Rape, Aruba, Natalee Holloway and the Gimp from Pulp Fiction...(if you work at a women's shelter i'd avoid it) (1452 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dirty HumorRating: 0.31 on 13 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Hactar (View user info) at 2005-11-09 09:11:42 EST
First off, eat me. I hope this is enough rape for you sick bastards.
Aruba, Jamaica ooo I'm gonna rape you
In the pooper, the bajiner come on captive mama
You know we're gonna run a train on you, ho
During Spring Break
There's a place called Aruba
That's where you wanna go to drink underage
Bodies in the sand
But for you that's not the plan
We'll be following you home
From the bar to the hotel roooooom
We're gonna get this whore
Aruba, Jamaica ooo I wanna rape you
in Venezuela
Caracas, Maracaibo baby why don't we go
Venezuela
Ooo I wanna rape you now...
We'll put it in your ass
And then we'll take it out slow
We're gonna make you go
Way down to Barquisimeto
You'll be weeaaak, after you lose blood on the sheets
We'll put out to sea
Where you'll have surprise sex with me
By the way you won't survive
Late night delight
Cockrings and your poon is mine
That glassy look in your eye
Gave you contact high (with a hammer)
Way down in Venezuela
Aruba, Jamaica ooo I'm gonna rape you
In the pooper, the bajiner come on captive mama
You know we're gonna run a train on you, ho
Ooo We're gonna make a porno
We'll jam it in there fast
And then we'll take it out real slow
So now you know-whoa
We're gonna fill your holes
Wait a sec while I call the gimp
Everybody knows
That you're toast
Now if you wanna live
And not die right here
Go down on meeeeee
Aruba, Jamaica ooo I'm gonna rape you
In the pooper, the bajiner come on captive mama
You know we're gonna run a train on you, ho
Ooo I wanna rape you now...
We'll put it in your ass
And then we'll take it out slow
We're gonna make you go
Way down to Barquisimeto
Aruba, Jamaica ooo I'm gonna rape you
In the pooper, the bajiner come on captive mama
You know we're gonna run a train on you, ho
Ooo I gonna rape you now, and the judge'll let me go
well, that sucked
User Reviews
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-11-10 16:59:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
cool toys
Submitted by supadupapupa (user info) at 2005-11-10 02:22:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Utterly tasteless! You bastard...
It was perfect!
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2005-11-10 00:32:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2005-11-09 13:47:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You know what's useful in a song? Meter and a consistent rhyme scheme. I've seen kids with down syndrome come up with better shit while skipping rope.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-09 10:28:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
needed a slight pinch of skullfucking
Submitted by cuberat (user info) at 2005-11-09 10:25:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You get a +2 because that Natalee Holloway was a dumb bitch and her parents are even dumber.
Submitted by Ferretnose (user info) at 2005-11-09 09:37:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
How creative.
Submitted by blondie2 (user info) at 2005-11-09 09:30:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Your not right in the head! but i'm sure you'll get the reaction you desire in the comments.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-09 09:30:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Needed more rape, less verse.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-11-09 09:25:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you get a 0 from me, but only because of the cool pulp fiction toys. I want them.
Submitted by slinker49 (user info) at 2005-11-09 09:25:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
rape = auto -2
Submitted by Agentmorneo (user info) at 2005-11-09 09:20:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I Hope you die soon.
Submitted by randomhero83 (user info) at 2005-11-09 09:19:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Rape you say?
+2