Haircut decision (957 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -0.28 on 35 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Redskieslookfake (View user info) at 2005-11-08 05:23:43 EST
Just considering what haircut to get - now that my hair is reaching enormous proportions - so far I'm debating the following animated characters as templates for my coiffure:
1. The end boss from Tekken - Heihachi? I'm sure that's a microwave oven manufacturer. Anyway, as has been pointed out, I am clearly going bald - so why fight it?
The shaved head with two tufts on either side is the way to go gracefully.
2. Guile from Street Fighter II - Or, make use of my hair while I still have it - requiring geometric precision, and a whole heap of hair wax, Guile's 'flattop' approach takes some beating.
3. Tin Tin - somebody forgot to tell Europe that Belgium is a style leader in the hair stakes. Turning my head to look like a coconut may very well be the next step to changing myself into a style guru. I am not however dying my hair ginger.
4. Norman the Barbarian from Mighty Max - start growing Tin Tin hair and just buzzsaw it, Guile style, only less extreme and with the resulting lower maintenance.
5. Count Duckula - It's a centre parting. Simple, but classic vampire duck look.
Any other cartoon characters with clearly recognisable hair?
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Submitted by branimal_08 (user info) at 2008-10-14 16:35:32 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-10-11 18:59:21 EDT (#)
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men should let their hair grow out. There, I've solved your problem.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-10-11 18:51:20 EDT (#)
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Fight the... whatever the hell is going on here.
Submitted by Naplander (user info) at 2008-08-30 17:10:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Daniel_b (user info) at 2008-08-25 17:39:41 EDT (#)
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Spreadsheets are the hawt.
Submitted by bricekrispy (user info) at 2008-08-24 16:29:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-08-24 16:09:23 EDT (#)
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Moron below.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-08-24 16:05:18 EDT (#)
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Moron below.
Submitted by bubba69 (user info) at 2008-08-24 15:57:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2008-08-23 19:00:08 EDT (#)
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This post would have been so much better with pictures. Pictures, redskies!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-08-23 17:55:24 EDT (#)
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p.s. Tottenham are Shite.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-08-23 17:46:32 EDT (#)
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Soooooooooooooooooo predictable.
Submitted by dohnuts (user info) at 2008-08-23 17:26:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by stewie_GO_SAINTS (user info) at 2008-08-21 03:58:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scinut (user info) at 2008-08-08 17:00:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Skware (user info) at 2008-07-26 11:58:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-02-21 12:09:59 EST (#)
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accept the fact you're ugly and stay off my posts
Submitted by mikeedapikey (user info) at 2006-06-08 09:10:55 EDT (#)
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Har har!!
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-05-06 23:14:21 EDT (#)
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...T...
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-20 07:52:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-11-08 07:21:25 (#)
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There's the faintly dissapointing air here of an author who could be really entertaining churning out half-assed stuff. It's not bad, or particularly offensive, but I reckon there's potential for something seriously kickass with a bit of imagination and work. You ever churn out something like that, i'll +2 the shit outta it.
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Ahaha. And you have since, red.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-01-29 05:46:09 EST (#)
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oh yeah thta ruled
Submitted by Dante_Alighieri (user info) at 2005-11-08 16:22:28 EST (#)
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You should get rainbow liberty spikes.
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-11-08 10:54:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-11-08 09:42:03 EST (#)
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Elmer Fudd?
Think he was bald?
If I were gonna go bald, it would be panthro. PANTHRO! God damn it.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-11-08 09:40:52 EST (#)
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Have them take everything off from the neck up.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-11-08 09:26:10 EST (#)
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Elmer Fudd
Submitted by Magic_Monkey (user info) at 2005-11-08 08:43:15 EST (#)
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Maybe like one of the weirdoes on DragonBall Z ?
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-08 07:27:40 EST (#)
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needs more Telly Savalas
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-11-08 07:21:25 EST (#)
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There's the faintly dissapointing air here of an author who could be really entertaining churning out half-assed stuff. It's not bad, or particularly offensive, but I reckon there's potential for something seriously kickass with a bit of imagination and work. You ever churn out something like that, i'll +2 the shit outta it.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-11-08 05:37:42 EST (#)
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Hahahaa. The one from streetfighter.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-11-08 05:35:07 EST (#)
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Why not steer clear of that whole hornets nest and just cut your whole head off?
Seriously, I think you have the potential to post some good stuff, but I suggest that you just read the stuff on the site for a week or so before you post again. That way you'll learn the type of thing people like.
I threw this together actually in the absence of anything better at 9 am. - I shoulda spent the time to get a piccie of Guile and the Tekken blokey. Must Try Harder.
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-11-08 05:32:14 EST (#)
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*** sight = site.
Fuck I'm spelling poorly today.
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-11-08 05:31:07 EST (#)
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Why not steer clear of that whole hornets nest and just cut your whole head off?
Seriously, I think you have the potential to post some good stuff, but I suggest that you just read the stuff on the sight for a week or so before you post again. That way you'll learn the type of thing people like.
Submitted by beatjunky (user info) at 2005-11-08 05:30:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-08 05:28:25 EST (#)
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There's burnt face man, but that may be a little extreme.
How big are your ears?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-08 05:28:21 EST (#)
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needs more graphic enhancement
and rape.