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my first post sucked (762 hits)

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Rating: -1.67 on 28 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Jamie Hill <jamie.at.wantage-youth.org.uk> (View user info) at 2005-11-09 13:18:34 EST


My first post sucked... so I though I would post another

Christmas sucks but Jesus pwns

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Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-09-02 08:31:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-11-09 16:51:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

How about one a day, you filled bucket of rhino ejaculate?

Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-11-09 16:36:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

nope.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-11-09 13:54:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

God damn you. I thought I told you to go away.



Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-11-09 13:39:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

FUCK JESUS!

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-09 13:38:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

this one's not me....er I mean..I don't have alters you fucking fuck fucker.

Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2005-11-09 13:37:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

HAHAHAHA your second post sucked too

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-09 13:36:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Hey badass,

enough with the alters already

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-09 13:32:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

CHRIST MAKES MY DICK HARD

Submitted by WantageJamie (user info) at 2005-11-09 13:31:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

This was a beautiful commentary on the things you find to be lacking in America, and having a negative effect on the economy.

Though, it did lack certain key issues that should've been addressed in your argument, so only +1.

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You OWN my friend.

this guy is normal unlike the rest of u stiff upper lipped peole.

NEDERLANDS RULE

Submitted by WantageJamie (user info) at 2005-11-09 13:29:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Also, if I get both worst posts of all time will you guys think I'm cool? or does that require more skill???

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-11-09 13:28:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

This was a beautiful commentary on the things you find to be lacking in America, and having a negative effect on the economy.

Though, it did lack certain key issues that should've been addressed in your argument, so only +1.

Submitted by WantageJamie (user info) at 2005-11-09 13:28:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

STFU Alter.

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who is Alter


PS I am sorry for disturbing ubersite, rolf, but this is fun

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2005-11-09 13:27:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2005-11-09 13:26:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

STFU Alter.

Submitted by full_frontal (user info) at 2005-11-09 13:25:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

"Hello, this is my first post on ubersite. I am expecting to be rated very low or not at all since I will mostly be saying boring stuff and spelling things badly... That is pretty much all I have to say.

So I guess you can write anything you want on this site and people review it... it's a good idea. I am very boring and so reflects my post, well my first post. I hope to learn from the masters of this site who entertain and encaptulate people so that one day I can bring positive ratings to the world of ubersite.

can someone please comment 'it's probably the best that I know of' (i hope i quoted that right!)

I hope my short and amazingly written post will relieve any feelings of stress and anxiety from the reader. Not that I claim to have authority or power over stress and anxiety but I would like it if people felt better after reading this, purely selfishly on my part of course.

I haven't included anything about sound and music... so I will put what is the main body of my post here, at the end. Not because I am an 'Emo Tears :(' type who wants attention, but because i am retarded i expect (I hope i used the term Emo Tears :( correctly).

Now for the music or 'danmusik.nl' I should say. Basically I have created a second identity of myself who is from the nederlands and creates electronic music whilst being stoned (basically he is definatly uber enough to have his music on here... I am assuming you can upload mp3's, if not i am gonna look more stupid than most people in the world). Anyway I thought I would submit his stuff since he thinks it is 'vain' to do it himself, so I thought I would take it on myself to submit it for him. Check out the (attempted) attachment, it is the first track from the EP named danmusik.nl track named - danmusik.nl. It will undoubtably be hitting all major dutch record stores within the next few months. Get it here while its hot and free."
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that DID suck




Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-09 13:25:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I HAVE SHORT GESTATION.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-09 13:25:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Here's another -2 for forcing me into that typo.

Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-11-09 13:24:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

This page has been created by some of the youth from Wantage (a small town in Oxfordshire, South East England) who have decided to make a web page for no apparent reason...

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-09 13:24:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Thank God THIS one is a hige improvement.

Submitted by full_frontal (user info) at 2005-11-09 13:24:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by rayrayshanaynay (user info) at 2005-11-09 13:23:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by WantageJamie (user info) at 2005-11-09 13:19:28 (#)
Ranking: 2

pwnage
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Giving yourself a +2 is not going to help.


Submitted by WantageJamie (user info) at 2005-11-09 13:22:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

oops... just because I own your little bottoms is no reason to be angry!

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-09 13:21:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

First post sucked, second post sucked and I'm very confident that posts 3 thru when you quit will suck.

Thanks for sucking. I hope you are at least good at sucking cock!

Submitted by rayrayshanaynay (user info) at 2005-11-09 13:21:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

1 post per day fucktard.

Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-11-09 13:20:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I've noticed that guys named "Jamie" are all fucktards.

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-09 13:19:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

JESUS JUST FUCKED ME IN THE ASS NOW I'LL BE HAVING LITTLE BILL COSBYS RUNNING AROUND IN 9 WEEKS.

Submitted by WantageJamie (user info) at 2005-11-09 13:19:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

pwnage


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