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In lust I kill, in love, I murder (558 hits)

Category: Quotes & Stories

Rating: 0.4 on 16 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Crystal <bandphotographer.at.email.com> (View user info) at 2005-11-08 04:28:33 EST


***Forewarning: I'm in a dreadful mood tonight... ***


In lust I kill, in love, I murder...

Felt the soothing twitch of thought gone awry... Noticed the jutting metal glistening with passion in my palm, and it all becomes clearer. This is real.

First instinct is to lean into disbelief, or relief, or a newfound sense of freedom. Fuck.

Waves of realization start to pour over my mind. 'Bleed and suffer then, find freedom' I sing to soothe myself as my shock wears away and I begin to feel a sense of accomplishment.

I should call the police. That is what you're supposed to do. Bastard. Still shaking... funny thing, that shaking, it's new. The adrenaline had flowed smoothly enough to steady my hand.

Read about it in your newspapers; listen to it on your radio.

You can only take so much. You can only heal so many wounds. You can only cry, scream or suffer until the breaking point- then you take action. Action in this case allows for a bit of a mess afterward... but satisfaction nonetheless.


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Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-11-11 09:53:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I was feeling the tone of this. I dunno. It floated my boat, if you will.

So are you really a band photographer? If so, wanna do my band? Photograph-wise, I mean.

Me, on the other hand....

Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-11 08:21:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by bandphotographer (user info) at 2005-11-11 03:30:44 (#)
Ranking: 2

'DAMN YOU MlKE!! I HATE YOU YA BASTARD!!

YOU CAN ALL KISS MY SHINY, PINK KEESHTA!! YA YELLA BASTID! '
You have a way with words, like none other.
+2 Fairy
--------------------------------

Thank you, between him and Wildcat, I think they are going to give me a heart attack.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-11-09 11:29:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

as promised.

Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2005-11-08 12:36:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i read this and thought,
i need windex.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-08 05:41:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

OMFG

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-11-08 05:41:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Hello!

Submitted by beatjunky (user info) at 2005-11-08 05:40:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I thought about rating it -1 "I've seen better" but I was sitting there thinking I wish I hadn't bothered and you know what??????? -2.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-08 05:30:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

oh come on beatjunky, this was clearly worth reading.

Submitted by beatjunky (user info) at 2005-11-08 05:29:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-08 05:26:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I found it all a little hard to follow. Were you on about killing some guy? Was it about self harm? Was it just about menstruation? Or masturbation?

*Berty's one tracked mind grings gears*

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-08 04:51:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

flattery will get you everywhere.


you know there is a nerd contingency here on Über that feels those chicks aren't hot, but are rather slorish?

I cannot even begin to understand that logic.

Submitted by bandphotographer (user info) at 2005-11-08 04:45:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm glad it's 1:42a, & I managed to get both Rad and P.C. to read my babble. You guys rock.

'you're one of those cheerleaders who got busted fucking in the bathroom, aren't you?'
* sighs * I wish, one of them was kind of hot...

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-08 04:37:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

This is a common problem I have with my inmates: lack of ability to delay gratification.


there are so many more good ways of exacting revenge without resorting to murder.

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-11-08 04:36:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-08 04:29:43 (#)
Ranking: 0

you're one of those bandleaders who got busted shooting craps in the bathroom, aren't you?



Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-11-08 04:33:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0


you're still gonna get the needle


Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-08 04:29:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

you're one of those cheerleaders who got busted fucking in the bathroom, aren't you?


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