

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-19 19:08:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Congratulations on 400000 hits.

Submitted by yuvalset (user info) at 2005-11-19 04:19:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

WTF

Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2005-11-14 15:26:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You have not changed, solid.

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-12 07:44:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

IS THIS GOODBYE???

Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-11-10 14:18:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

REPOST: http://www.ubersite.com/m/48302

A lot of people think I am an alter, but when you start stealing my posts, you not only annoy me,
you annoy all of my alters (icarus1987, Method, Shlongy, Michael Jackson, Bort)

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-11-08 20:10:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

hahahahaha

too skinny

Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-11-07 23:55:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Id so tap that

Submitted by prosaic_jonny (user info) at 2005-11-07 23:23:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Now that's a good 4 am surprise right there...

*starts tweaking*

*house-mate walks in*

*awkward silence*

*continues tweaking*

anyone up for a Horlicks?

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-07 23:18:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

This should ban you for life.


Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2005-11-07 22:52:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I want to eat some raisins now.

Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-11-07 22:51:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

OH MY SWEET GOD

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-07 22:39:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

My Grandmother thanks you from the bottom of her. . . . . .


Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-11-07 22:37:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

peyton manning has tiny baby nuts

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2005-11-07 22:33:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

horrible.

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-11-07 22:19:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

my eyes, my damn eyes are burning

Submitted by prozacaddict (user info) at 2005-11-07 21:54:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

By far the nastiest thing I have ever seen. Bravo.

Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-11-07 21:39:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

WHERE DID HER VAGINA GO?

Submitted by hcp28 (user info) at 2005-11-07 21:37:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!

BAD HABEEB!!! BAD!

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-11-07 21:28:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh my god...

HAWT!

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-07 21:18:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I did her last week. . .


Submitted by shootpeoplenotdope (user info) at 2005-11-07 21:13:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This made of win and God.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-11-07 20:57:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

What's wrong with you?

Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2005-11-07 20:52:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-11-07 20:50:37 (#)
Ranking: -2

You're trying to get banned again, aren't you.
----------------------------------------------
WHY WOULD YOU SAY SUCH A THING

YES..NOOOOOOOOOO

GOO COLTS WOO


Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-11-07 20:50:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You're trying to get banned again, aren't you.

Submitted by Dante_Alighieri (user info) at 2005-11-07 20:48:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I just projectile vomited pizza all over my keyboard.

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-11-07 20:47:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

ewww


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