amazing story! (1147 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dirty HumorRating: 0.6 on 10 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Erik Kuhn , <gokukuhn.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2005-11-08 02:05:50 EST
I met a fat old grandma in a trailer park somewhere in Kansas. She was so massive that she couldn't support her own body weight with her legs. She broke her couch.
She asked me to massage her in exchange for some cheetos. I happily agreed and dug my hands into her fat. It was one of the best feelings ever. Better than the feeling of shit in your hands. My dick began erecting.
As I worked her fat with my hands, I lifted up a huge blob of it and out fell a box of Corn Chex from 1987. My curiosity overpowered my common sense and I reached in and pulled out a handful of the cereal and shoved it into my mouth. It had an odd taste, sort of like your shit after you've had a large salad. It made me puke all over the lady. She didn't mind; after all, she sits in her own shit and piss. I continued to massage her fat with the puke acting like a massage oil.
When my time was up, the lady reached under her arm and brought out a Cheetos grab bag and handed it to me. They were the best cheetos I had ever eaten. Maybe sitting under hear arm all that time caused the Cheetos to ferment. Or maybe it was just the thought of them having been under her arm for all that time. It was probably the latter.
2nd ENDING: When my time was up, the lady lifted up a huge roll of fat and told me to reach in for the Cheetos bag. I shoved my arm inside and felt around. Suddenly I started to get sucked into the fat. I started to panic. The fat lady was laughing crazily. The harder I tried to pull away, the faster I gut sucked in. At one point in my ordeal, I thought I saw teeth. The fat consumed me whole and I was suddenly in another dimension. A dimension full of fat kids laughing and playing and eating shit. Angered at their happiness (because fat people shouldn't be happy), I ran around pushing them over. A giggle popped out of my mouth as I watched all the fat kids squirming around on the ground.
I was lost in the other dimension. I felt small and scared. I came to the conclusion that I would never return home and I would just join the fattys. I ate with them and shortly, became one of them.
3rd ENDING: When my time was up, the lady lifted up a huge roll of fat and told me to reach in for the Cheetos bag. I shoved my arm inside and felt around. Suddenly I started to get sucked into the fat. I started to panic. The fat lady was laughing crazily. The harder I tried to pull away, the faster I gut sucked in. At one point in my ordeal, I thought I saw teeth. The fat consumed me whole and I was suddenly in another dimension. A dimension full of fat kids laughing and playing and eating shit. Wait, no, it was just Mexico.
I caught a bus and went home.
4rth ENDING:
A dimension full of fat kids laughing and playing and eating shit. Wait, no, it was just Canada. I had an icky feeling over my whole body. Nobody likes Canada.
I caught a bus and went home.
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-11-08 09:22:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-11-08 08:23:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Just admit it. You are a closet "chubby chaser".
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-11-08 05:50:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
4rth ENDING:
A dimension full of fat kids laughing and playing and eating shit. Wait, no, it was just Canada. I had an icky feeling over my whole body. Nobody likes Canada.
I caught a bus and went home.
Damn it - you were gonna get a -1 for this until that line.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-08 05:37:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I enjoyed this, I shouldn't have though. Please don't treat my praise as encouragement. You've just fluked a funny bit of writing from puerile components.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-08 05:29:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
My dick began erecting.
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I couldn't stop myself from imagining a cock building a house.
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-11-08 05:14:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, it was erm, different.
Excuse me, I have to go throw up now.
Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2005-11-08 04:17:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
cool i think
Submitted by DooZa (user info) at 2005-11-08 02:29:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
God damn asian humor
This reads like a bad manga movie
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-11-08 02:20:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
THis story wAs Amazing.!01!01011
Submitted by beatjunky (user info) at 2005-11-08 02:14:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
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