Hi Everyone! (8666 hits)
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Submitted by GoodGirl (View user info) at 2005-11-09 13:29:02 EST
Hi everyone.
I just started my new job here in manhatten and just found this site while on a break. Seems pretty funny!
People are abit mean sometimes, though. But that's ok.
But about me: I'm 24, originally from Long Island, graduated from Syracuse, majored in Psychology (so watch out...I might analyze you! ;)), and now I work in fashion.
Anyway, I don't have a marvelous story to share with you all, but I promise I'll come up with something good soon.
Till then, here's a picture of me with a friend of mine.
User Reviews
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-01 13:22:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I REMEMBER THIS ALTER
Submitted by GMCrayon (user info) at 2007-05-01 13:17:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck you
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-05-01 13:01:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
are you the hot one or the gay guy?
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-11-15 09:57:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I remember this bird.
Submitted by cocaine (user info) at 2006-02-06 11:24:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
¡amo a ese hombre anaranjado!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-31 13:53:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey you below...You're silly. Get to work. I mean, go travel or whatever it is you do.
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2006-01-31 13:43:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This was awesome.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-15 18:46:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
the resemblance is striking = (
http://www.craftmountain.com/store/catalog/products/Halloween/hunchback.gif
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-11-15 07:30:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Comments made me laugh, some of them were just unpleasant but that's Uber so now you make your choice whether some of the things people said were a little bit too true and you leave never to return, whether you're just a little bit of a pussy and set up a new account, or whether you tough it out and make another post.
I would reccomend something with substance, pictures of you and your orange friend won;t cut it round these parts.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-11-15 02:44:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The world is indeed a bad place when you crap out two pieces of shit like this and get nearly double my hits. Have a revenge -2.
Submitted by Franger (user info) at 2005-11-15 02:30:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Pointless camwhores always deserve -2.
Submitted by Magic_Monkey (user info) at 2005-11-14 21:01:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
6417 hits on a shitty first post ....amazing
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2005-11-14 16:28:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Regarding the dude in the pic:
ATTN GHEY MENZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by erinly (user info) at 2005-11-14 16:12:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Your friend looks gay.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-11-14 14:13:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-11-09 14:46:44 (#)
Ranking: -2
Plastic people with their plastic lives
Plastic lips tell plastic lies
Plastic drivers in plastic cars
Plastic food from plastic jars
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beautiful. JUST BEAUTIFUL
VERY lame post.
Write something interesting - why should we give a toss what you like like when we don't know you?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-11-14 10:40:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by GoodGirl (user info) at 2005-11-11 15:03:20 (#)
Ranking: 0
dearest inion_de_trua,
my "nice rack" and "slippery twat" would like to thank you for your comments. it's reassuring to know that people with such good souls, such as yourself, can think to respond to a stranger the way you have. BRavo. i am now further along on my path to enlightenment thanks to your insightful comments.
Thank you again.
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well dearest goodgirl, i doubt working in the fashion industry would help you recognize a good soul even when you do come upon one. someone such as yourself - a fake blonde with booze in her hand and her arm around an eastern european ego tripping fairy with someone's magic wand up his ass - just doesn't get it. and it was insightful. a 16 yr old boy has no reason to talk to you other than what's attached to your rib cage and what he hopes is between your legs. but you'll stick up for him because he keeps complimenting you. and good soul? i never claimed to have one, or any soul for that matter. but considering some of the comments you've made it's not like you're mother theresa. thinking the same thoughts without saying them, stranger or not, is at best two-faced. so i say what i see. i mean come on a psych major working in fashion? what did you expect? gratitude for your very existence? don't think so sweety, i can't wait to see nyc chew you up and spit you back out either. one more plastic person down the drain. it's obvious by your height and build that you'll never be a model. and by your style, you'll never be a top designer. so what do you do exactly? sew? sweep up clippings? and...
your welcome
too bad you won't get a reality check from anything anyone tells you princess. even if we are all just strangers, we really can see what you are. denying it just makes it funnier.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-11-14 10:09:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2005-11-10 00:26:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
You're pretty. You should date MyNameIsTim.
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I live near you, and also went to syracuse.
prove it. tell me about syracuse.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-11-14 09:25:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 B@W!!!
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Submitted by BananaPhone (user info) at 2005-11-14 09:07:13 (#)
Ranking: -2
AAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH
This one post has no content whatsoever but yet still has more hits than all my posts.....
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All of your posts... But you only have two?? Nice average rating by the way.
Submitted by BananaPhone (user info) at 2005-11-14 09:07:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
AAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH
This one post has no content whatsoever but yet still has more hits than all my posts.....
Submitted by fusion88 (user info) at 2005-11-14 03:26:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
w0w a gay fag with a hot friend
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2005-11-13 23:05:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Are you the blonde or the pillow-biter?
Submitted by Call911 (user info) at 2005-11-13 20:43:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I need a blow job
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-13 15:27:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Look at the number of hits on good girl's "Hi everyone" post.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-11-13 14:40:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The reviews in this were pretty hilarious.
Good job with the new alter Badass. Even if you are following a lame, well-used formula.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-11-13 04:30:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/1
This post is more interesting with a more intriguing attachment and was submitted by an all-round better poster than you will ever be.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-11-13 01:55:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This post is a suicide note.
Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2005-11-12 17:24:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
That guy looks like a Ricky Martin wannabefag.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2005-11-12 17:08:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
bunch of cunts you all
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-11-12 11:45:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
If you work in Fashion, why are you wearing that gay shirt?
LOL SEE WHAT I DID THERE OMG!!111
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-11-12 10:55:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
...Oh....oh....fuck!!!!
The Gaydar's broken now.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-11-12 10:53:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by IWalkOnPavement (user info) at 2005-11-10 07:53:50 (#)
Ranking: 0
Yet another fantastic post. Good one, I liked the bit about raping my mother, original, very fresh. She is kinda old and fat though, but if thats your thing go for it.
Dude, if you're going to insult your own mother, you leave us nothing to do. Bastard!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-12 02:05:19 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/71085
Submitted by podium (user info) at 2005-11-12 00:26:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
HEY GOOD GIRL!
GET RID OF THAT FUCKING SALAMI CATOONI CASTARAFUCKING CANELLONI EATING WOP AND YOUVE GOT A CHANCE WITH A CHAINSMOKING, TOBACCO CHEWING ALCOHOLIC BABY!
LOVE,
PODIUM.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-11-12 00:21:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by GoodGirl (user info) at 2005-11-10 17:51:10 (#)
Ranking: 0
after taking a few hours to work, i came back to this posting and tried to view the comments with new eyes. some of the comments were funny, others wre hurtful, and many were just plain immature.
i read a few other postings and now understand that being mean to people (for no reason whatsoever) is pretty common here and that's just not cool.
but, i will continue on here and write some entertaining (hopefully! ;)) stories for all of you. hopefully some of you will ease up. although i'm not expecting it now.
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No. Don't. You fucking suck and all you're going to get are more insults because your writing is shit and you are nothing but a fuckball. Get the fuck out so we won't waste most heated on bullshit like this.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-11 20:20:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey, I tried to be nice...I asked you very nicely if I could fuck you in the ass.
"Nice" didn't get me anywhere.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-11-11 20:09:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
".. and now I work in fashion. "
Well, I hope you told Mario to lose the shirt. And your eyebrows are overworked, plucking them to the extent where you constantly look suprised or like someone has just shoved something up your pooper is personal grooming faux pas #3, directly beneath "chicks with dicks, who have acquiesed to playing the dick-muppet role in their against-all-laws-of-god relationship, should never wear less makeup than the 'breadwinner'". Take a leaf out of attn faggity Mario's book and go for more of that borderline-flatlining look. I, of course, can afford to be critical, because I'm a fucking knockout.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-11 20:08:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-11-11 19:27:19 (#)
Ranking: -2
You know that feeling you get when you stare at http:www.goatse.ca for about 20 minutes then your peripheral vision goes all blurry and you start to hear gregorian chanting coming from your computer monitor so you stuff it with tissues and other makeshift insulation to blot out the noise but it only makes it worse then you find yourself discussing Kafka with goatse's anus but getting more and more agitated because the anus is trying to link in repositive theory and you know how irrelevant it is and you know that IT knows how irrelevent it is so you just sit their in a big box of kitty litter, smearing shit up and down your buttcrack while a 1940's era toaster spews black smoke that curls around your Princess Leia poster and gives you the impression that she's shaking her hair at you and suddenly you think of islands and small birds and things you used to be scared of as a child and not even Carrie Fischer's myopic grin can take away the kind of pathetic, self-indulgent reverie that the solf, peachy pink of goatse's anus inspires in you so a rising feeling of sickness builds up and up and when you vomit it hurts like God Almighty but the cathartic weight of acid is at least something and hey, you're in the kitty litter anyway so who gives a fuck if you know what i mean but the burning doesn't go away and by the time you look down you have no body, only shit and you close your eyes hard in the vain hope they might burst and you'll be saved one more day of finding it harder and harder to masturbate because the porn you need is more and more esoteric and not even that Dutch chick with the scars is going to put razors up her pussy on live webcam, even if you do send her chocolates every day then feel sick with the guilt all night?
This was like that feeling, but worse.
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Awesome review!!!!!
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-11-11 19:27:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You know that feeling you get when you stare at http:www.goatse.ca for about 20 minutes then your peripheral vision goes all blurry and you start to hear gregorian chanting coming from your computer monitor so you stuff it with tissues and other makeshift insulation to blot out the noise but it only makes it worse then you find yourself discussing Kafka with goatse's anus but getting more and more agitated because the anus is trying to link in repositive theory and you know how irrelevant it is and you know that IT knows how irrelevent it is so you just sit their in a big box of kitty litter, smearing shit up and down your buttcrack while a 1940's era toaster spews black smoke that curls around your Princess Leia poster and gives you the impression that she's shaking her hair at you and suddenly you think of islands and small birds and things you used to be scared of as a child and not even Carrie Fischer's myopic grin can take away the kind of pathetic, self-indulgent reverie that the solf, peachy pink of goatse's anus inspires in you so a rising feeling of sickness builds up and up and when you vomit it hurts like God Almighty but the cathartic weight of acid is at least something and hey, you're in the kitty litter anyway so who gives a fuck if you know what i mean but the burning doesn't go away and by the time you look down you have no body, only shit and you close your eyes hard in the vain hope they might burst and you'll be saved one more day of finding it harder and harder to masturbate because the porn you need is more and more esoteric and not even that Dutch chick with the scars is going to put razors up her pussy on live webcam, even if you do send her chocolates every day then feel sick with the guilt all night?
This was like that feeling, but worse.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-11 18:03:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-11-11 00:00:48 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2005-11-10 23:02:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
Well I'm 16 and the people on here are extremely evil. You are realllllll hotttttt!!!!!
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Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2005-11-10 23:10:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
It seems that no matter how nice of a person you are the ass holes on this site tear you apart. We get a nice girl on this site and these faggots attack her. Don't they know how to treat a lady. Its okay if you take your anger out on me, but does it really make you feel god to me a complete dusch to a woman. GoodGirl if you read this contact me and I'll give you my email address. There are a few good people on this site, inculuding bubba. Thats all I have to say, except fuck them.
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HAHAHAHA!!!!
HOLY FUCK!
Bubba, I thought I told you to stay away from all the underage boys around here.
You fucking pedophile. What's your excuse for chatting it up with this fresh slab o' meat? Surely you can't make the "he's a boy genius" claims as you do with D-Prime.
You are fucking disgusting.
As for the 16 year old boy: SHE IS NOT GOING TO TOUCH YOUR PEE PEE, BUT BUBBA MIGHT
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Percy, The Village called. They want you back. . .
Submitted by GoodGirl (user info) at 2005-11-11 15:03:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
dearest inion_de_trua,
my "nice rack" and "slippery twat" would like to thank you for your comments. it's reassuring to know that people with such good souls, such as yourself, can think to respond to a stranger the way you have. BRavo. i am now further along on my path to enlightenment thanks to your insightful comments.
Thank you again.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-11-11 14:54:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
posts like this make it to most heated every now and again, but Ive never seen anything like this, probbaly becasue she gives as good as she gets.
People will stop being mean pretty quickly unless you post contreversy/crap.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-11-11 14:39:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by GoodGirl (user info) at 2005-11-09 14:10:47 (#)
Ranking: 0
no, i'm not pregnant (i hope!).
don't be mean. i'm not a mean person.
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you hope? you don't fucking know? oh fuck you mean you're not sterile? i thought that was going to be the one redeeming quality you had. can you at least just continue to take it the ass or swallow because i don't know if i can live happily knowing you might be breeding within 50 miles of my home. i don't want to have to drive to manhattA (yes it's three as, glad you took english with your psych) just to kill you. gas is expensive.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-11-11 12:43:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
what a great pic...two girls going out for a night on the town
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-11-11 12:13:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Whoa....
You're Caulaincourt's girlfriend?!?!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-11-11 12:09:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
oh and reading further down on and seeing the phrase "treat a lady" i just had to add. just cuz she has nice rack and a slippery twat does not make her a lady. granted i'm not saying i am either. but stop throwing the term around just cuz you got a stiffie.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-11-11 12:06:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
a bit mean... i don't think she gets the concept with the debates around here. then again a psych major who's in fashion can't be the brightest crayon in the box can she? ya know if you do a psych major and you don't become a dr it's basically saying "i majored in undecided." she's cute though, maybe after the fashion thing fails she'll start stripping, or be a guidance counselor or something.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-11-11 11:56:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Heh. You broke Ubersite. Niiiiice. :)
Submitted by GoodGirl (user info) at 2005-11-11 10:27:15 EST (#)
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Sinna, I've noticed that many of the poeple here aren't nice. it's ok. i'm a big girl and i can handle it.
i'll now sit and watch as people take that comment the wrong way and call me "fat" again.
oh and Swizzlemybellend, thank you for your compliments. you might only be 16, but you are one of the only people here to at least TRY to be nice. and before you ask: no, there is no chance for us to meet.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2005-11-11 10:22:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I take that back, I meant Vapid Whore Alter
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2005-11-11 10:21:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
reading this post makes me remember that shitfuck is the man and realize this chick is a vapid whore.
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2005-11-11 09:11:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You may be a nice person really, but most of us aren't. Swizzlemybellend, this isn't a dating site and you're not going to get your dick wet with her. Save face.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-11 07:05:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2005-11-10 23:02:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
Well I'm 16 and the people on here are extremely evil. You are realllllll hotttttt!!!!!
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The girl in that picture would not piss on the likes of you if you were on fire, remember that lad.
Don't get me wrong, it doesn't reflect on her badly as a person. You've just got to know your place.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-11-11 06:23:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by GoodGirl (user info) at 2005-11-09 13:42:33 (#)
Ranking: 0
with a name like 'shlongy,' i'm guessing you're either overcompensating the fact that you have a small dick, or the fact that since "penis" is on your mind so much, you couldn't resist choosing the name.
and yes, i swallow the goo. never yours, though.
Submitted by peternorth (user info) at 2005-11-11 01:35:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Nice shirt, I get you get a free bowl of soup with the purchase
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2005-11-11 00:33:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I have this uncontrollable urge to slap you in the mouth over and over again.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-11-11 00:00:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2005-11-10 23:02:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
Well I'm 16 and the people on here are extremely evil. You are realllllll hotttttt!!!!!
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Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2005-11-10 23:10:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
It seems that no matter how nice of a person you are the ass holes on this site tear you apart. We get a nice girl on this site and these faggots attack her. Don't they know how to treat a lady. Its okay if you take your anger out on me, but does it really make you feel god to me a complete dusch to a woman. GoodGirl if you read this contact me and I'll give you my email address. There are a few good people on this site, inculuding bubba. Thats all I have to say, except fuck them.
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HAHAHAHA!!!!
HOLY FUCK!
Bubba, I thought I told you to stay away from all the underage boys around here.
You fucking pedophile. What's your excuse for chatting it up with this fresh slab o' meat? Surely you can't make the "he's a boy genius" claims as you do with D-Prime.
You are fucking disgusting.
As for the 16 year old boy: SHE IS NOT GOING TO TOUCH YOUR PEE PEE, BUT BUBBA MIGHT.
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2005-11-10 23:10:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It seems that no matter how nice of a person you are the ass holes on this site tear you apart. We get a nice girl on this site and these faggots attack her. Don't they know how to treat a lady. Its okay if you take your anger out on me, but does it really make you feel god to me a complete dusch to a woman. GoodGirl if you read this contact me and I'll give you my email address. There are a few good people on this site, inculuding bubba. Thats all I have to say, except fuck them.
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2005-11-10 23:02:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well I'm 16 and the people on here are extremely evil. You are realllllll hotttttt!!!!!
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2005-11-10 23:01:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hi!
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-11-10 23:00:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
None of my shit has made it to most heated what the fuck? Yet barbie bimbo posts a picture with her and ricky martin, and next thing you know she-bang she-bang most heated. What a fucked up world.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-11-10 22:44:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
alter or not, i can still smell Dennis Rodman on your face
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-11-10 22:27:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
GOOD ONE METHOD
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-11-10 22:27:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You both appear to be well adjusted and interesting people.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-10 22:04:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I can't believe you stiffed me, goodgirl.
I thought we were to cyber at 8:30am, Manhattan time.
Since you stiffed me, I had to go give the high hard one to Mrs. Shlongy. What fun is THAT?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-10 21:04:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Is GoodGirl an alter? Fuck knows. She blew most of you chickenshits away with
her comebacks. Go home and study, fuckwads. . .
Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2005-11-10 18:16:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Welcome.
-2DIE!
Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2005-11-10 18:15:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Your 'friend' seems to be dropping a roofie into your glass.
Submitted by ButtloadOfMystery (user info) at 2005-11-10 18:12:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
once again - NO CAPS!!
Not funny anymore
whore
I think you're cute
but you still suck
Submitted by GoodGirl (user info) at 2005-11-10 17:51:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
after taking a few hours to work, i came back to this posting and tried to view the comments with new eyes. some of the comments were funny, others wre hurtful, and many were just plain immature.
i read a few other postings and now understand that being mean to people (for no reason whatsoever) is pretty common here and that's just not cool.
but, i will continue on here and write some entertaining (hopefully! ;)) stories for all of you. hopefully some of you will ease up. although i'm not expecting it now.
Submitted by Draqus (user info) at 2005-11-10 15:52:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ya know the thing about posy bastards like that?
I wanna rip their jugular out and feed it to the stuck-bitches that hang off them cos they think they're something more than the shallow, self-absorbed bastards that they are.
What's more, I probably could, because bastards like that are all show and NO FUCKING PUNCH.
Way to go, Method. Another excellent alter. Where did ye get the pic from?
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-11-10 15:37:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
where in manhattan are you? i work there too.
Submitted by randomhero83 (user info) at 2005-11-10 13:45:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I've got your picture of me and you
You wrote "I love you" I wrote "me too"
I sit there staring and there's nothing else to do
Oh it's in color Your hair is brown
Your eyes are hazel And soft as clouds
I often kiss you when there's no one else around
I've got your picture, I've got your picture
I'd like a million of you all round my cell
I want a doctor to take your picture
So I can look at you from inside as well
You've got me turning up and turning down
And turning in and turning 'round
I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
I've got your picture, I've got your picture
I'd like a million of them all round my cell
I want the doctor to take a picture
So I can look at you from inside as well
You've got me turning up and turning down and turning in and turning 'round
I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women
No fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it's dark
Everyone around me is a total stranger
Everyone avoids me like a cyclone ranger
That's why I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
(think so think so think so)
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2005-11-10 13:24:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
BEST ALTER EVAR!!!
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-11-10 13:04:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Tangerine and ivory live together in perfect harmony....
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-11-10 13:04:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
If this isn't an alter (there are SOME real people out there you know), then shes taking this shitstorm really well, if shes got any talent, I can see her doing pretty well here.
If she hasn't got any talent, then she can always show us her tits.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2005-11-10 13:02:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
260 reviews. god i hate you idiots.
yeah, im adding one, but i just want you all to know youre fuckwits for gratifying the bored guy that created this lame post for something to do on yet another night alone at home with nowhere to go and noone to talk to.
you idiots are the reason for shit like this.
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2005-11-10 12:37:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
My poor little brain can't handle all of this.
My first instinct was to cry "alter" but then it all seemed so pathetically real...
Oh Uber.
Submitted by ButtloadOfMystery (user info) at 2005-11-10 11:20:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's so obvious this is an alter! One post will be bad grammar without punctuation, the next will be near perfect with capital letters - this one is getting around like your mother on new years!
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-11-10 11:03:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
P2 for some of these side splitting reviews.
Heheheh
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-10 10:43:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Thy name is Method for we are many.
Submitted by LiquidPaper (user info) at 2005-11-10 10:32:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Do you take it in the ass?
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-11-10 10:30:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What'd you do, spill your soda?
Typical clumsy old man.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-10 10:25:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
On a side note...I cybered with goodgirl last night and it wasn't bad.
I needed to use extra-ply Bounty to clean up my mess.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-11-10 10:24:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Thaaaat's right. I forgot that you're actually Ed Norton's alter. How silly of me, you Hollywood star, you.
I loved you in American History X, by the way. I don't think I've ever told you that.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-10 10:22:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
When did Method become King of Uber?
I recall that I made a post a long time ago announcing that I was running for King of Uber.
I demand a recount.
Bitches.
Oh, wait...that's right. Method = Shlongy. We are king.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-10 10:21:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh Tom, you silly goose. Ubersite is only my part time job
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-11-10 10:15:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Easy Method. Take it easy. You're a big time Ubersite guy and she only works in marketing for something called J. Crew.
You SO win. **high five**
Submitted by randomhero83 (user info) at 2005-11-10 10:14:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This is Method's sister.
I only know 'cause he and I were face raping her last night. And now my dick burns.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-10 10:13:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
...
Seriously Method, is this an alter of yours or a real person?
You're freaking me out dude.
Submitted by randomhero83 (user info) at 2005-11-10 10:12:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
THIS
POST
WILL
NOT
DIE!
HAR
HAR
BITCHES.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-10 10:08:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sweets, a few things about this place.
One..your first post automatically will get slammed with
-2. Double that b/c your post had no content but only a picture.
Second..if you can't take the heat get out of the kitchen. Go read some of the comments people
leave on my posts. People are mean. Deal with it. You need to have tough skin around here and not take shit seriously.
Third, Method is everyone. He is the King of Uber. We are all Methods alters.
Fourth, if you are a real person and not someone's alter...don't go and tell everyone about this
place. Keep it quite. The first rule of Uber...DON'T TALK ABOUT UBER...
I couldn't resist poking fun at your friend. I'm sure he is a super guy. He's just so ORANGE.
Have fun.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-10 10:05:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Not the king of Uber, mebbe the king of alters
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-10 10:02:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Listen, while I know this is an alter, that chick in the picture is not a 6
If she is, I've never seen a 10 before
She's an 8
Submitted by GoodGirl (user info) at 2005-11-10 10:00:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
tiger lilly, i work in marketing for J. Crew.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-10 09:58:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh man, I love getting made fun of by my own alters.
You fuckin plastic cum dumpster, I wouldn't piss on you if your overbleached head was on fire. You are at best a 6 in my book, and that's me being nice to you. I've turned down pussy much better than the meat puppet you have between your legs.
Don't get too full of yourself, when you're 40 with 6 kids and your husband just left you for a girl 20 years younger than you, take a close look at your stretch marks, those hideous crows feet around your eyes, and the roots of your hair that are starting to turn grey. That, my dear, is what you have to look forward to.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-11-10 09:55:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Auto-Alter -2
Submitted by GoodGirl (user info) at 2005-11-10 09:54:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
tiger lilly, i want to saya few things in response to you. first is that since joining this site yesterday, i've been put down consistently and been told that i'm an "alter" lying bitch. now, this might be a hazing rite of passage, but i think i'm taking it all pretty well.
i'm sorry to insult your friend. but guess what, you insulted mine also. talk about the pot calling the kettle black. i can assure you that my friend is also a very good looking guy. he's not my type, but he is handsome.
"the king of uber?" is that true? did he start this website? even if he did, who would want that title?
so, in conclusion, i want to apologize for insulting your friend. i'm not a mean person, but how would you react if another person was claiming to be you? it's just annoying.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-10 09:52:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What exactly do you do in the fashion industry?
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-11-10 09:50:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2005-11-10 00:26:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
You're pretty. You should date MyNameIsTim.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-10 09:45:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by GoodGirl (user info) at 2005-11-10 09:32:41 (#)
Ranking: 0
Method? I've seen your picture in your birthday post to "krissi." i now understand why you are so desperate for people to want you to like them. I'm not going to call you "ugly" because I am no that kind of person. But let's just say that you remind me of a zaftig version of forrest gump.
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Ok, now you've just gone too far dissing my boy like that. Who the hell are you anyway?
I assure you Method is a good looking guy and you're certainly not going to be making
any friends around here making fun of the "King of Uber". Now, if I were you I would
go get another e-mail address, create another user name and start from scratch. And please
no more pictures of Oompa Loompa's they scare me.
Submitted by GoodGirl (user info) at 2005-11-10 09:32:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Method? I've seen your picture in your birthday post to "krissi." i now understand why you are so desperate for people to want you to like them. I'm not going to call you "ugly" because I am no that kind of person. But let's just say that you remind me of a zaftig version of forrest gump.
Submitted by KillerCowz (user info) at 2005-11-10 09:31:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you are hot ass hell damn lets see some more pics
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-10 09:24:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm sorry for this post. I don't know what came over me. I thought it would be amusing
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-11-10 09:11:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
JESUS CHRIST!!! 232 reviews and 2700 hits for THIS????? You people suck. All of you. You don't read shit that people actually take time to write, but you swarm all over nonsense like this like frat boys to a drunk freshman.
Although, I have to admit, clicking this post and seeing the 232 reviews, then seeing the creator of the post's most recent comment made me laugh.
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"For the last time, I am not anyone named 'Method.' I promise you all that. Not that my promises should mean anything to you, but by all that is holy, I am not 'Method.' "
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That made me laugh out loud. Method has quite the reputation.
Submitted by GoodGirl (user info) at 2005-11-10 08:54:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
For the last time, I am not anyone named "Method." I promise you all that. Not that my promises should mean anything to you, but by all that is holy, I am not "Method."
Please give this post less attention. There is much better work out there that should be getting recognized.
Submitted by IWalkOnPavement (user info) at 2005-11-10 08:47:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hmm, yeah. Sounds good. We can battle to the death over club sandwiches.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-10 08:43:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by IWalkOnPavement (user info) at 2005-11-10 07:46:19 (#)
Ranking: 0
My psych degree is going to go to working for a trade union, protecting the rights of workers in the UK and making sure that people can support their families. I would say that is pretty important.
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Wow, he's learning to be in a union and I'm learning how to work in HR.
It's like, you're my nemesis. You are the Anti-Berty.
We should do lunch.
Submitted by Magic_Monkey (user info) at 2005-11-10 08:20:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Hey welcome to Uber , be careful , don't knock shit before posting good stuff and well , good luck
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-11-10 08:06:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Geez, Method, you're really losing your ability to fool. Posting your own picture isn't very covert.
Submitted by IWalkOnPavement (user info) at 2005-11-10 07:53:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yet another fantastic post. Good one, I liked the bit about raping my mother, original, very fresh. She is kinda old and fat though, but if thats your thing go for it.
Submitted by randomhero83 (user info) at 2005-11-10 07:51:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by IWalkOnPavement (user info) at 2005-11-10 07:47:19 (#)
Ranking: 0
And nice one, lets attack my career choice rather than the content of my post. Good plan....
____________________________________
Actually, the FULL plan was for me to kill you with my amazing wit, rape your mother, and then burn your house down. I ran out of rope though.
Submitted by IWalkOnPavement (user info) at 2005-11-10 07:47:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
And nice one, lets attack my career choice rather than the content of my post. Good plan....
Submitted by IWalkOnPavement (user info) at 2005-11-10 07:46:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
My psych degree is going to go to working for a trade union, protecting the rights of workers in the UK and making sure that people can support their families. I would say that is pretty important.
Submitted by randomhero83 (user info) at 2005-11-10 07:41:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by IWalkOnPavement (user info) at 2005-11-10 07:37:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
And by the way, my psychology course at university is being paid for entirely out of my own pocket and hard work.
________________________________
WOW, you have a Psych degree too?!?1!!1! So, you'll be as useless to society as she is now huh? Awesome.
Choke yourself.
Submitted by IWalkOnPavement (user info) at 2005-11-10 07:40:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And for the record, you aren't fat.
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2005-11-10 07:40:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by IWalkOnPavement (user info) at 2005-11-10 07:37:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
I never posted before, and after this I won't ever be posting again. I think that the majority of people on this site have some serious attitude problems. I don't know if this person is real or an alter, but either way, everyone here acted like a bunch of 7 year olds. She apparantly commited a huge crime by simply posting a message to say hi and this was something you all felt was so terrible that not only did you comment negatively, but you attacked her personally for no real reason. This reminds me of preschool, picking on someone for the pure reason that she isn't already a part of your stupid 'club'. You should all be ashamed of your hostility towards someone who did not deserve it one little bit. And about the racist thing, i don't know what this girl believes, she might be racist, might not. i don't agree with racism at all, but from reading the apparantly racist comments, all i can see is a couple of sentances which may be slightly misguided, but i doubt were intended to be racist slurs. This is the kind of behaviour which shows a shocking amount of snobbery. Latching onto someone who seems to be slightly less intelligent than yourself and attacking them personally until you can feel validated again. By the way, the kind of macho bullshit which is displayed oh so well in the reply's to this post only manage to show one of 3 things. Either, closet homosexuality, deep insecurity and low self esteem or a tiny penis. You decide which best fits.
And by the way, my psychology course at university is being paid for entirely out of my own pocket and hard work
=====
OH NOES!!!!!
You guys got tolded off!
Har Har
Submitted by randomhero83 (user info) at 2005-11-10 07:38:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
THIS
POST
WILL
NOT
DIE!
Just Cause... -2
Submitted by IWalkOnPavement (user info) at 2005-11-10 07:37:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I never posted before, and after this I won't ever be posting again. I think that the majority of people on this site have some serious attitude problems. I don't know if this person is real or an alter, but either way, everyone here acted like a bunch of 7 year olds. She apparantly commited a huge crime by simply posting a message to say hi and this was something you all felt was so terrible that not only did you comment negatively, but you attacked her personally for no real reason. This reminds me of preschool, picking on someone for the pure reason that she isn't already a part of your stupid 'club'. You should all be ashamed of your hostility towards someone who did not deserve it one little bit. And about the racist thing, i don't know what this girl believes, she might be racist, might not. i don't agree with racism at all, but from reading the apparantly racist comments, all i can see is a couple of sentances which may be slightly misguided, but i doubt were intended to be racist slurs. This is the kind of behaviour which shows a shocking amount of snobbery. Latching onto someone who seems to be slightly less intelligent than yourself and attacking them personally until you can feel validated again. By the way, the kind of macho bullshit which is displayed oh so well in the reply's to this post only manage to show one of 3 things. Either, closet homosexuality, deep insecurity and low self esteem or a tiny penis. You decide which best fits.
And by the way, my psychology course at university is being paid for entirely out of my own pocket and hard work.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-10 06:10:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2005-11-10 00:26:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
You're pretty. You should date MyNameIsTim.
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hahahahahaha
Maybe she could find his 'California'...or whatever it was you couldn't find
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-11-10 05:24:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I hereby dub Method "the puppeteer".
Man you know how to pull people's strings.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-10 05:15:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by GoodGirl (user info) at 2005-11-09 22:35:16 (#)
Ranking: 0
i can't believe you guys are still going on about this.
and i am not an "alter."
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Hush now Method, the joke over. Don't ruin this special moment.
Although Krissi's comment about dating MyNameIsTim was funny.
Submitted by yuvalset (user info) at 2005-11-10 05:08:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll give it a 0 so people don't back away from introducing themselves on this site
Submitted by blondie2 (user info) at 2005-11-10 04:45:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I give this a 1, just coz the comments were fucking funny and has made me laugh on this shitty thursday morning.
Submitted by PizzaEagle (user info) at 2005-11-10 02:58:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
If you want camwhore posts to go away, don't send them to the top of the most heated list - just ignore them. Idiots.
Submitted by SacredHeart (user info) at 2005-11-10 00:27:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Go away.
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2005-11-10 00:26:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're pretty. You should date MyNameIsTim.
Submitted by SacredHeart (user info) at 2005-11-10 00:26:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
H-O-T HOT! What's his name?
Submitted by ThineJericho (user info) at 2005-11-10 00:10:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by GoodGirl (user info) at 2005-11-09 22:35:16 (#)
Ranking: 0
i can't believe you guys are still going on about this.
***
I agree. +2 because I slept with her sister.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2005-11-09 23:38:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
See all that shit underneith this? That's what you get for posting stuff like this. I'm sorry but that's the way it is here. +1 for your whole Aryan look...I mean...I want to be on you.
I want to be on you.
Submitted by malefic (user info) at 2005-11-09 23:02:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because shitfuck is such a complete retard.
"How dare you accept financial help to complete your education! Finding your own way is the path to enlightenment!"
Right, I'm sure if your dumb ass had been offered a scholarship you would have turned it down. Get a clue.
Submitted by BoggleJobber (user info) at 2005-11-09 22:51:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Probably would have been better received had you started with one of those "marvelous stories" first.
By the way, badassmofo, not all Chinese are alike, despite the whole twin thing between Lisa Ling and Lucy Liu.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-11-09 22:40:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you're not an alter?
suuuuuuure, and im not a shit poster.
Submitted by GoodGirl (user info) at 2005-11-09 22:35:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i can't believe you guys are still going on about this.
and i am not an "alter."
Submitted by littledan (user info) at 2005-11-09 22:31:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm calling shenanigans.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-11-09 22:27:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
faghag
Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2005-11-09 22:20:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
YOU MAKE WHIPLASH CRY
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-09 22:13:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm having a wank about that boy RIGHT NOW
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-11-09 22:04:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Maybe in a couple years you'll learn to spell "Manhattan".
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2005-11-09 21:56:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2005-11-09 15:55:38 (#)
Ranking: 0
I wish people weren't so mean.
I think some are agitated by that La Vida Loca looking tool, and because you look like a Pez dispenser with a bitch head.
*********
Submitted by GoodGirl (user info) at 2005-11-09 16:00:11 (#)
Ranking: 0
i agree, wisher. . . .
********
HAHAHA!
Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2005-11-09 21:52:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
+2 for the ski jump
Submitted by crazyaardvark (user info) at 2005-11-09 21:52:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry, but i don't think you belong here. Your'e too nice. Uber will eat you alive. Run, run while you still can!
Submitted by ButtloadOfMystery (user info) at 2005-11-09 21:45:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-11-09 20:30:37 (#)
Ranking: -2
News Flash: Nobody Loves You! You will die miserable and alone, masturbating to the thought of anything happy.
-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_
You make me happy...so I shall masturbate to the thought of you!
<3 happy
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-09 21:10:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I argue with many of my alters.
I also fucked a couple of them. Twice.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-11-09 20:30:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
News Flash: Nobody Loves You! You will die miserable and alone, masturbating to the thought of anything happy.
Submitted by ButtloadOfMystery (user info) at 2005-11-09 20:13:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
At least I made it to the top of the most heated list.
"YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!"
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-09 19:37:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-11-09 19:34:04 (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks Method, I need to unleash some venom today and this post worked out great.
And I do believe that arguing with alternate personalities falls under insanity.
But You'll get good drugs when they come with the straight jacket to take you to your padded cell.
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They'll probably just send him over here to replace 'Arthur Dent'.
Submitted by ButtloadOfMystery (user info) at 2005-11-09 19:35:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Damn I'm good - GoodGirl is MY alter - as is buttload of mystery...why else would I post crappy semi-racist pictures? And Oompa loompas?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/78646
http://www.ubersite.com/m/78657
But who am I?
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-11-09 19:34:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks Method, I need to unleash some venom today and this post worked out great.
And I do believe that arguing with alternate personalities falls under insanity.
But You'll get good drugs when they come with the straight jacket to take you to your padded cell.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-09 19:29:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hey method stop yelling at MY alter.
i'll get MJ on you....
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-09 19:15:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
back to yelling at my alter:
You know when you were in college, and you raised your hand to answer a question, because you didn't REALLY think you had the wrong answer, because you're not REALLY blonde, and the fat on your triceps jiggled like a lava lamp, and everyone pointed and laughed at you, and you didn't eat anything but your own stomach for a month?
Yeah, that was funny.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-09 19:13:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The former, I believe
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-09 19:12:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Did I mean Surrogate father or suffragete father?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-09 19:11:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This was genius method, sheer genius. I laughed so hard I blacked out and smashed my head on the computer table.
You are the man and I'll be a surrofate father for you anytime.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-09 19:10:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Does fighting with your own alters fall under "insanity" or "eccentricity"?
Submitted by GoodGirl (user info) at 2005-11-09 19:09:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
bint? is that the best you can do? try again, please.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-09 19:07:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
cuz you are, you stupid bint
Submitted by GoodGirl (user info) at 2005-11-09 19:07:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm really not on this site to meet anyone, method.
but thank you for the gentlemanly invitation.
and why do people think i'm you?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-09 19:04:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hi let's hang out, I work in Manhattan too, I'll take you on a horse drawn carriage ride in Central park and top the evening off with a good old fashioned raping in the bushes.
I'm such a fucking gentleman.
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2005-11-09 18:57:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Finally, a real picture of method. And for months I thought you was a fat eyetalian guy.
Submitted by jeveuxgagner (user info) at 2005-11-09 18:55:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-11-09 18:53:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Gay post. Nice bird you're with there
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-11-09 18:48:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Meh! shitty alter.
Submitted by missflibble (user info) at 2005-11-09 18:47:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
damn I hate alters. or posts from people who seem like alters.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-09 18:40:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha this rules
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-09 18:37:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
PS: Remember, Method is Shlongy.
Submitted by full_frontal (user info) at 2005-11-09 18:30:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2005-11-09 17:57:23 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by full_frontal (user info) at 2005-11-09 16:07:55 (#)
Ranking: 0
attention please: as stated below. i "hollywood psycho" would like to bet average_dan 2 million dollars that he does not know the girl and/or homo in above picture. he keeps on saying he knows her and i do not believe him.
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Pretty confident there...
Perhaps your'e the alter?
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no. i just figured what are the odds that some prick (goodgirl) is gonna put a picture up on some website saying that they are a pretty girl in said picture and then being proved wrong because some other prick(average_dan)who just happens to troll the website, knows the girl in the picture. its a small world, but not that small. so bring the proof and i'll bring the loot.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2005-11-09 18:14:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-09 17:39:46 (#)
Ranking: -2
Method sure knows how to play the role of a dumb broad pretty fucking well.
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I was thinking the very same thing.
Submitted by missflibble (user info) at 2005-11-09 18:13:42 EST (#)
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meh.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-09 18:08:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-11-09 17:07:40 (#)
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Why hasn't Method rated? Does anyone else smell that? Method?
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They're all Method. Hell, sometimes I wonder if I'm Method.
You're right shlongy, but I always assumed he called himself Method because he had a thing for acting.
Probably spent the weekend before this covered in fake tan and wearing a strapless bra.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2005-11-09 18:05:55 EST (#)
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You majored in psych but now you work in fashion? So you wasted your money on college and you wasted four (maybe more) years of your life at fucking Syracuse?? What are you retarded or something? You should have looked at yourself in the mirror in your senior year of high school and asked yourself if you wanted to get a doctorate in psychology, because that's what you need in order to make any sort of decent salary. The best you can do for yourself with just a major in psych is work at McDonalds, become a middle school counselor, or go into fashion.
Still looking for "the right guy" to whisk you away into happiness and money? Ain't gonna happen.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2005-11-09 17:57:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by full_frontal (user info) at 2005-11-09 16:07:55 (#)
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attention please: as stated below. i "hollywood psycho" would like to bet average_dan 2 million dollars that he does not know the girl and/or homo in above picture. he keeps on saying he knows her and i do not believe him.
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Pretty confident there...
Perhaps your'e the alter?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-09 17:39:46 EST (#)
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Method sure knows how to play the role of a dumb broad pretty fucking well.
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-11-09 17:14:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-09 16:55:16 (#)
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Anyway...to give credit where credit is due...if that is a REAL picture
of you, you're a very pretty girl.
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Kind of proves the point of this gem:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/78623
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-11-09 17:14:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-11-09 16:07:48 (#)
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Well Danger, after setting my family up in a new residence I decided to take up with the militant wing of PETA who threw me out after I tried to treat them all to dinner at the Sizzler. I wandered lost for a few days after waking up naked in the southwest and got a job peeling grapes for Fat Tony in an outfit much like Leia's from the Return of the Jedi. He tried playing grab ass one afternoon and I wasn't havin it. I got Rad to help me lure him into a basement with a gaggle of cheap mexican whores and sealed his fat ass off from the rest of humanity. Rad and I went out and got crocked after a job well done drinking lighter fluid with a everclear chaser.I left Rad passed out in his undies on his front porch and set off to find Glall in all his psychotic glory to bow down and hopefully become the first disciple of his unholy doctrine. Oh the whole it was a good party, burning virgins, snorting coke off of TigerLilly's ass, screaming ARISE FOUL FOWL at the dead chickens. Glall's always up for a good time.
After the obligatory sex orgy <you know Glall, you still haven't told me how that was supposed to give you power over the squirrels> I came home and set myself up as the most powerfull Madame in Detroit.
You like black bootie? I'll send you some cheap.
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Wow, you 'have' been busy. I remember the time Rad took me to a park in Vegas one night...
Rad: Hey, Danger, drink up...
Me: I dunno, Brian. Boy, that sure is a dumb name by the way, I'm feeling kinda giddy, and my beer's all fizzy...
Rad: Just drink it you little bitch fuck...
Me: Jesus, Rad, that kinda language doesn't impress anyone.. it's getting kinda late... can we go home now? I don't feel very good, I need to lie down..
Rad: [unzipping trousers] Right after I slip into something, more, err.. 'comfortable'.
My bum stills hurts to this day and has a terrible rash. My counsellor says the medical staff at the rape crisis centre have assured her that the rash was caused by someone ghey felching, and the pain, both mental and physical, is caused by this and not by Rad's incy wincy peener. forensic tests and mucus swabs have proved conclusively the perpetrator had a beard, and absolutely no sense of decency or aptitude for courting.
I. feel. so. violated...
wolfgangbreihtenreiter.at.hotmail.com
You will have to email me the super secret password "ACHTUNG!Tommy!" (case sensitive), and from there you will be directed to a highly sophisticated server, an inpenetrable firewalled cyberspace hymen, and all will be revealed. Well, it's nothin' Rad hasn't seen but you get my drift..
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-11-09 17:07:40 EST (#)
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Why hasn't Method rated? Does anyone else smell that? Method?
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-11-09 16:55:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by full_frontal (user info) at 2005-11-09 15:56:54 (#)
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Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-09 15:41:22 (#)
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Fuck these stupid ass games, I am emailing Bart right now, and then I'm going to call the girl whose picture this is and let her know that some dipshit is using one of her pics on the intarweb.
I will email Bart first though because I don't want him to get in trouble for some lame ass attempt by a fucking shit monger to acquire hits.
Nice try twat cheese.
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i am willing to wager 2 american dollars that average_dan does not know the girl and/or homosexual in said picture. hollywood.psycho.at.gmail.com
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You do know this constitutes a legal bet, correct? If Dan can prove he knows the person, he can take you to court for that money.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-09 16:55:16 EST (#)
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Anyway...to give credit where credit is due...if that is a REAL picture
of you, you're a very pretty girl. BUT your friend needs to lay off
the tanning beds.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-09 16:54:49 EST (#)
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I never realised Pentameter was Italian.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-11-09 16:50:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-11-09 16:14:55 (#)
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After the obligatory sex orgy <you know Glall, you still haven't told me how that was supposed to give you power over the squirrels>
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Heh......
(runs)
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HEY get back here.... I didn't let you bang my ass for nothin'....
WHERE'S MY ARMY OF RABID SQUIRRELS, YOU FUCKER?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-09 16:49:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-09 16:44:41 (#)
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Submitted by GoodGirl (user info) at 2005-11-09 16:00:11 (#)
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TigerLilly eats the corn out of Method's shit. FIESTA!!!!
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Now that's funny!!
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-11-09 16:49:43 EST (#)
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you broke teh intarweb!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-09 16:48:28 EST (#)
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Dammit Method this was hilarious. You're finiest work yet.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-09 16:44:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by GoodGirl (user info) at 2005-11-09 16:00:11 (#)
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TigerLilly eats the corn out of Method's shit. FIESTA!!!!
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Tiger you probably didn't see that down below, I thougt I'd bring it up for you.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2005-11-09 16:42:09 EST (#)
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This is hilarious.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-09 16:41:32 EST (#)
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Now EVERYBODY sing with me
Oompa loompa doompa dee do, I've got another puzzle for you!
Oompa loompa doompa dee doooo!!!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-09 16:39:32 EST (#)
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<><><><><><><> TO ALL THE REVIEWERS <><><><><><><>
The comments on this post while although very rude, myself included in the rudeness, has single-handedly provided me with much laughter on this very wet and rainy day in Connecticut.
Thank you all.
Carry on now.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-09 16:16:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-11-09 16:12:41 (#)
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Danger, I want an e-mail address. Pleeeeeeeeeease......
I'll give you that full body jello massage you've been wanting so much.
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do it, it's worth it
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-11-09 16:14:55 EST (#)
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After the obligatory sex orgy <you know Glall, you still haven't told me how that was sup