danmusik.nl (732 hits)
Category: Sound & MusicRating: -1.58 on 27 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Jamie Hill <jamie.at.wantage-youth.org.uk> (View user info) at 2005-11-09 12:23:33 EST
Hello, this is my first post on ubersite. I am expecting to be rated very low or not at all since I will mostly be saying boring stuff and spelling things badly... That is pretty much all I have to say.
So I guess you can write anything you want on this site and people review it... it's a good idea. I am very boring and so reflects my post, well my first post. I hope to learn from the masters of this site who entertain and encaptulate people so that one day I can bring positive ratings to the world of ubersite.
can someone please comment 'it's probably the best that I know of' (i hope i quoted that right!)
I hope my short and amazingly written post will relieve any feelings of stress and anxiety from the reader. Not that I claim to have authority or power over stress and anxiety but I would like it if people felt better after reading this, purely selfishly on my part of course.
I haven't included anything about sound and music... so I will put what is the main body of my post here, at the end. Not because I am an 'Emo Tears :(' type who wants attention, but because i am retarded i expect (I hope i used the term Emo Tears :( correctly).
Now for the music or 'danmusik.nl' I should say. Basically I have created a second identity of myself who is from the nederlands and creates electronic music whilst being stoned (basically he is definatly uber enough to have his music on here... I am assuming you can upload mp3's, if not i am gonna look more stupid than most people in the world). Anyway I thought I would submit his stuff since he thinks it is 'vain' to do it himself, so I thought I would take it on myself to submit it for him. Check out the (attempted) attachment, it is the first track from the EP named danmusik.nl track named - danmusik.nl. It will undoubtably be hitting all major dutch record stores within the next few months. Get it here while its hot and free.
Be Uber, Be danmusik.nl - danmusik
danmusik.nl.mp3 (4 MB) [audio/mpeg]
User Reviews
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-09-02 09:12:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Are you mentally retarded?
Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-09-02 08:31:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Dante_Alighieri (user info) at 2005-11-19 17:58:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This was gayer than Liberace on Valentine's Day.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-11-09 16:36:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
ohhhhh man....
Submitted by WantageJamie (user info) at 2005-11-09 13:33:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
more people review me
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2005-11-09 13:18:48 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by WantageJamie (user info) at 2005-11-09 13:09:34 EST (#)
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danmusik.nl owns you all, mwa ha ha ha...
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-11-09 13:02:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hi there! Welcome! Please post more of this quality work as having a ready punching bag makes my own life a little better.
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2005-11-09 13:00:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ok, you want a review on your 'music'?
Here:
The beginning had a decent set up as far as the time measurements. Bands from where your alter ego is from do alot of that work in a small but interesting category of music called Math Metal.
From there on the music went down hill. It resembled music you hear in arcades in those Dance Dance Revolution machines. It also sounded like the type of music you hear when playing any old space fighter, side scrolling SEGA game in the early 90's. It is because of this that the music, on the whole, sucked sloppy donkey dick.
Advice: Be more creative.
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2005-11-09 12:59:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Welcome!
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-11-09 12:58:42 EST (#)
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welcome to uber. try harder next time.
or just kill yourself.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-09 12:58:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Did you expect THIS???
Submitted by WantageJamie (user info) at 2005-11-09 12:54:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.wantage-youth.org.uk/index.html
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Fucking Wow!
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lol balls!
Submitted by WantageJamie (user info) at 2005-11-09 12:53:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Whoa, what? Badgers? He's quoting fucking Clerks. Look it up.
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I seen film, sorry didn't remember quote :/ not sure if thats good or bad... film is good though. Sorry for my nieve approach to uber conduct, I wish to be friend not foe, also... have u listned to danmusik.nl?
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2005-11-09 12:52:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.wantage-youth.org.uk/index.html
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Fucking Wow!
Submitted by WantageJamie (user info) at 2005-11-09 12:51:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
WANK!!
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2005-11-09 12:49:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Whoa, what? Badgers? He's quoting fucking Clerks. Look it up.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-09 12:49:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
lol ok, I am starting to understand the harsh world of ubersite, ps it was from Badgers you stupid fuck of a shoe shit
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LOL
LOL Fucking LOL
ugggggghhhhhhh
Submitted by WantageJamie (user info) at 2005-11-09 12:45:06 EST (#)
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Also,
Auto First Post -2
So don't take offense.
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lol ok, I am starting to understand the harsh world of ubersite, ps it was from Badgers you stupid fuck of a shoe shit
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2005-11-09 12:43:19 EST (#)
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Damnit, it's from Clerks. It's an absolute classic. Go rent it.
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2005-11-09 12:42:30 EST (#)
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Also,
Auto First Post -2
So don't take offense.
Submitted by WantageJamie (user info) at 2005-11-09 12:42:09 EST (#)
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Did he just say "Making fuck?"
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I would answer that question, but I have no idea what you mean... either I am very stupid... no i must just be stupid
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2005-11-09 12:41:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-11-09 12:28:16 (#)
Ranking: -2
Olaf.
Berzerker.
Girls think sexy.
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There were 372 words (give or take a few) in this post.
Bob's 5 words beat the shit out of all of them.
One more thing, your post had no real content. Just some contrite bullshit no one will find witty and amusing.
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-11-09 12:39:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Did he just say "Making fuck?"
Submitted by ButtloadOfMystery (user info) at 2005-11-09 12:39:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Good stuff...I like the dissonant background notes - kinda throws you off for a bit
Submitted by WantageJamie (user info) at 2005-11-09 12:38:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-11-09 12:28:16 (#)
Ranking: -2
Olaf.
Berzerker.
Girls think sexy.
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Can you please tell me something worth knowing about my post? and if you did, please could u translate it into n00b language
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-11-09 12:28:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Olaf.
Berzerker.
Girls think sexy.