I Saw Kracka, And He Didn't Even Say Hi... *sad* (932 hits)
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Submitted by Ainkara (View user info) at 2005-11-09 09:20:52 EST
So I was working tonight. At my crappy crappy job at a restaurant. I was there, minding my own business, working behind the bar for a change. It was a regular night really. Quite regular. Wednesday. I made myself some ice tea. I made some drinks, opened beers, you know, bar stuff.
I'm getting to the point now. Slowly, but I'm getting there.
Well, so there I was on this quite regular Wednesday evening, when who should walk in but Kracka. Our very own Kracka. I couldn't believe it. He had come to Australia, to Perth even, without so much as a word. Well, I wouldn't let him get away with that, oh no.
Kracka, yelled I, staring straight at this man we all know. And can you believe it, he had the nerve to look away. Not only look away, but look a tad weirded out by some white girl calling him Kracka. He was with a lady friend though, mayhap that was why he ignored me. I'll keep telling myself that's why.
Later, when he came to pay his bill, I noticed a strangely un-American accent. Could it be that he was not American after all? Scandalous!
Anyway, Kracka, if you read this, why did you not say hi? I was bored, I could have used the Uber-boost you would have given me. And that statement is not nearly so sex related as it sounds.
And I'm still bored really.
So in summary; I saw a guy. He looked a little like Kracka. The end.
(This is the first pic that came up in Google for Kracka.)
User Reviews
Submitted by nahnoneofit (user info) at 2005-12-04 06:19:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm getting to the point now. Slowly, but I'm getting there.
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take your time :)
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-11-19 00:47:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
you just got a smoke signal
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2005-11-18 22:31:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
if i was in austrailia i would've made it a point to say hi even if i was with one of my hoes
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-11-10 03:50:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
(hello, peter Jackson?, Have I got a story for you!)
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2005-11-10 03:07:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-11-09 09:24:56 (#)
Ranking: 1
I can testify that Kracka has a ridiculously American accent.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2005-11-10 02:49:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You forget:
Kracka is the Black Ninja. That means he knows how to make himself look like every other black guy on the planet. Case of mistaken identity, love.
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2005-11-10 00:32:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2
Submitted by DropItLikeItsDisgusting (user info) at 2005-11-09 20:28:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Next time you want to tell a story like this, just say
"I said hi to this guy and he looked away".
Then the picure of the dog. That would've given you a 2.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-11-09 20:24:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-09 10:17:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-11-09 10:12:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-09 10:09:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
I <3 Ainkara
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-11-09 20:22:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I do love Google image search.
Submitted by bandphotographer (user info) at 2005-11-09 20:13:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're lovely.
+2 Fairy
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-11-09 14:12:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You racist, you.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-11-09 12:24:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-11-09 12:03:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't think so. I'm still alive. ish.
Why? I thought I made a relatively good impression. i.e. not inciting the desire to murder me?
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Just did one of your dissapearing acts after the posts went up.
I guess you now have internet access, or are sitting in dodgy web cafes again.
-Dave
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-11-09 12:03:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't think so. I'm still alive. ish.
Why? I thought I made a relatively good impression. i.e. not inciting the desire to murder me?
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-11-09 11:40:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-11-09 10:49:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
What Spam said. And What Katie said. And Rad too.
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Didn't we murder you after Ubercon London?
-Dave
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-09 11:30:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You sure it wasn't a different Negro?
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-09 11:00:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
needs more of your boobs
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-11-09 10:49:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Posting at its best...
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-11-09 10:49:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What Spam said. And What Katie said. And Rad too.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-09 10:17:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-11-09 10:12:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-09 10:09:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
I <3 Ainkara
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-11-09 10:12:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-09 10:09:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
I <3 Ainkara
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-09 10:09:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I <3 Ainkara
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-11-09 10:06:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I was already to +2 this, but since there was no random pic of a black person (preferably one that looks nothing like kracka) I could only give it a 1 on account of slight dissapointment.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-11-09 09:46:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-09 09:39:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Meh. But you're pretty so watch the rating rise.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-09 09:38:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-11-09 09:29:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
All white people look the same to me
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-11-09 09:29:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
All white people look the same to me
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-11-09 09:24:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I can testify that Kracka has a ridiculously American accent.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-11-09 09:24:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I saw Kracka too! Fucked him in the ass an everything, and he didn't so much as thank me.