Women Drivers (971 hits)
Category: GeneralRating: -0.11 on 31 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by sic (View user info) at 2005-11-07 22:35:55 EST
This morning on the Freeway, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new MX5 doing 65 k's with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane,
still working on that makeup.
As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.
Damn women drivers !
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Submitted by PommyTom (user info) at 2006-12-18 23:35:46 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-26 07:07:07 EST (#)
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GLORIOUS!
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2006-03-26 06:54:34 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-08 09:52:40 EST (#)
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Originally - amusing.
Now - Plain shit.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-03-08 01:48:06 EST (#)
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Kiss that 0 bye-bye
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-07 20:56:14 EST (#)
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same as high voltage.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-07 20:50:24 EST (#)
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For your 3 retal hits, I will do the same.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2005-11-08 15:20:07 EST (#)
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This was just stupid when I got it in an email from my sister 8 years ago, and it's still stupid now.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-08 14:25:54 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-11-08 13:05:20 EST (#)
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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-08 13:04:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-08 11:08:32 (#)
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Well, I laughed, which, I suppose, makes me as big a retard as the dipshit who posted this.
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2005-11-08 12:58:25 EST (#)
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I'm sorry. I didn't mean to distract you.
Submitted by missflibble (user info) at 2005-11-08 11:15:03 EST (#)
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I drive a large executive coupé. it's shiny and black and I know how to fix most stuff that goes wrong with it.
with 'L' plates and a passenger who is over 21 and has posessed a driving license for over 3 years.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-08 11:08:32 EST (#)
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Well, I laughed, which, I suppose, makes me as big a retard as the dipshit who posted this.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-11-08 11:06:33 EST (#)
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Big Jim and the Twins
Saved you from a -1.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-11-08 10:58:43 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by KillerCowz (user info) at 2005-11-08 10:43:08 EST (#)
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dont bitch at people driving bad for putting make up on when you are talking on the phone, shaving, and eating...
Submitted by proofofpurchase (user info) at 2005-11-08 09:35:34 EST (#)
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My left eye has been twitching for an entire week.
It stopped yesterday until I read this post.
Thanks for nothing assbarge
Submitted by dangerdude (user info) at 2005-11-08 03:37:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
dammit I laughed, +2
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-11-08 02:22:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Cute.
Good thing I'm an exceptional driver! I'm the perfect "in-between".
I watch to make sure that I'm not in another's blind spot, but also that they don't "ditch".
Basically, I speed up to slow down.
I've been told this in nauseating.
Clearly, this is not a womanly affliction.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2005-11-08 01:24:54 EST (#)
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No.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-11-08 01:02:53 EST (#)
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NOES guys COZ WOMENZ R teh WORST driv0RZ!!!1!1eleven19>6!one!11won1
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2005-11-07 22:50:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-11-07 22:40:32 (#)
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That was hilarious.
The first time I read it in a chainletter 3 years ago.
You didn't even take the time to change it in the slightest from the original form of a chainletter.
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heh.
all the better.
Submitted by trent_nz (user info) at 2005-11-07 22:49:17 EST (#)
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lol not bad
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-11-07 22:49:00 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-11-07 22:44:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2005-11-07 22:44:27 EST (#)
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You forgot to link to Hamster dance at the end. Otherwise it's the same chain e-mail my mother has been sending me since Al Gore created the interweb.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-07 22:41:32 EST (#)
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I've done that, man!
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-11-07 22:40:32 EST (#)
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That was hilarious.
The first time I read it in a chainletter 3 years ago.
You didn't even take the time to change it in the slightest from the original form of a chainletter.
Submitted by prozacaddict (user info) at 2005-11-07 22:37:00 EST (#)
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that was literature at its finest
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2005-11-07 22:36:48 EST (#)
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meh.