I am an idiot (631 hits)
Category: SportsRating: 0.68 on 23 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by <freshspinach.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2005-11-08 14:29:35 EST
I am a damn fool. I get paid so much mutha fuckin' money that I can wipe my ass with C-notes. I am so loved that I can donkey punch my bitch with no hate comin my way. But I just can't keep my damn mouth shut. I keep talkin' smack about the one mutha fucka who make me look good, and who's mama makes some mean damn chunku soup. I just talked my way out of a 7 million dollar a year job. I'm stoooopid.
Word.
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-09 00:08:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-11-08 15:48:28 (#)
Ranking: -2
WTF you talkin' about Willis?
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2005-11-08 19:01:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Really? Chunku soup? Is that supposed to be a racist slur against fat asians?
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-11-08 16:41:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WRECK-UG-NIZE MUTHA FUCKAS! i caught a ball 100 times!
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-11-08 16:35:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
true dat my brotha from anotha motha.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-11-08 16:32:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Maybe no one else will pick him up this year, but next year someone will. We had a player here who kept getting arrested for drunk driving, the last time he lied about his name like oh sure that's going to work. We cut him from the team and I swear a week later he was playing in Oakland. Same thing with a punter here who was really good but trouble and is now in Denver.
there is no honor when it comes to wins and losses
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-11-08 16:30:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yep.
Submitted by Dante_Alighieri (user info) at 2005-11-08 16:26:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Yo, homeskillet, fo shizzle my nizzle in the izzle with a pizzle, yo. When I be talkin' like dis I sound MAD stupid, dawg. Yo mama. On da realz, cuz. Peace out. Werd.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-11-08 16:01:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
They should send his ass to the NFL Europe - his Negrocomedy stylings should be a big hit over there...
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-11-08 15:48:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
WTF you talkin' about Willis?
Submitted by full_frontal (user info) at 2005-11-08 15:37:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
like TO gives a shit, what with all the money the deoderant people are throwing at him.
Submitted by KillerCowz (user info) at 2005-11-08 15:29:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
he will for sure go to hell
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2005-11-08 15:06:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think the Eagles should trade TO to the Pacers for Ron Artest.
Speaking of Artest, in reference to his recent conversation with David Stern prior to a Pacers game...
"I know him," Artest said. "He's a cool cat. I think he's from the 'hood. It's good he's showing us some support. I can't wait until he comes to Indiana. Indiana fans are looking forward to seeing him."
Hilarious
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2005-11-08 15:01:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You just knew TO would find a way to outdo Keyshawn somehow. Parcells is probably the only coach who'd give him a shot at this point. His ego is big enough to think he could keep TO in check. Can you imagine TO and Keyshawn in the same lockerroom?
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-08 14:55:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
loki - I doubt that the Eagles will actually release him before the end of the year...contractually that is. He gets 4 games no pay and then the rest of the games he gets paid for and then I think the will cut him after the season.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-08 14:48:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You sure are, asshole.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-11-08 14:46:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You realize that another team is going to pick him up don't you.
There should be a way to blacklist people out of the league.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-11-08 14:39:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ach. I don't care.
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-11-08 14:38:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Is it 'cos I is black?
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-11-08 14:37:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck you T.O. Fuck you where you eat, you stoopid nager. I fucking hate you and your whole fucking family. DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!
Bastard.
Submitted by sealclubber (user info) at 2005-11-08 14:36:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
chunku soup sure is good
Submitted by pfs4life321 (user info) at 2005-11-08 14:35:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Amen
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-08 14:34:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
werd.
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-11-08 14:33:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
good. fuck him. i hope he never plays another down in the NFL again. he's a parasite in the locker room and his ego is larger than mt. olympus. someone needs to curb stomp that bitch and bring him back down to earth already.