Filthy. True Story (1237 hits)
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Submitted by Bob Udell <ardhow2004.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2005-11-07 21:55:40 EST
The summer I was 12 years old held one of the most memorable happenings in
my life. I didn't know much about anything concerning sex, but that was all
about to change.
The place by the railroad tracks was kind of a secret, or so I thought. Only
a handful of guys knew about it, and we all followed the rules: hang a
handkerchief on the little tree.
The place was a small clearing surrounded by a thick foliage of trees and bushes.
No one could see the clearing until they were all the way inside. Right in the center
was a tree stump three feet across and almost three feet high. If you laid your
jacket or shirt on the stump you didn't get splinters in your ass. Yeah, it was a place
to jack off.
One Saturday morning I was there, old handkerchief safely placed on the proper tree,
and I was going to town. My pants were around my ankles and my hand was gliding
up and down at a very rapid rate. I was probably ten seconds away from inseminating
the ground in the clearing when I heard, " Nice pecker for such a young kid."
I almost fell on my ass trying to pull up my pants and underwear, but I only got them as far as the bottom of my balls, which made everything show like a dirty picture.
"Hey, don't stop now. I like to watch a pecker shoot its goo."
It was the lady who lived and begged on the streets of our town. She was about thirty
years old and wore grubby old blue jeans, a bulky red sweater, and, in cold weather,
an Army field jacket. Her hands and face were usually dirty, unless old Everett at the
gas station took pity on her and let her wash up in the ladies room. She looked pretty clean today, so Everett must have been in a good mood.
"C'mon, kid, stroke that dick. Hell, you're just a boy, but yours is bigger than
that asshole Everett. He makes me suck him off before he lets me use his damn bathroom.
You ever seen a real set of titties, kid?"
She lifted up her sweater and I saw a pair of C cup boobs with long brown nipples, both
of them as hard as my dick. They looked just as nice as the ones I saw in my brother's
Playboy magazine, and they were three feet away from me.
"You like 'em, don't you kid?' Have you ever touched or sucked a tit?"
I stammered out the word no, but she wasn't listening. "Why don't you rub and suck
my tits while I pull on that pecker? I can make it feel real good for you, kid."
She lifted a tit up to my mouth and, just as my lips closed around the nipple, she started to pull on my dick. I lasted maybe three strokes before I shot cum on her hand and on the ground.
"Whoa, kid, you shoot really fast. And a whole bunch of goo. We're gonna wait ten minutes and do this again. I want to suck your dick until you pump goo down my throat."
In the next ten minutes I got to see my first shot of a woman's asshole and pussy.
She took off all of her clothes and posed in several positions I had never seen in a Playboy. She spread her pussy lips open to show me what all the parts looked like, and I don't think my dick ever did go soft.
She finally decided I had been educated enough as to the female anatomy, so she got down on her knees and smiled at me. "Now you're gonna see what it feels like to have your pecker sucked. Just cum in my mouth when you feel the need."
My first blow job lasted maybe twenty seconds. The feeling was so intense I had no time to say anything. I just started shooting wad after wad of cum down the woman's throat. She didn't gag, blink, or miss a suck. She swallowed every drop of what I shot.
She removed her mouth from my limp dick and smiled. "That's why I like young boys. You shoot on the ground and still have a lot left for my lunch. I bet in thirty minutes or so you can learn all about fucking a hot pussy."
That day and almost every Saturday for the next year I learned about pussy and just about every possible position. One day we heard on the news about the 'transient' who was hit by a taxi. Her name was Linda Roberson, and she was 32 years old. She had been a nurse during the Korean War.
My parents didn't know I attended the funeral, as I'm sure the parents of a dozen or so other boys my age didn't know.
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User Reviews
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-07-17 23:46:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
By agreement
Submitted by Psycosis (user info) at 2005-12-16 00:47:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I actually quite enjoyed this. Thanks.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-11-19 19:50:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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wow
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Submitted by Phate (user info) at 2005-11-19 19:39:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
When life hands you lemons, have a lemonparty.
Submitted by Phate (user info) at 2005-11-19 15:25:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
suck me
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-11-11 09:59:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2005-11-08 13:33:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Bob, I've changed my mind. You cannot marry my daughter.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-08 11:59:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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whoa...you're bitter
Submitted by jumpinjellyfish (user info) at 2005-11-08 11:58:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
HA!
...a very descriptive account of a young boy's introduction to the world of dirty sex!
Submitted by BingBongBing (user info) at 2005-11-08 11:23:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
nice job with the dirty bum
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-11-08 09:17:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Things that make you go hmmmm....
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-08 07:02:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-11-08 07:00:15 (#)
Ranking: 1
That is some sick shit, but +1 for banging an older bird for your first time.
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It's blatently not true Ozzy. It's like those letter that get sent to Penthouse.
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-11-08 07:00:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
That is some sick shit, but +1 for banging an older bird for your first time.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-08 06:59:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's quite a nice story. Almost heartwarming.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-11-08 06:40:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Not bad, just a little explicit for my first read of the morning.
-Dave
Submitted by dangerdude (user info) at 2005-11-08 04:15:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
congragulations, you have aids
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-11-08 04:10:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll refrain from commenting on; Uber-elitist reviews, since it would only be speculation
at this point, without any authority, due to the lack of a sufficient number of reviews.
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and you......never, ever say: true story
<only my opinion>
Submitted by beatjunky (user info) at 2005-11-08 03:58:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2005-11-08 01:01:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That's interesting.
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-11-08 00:28:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yay for homeless women of the world teaching young boys all about girly bits. Good job Bob i giggled like a school girl with her first bra.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2005-11-07 22:46:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
A 0 because it might be true.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2005-11-07 22:32:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
wow
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2005-11-07 22:32:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
because banging bums is funny.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-11-07 22:23:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well then, you get a combined +1 for getting your cherry popped in an imaginative way.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-07 22:15:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-11-07 22:12:41 (#)
Ranking: 0
So, what your saying is if the handkerchief was in the tree, that was a sign to tell the other boys that someone was there jerking off?
Then you're fucking a transient streetdweller?
What, did you grow up in Pornville or something?
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C'mon, Mike. This was in 1961, way before porn was rampant.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-11-07 22:12:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
So, what your saying is if the handkerchief was in the tree, that was a sign to tell the other boys that someone was there jerking off?
Then you're fucking a transient streetdweller?
What, did you grow up in Pornville or something?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-07 22:05:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes, this is 100% true.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-07 22:04:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i feel like i owe you a couple of dollars.
isthistrue?
damnspacebarhasgotcuminitnow.