Shlongy licked my pussy and all I got was sexually frustrated (18189 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -1.28 on 52 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Lojope (View user info) at 2005-11-09 13:29:42 EST
I did shit on his head, though, so all's well.
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-11-06 15:52:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
HOLY CHRIST
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-11-10 01:00:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sphagnum never used this account, Badass.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-09 17:41:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wait a second...You're going to have another Shlongy Tribute Post removed?
That'll leave me with only 431 of them.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-09 14:18:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
And now it's off the front page. I apparently need to archive this post. IMMEDIATELY!
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-11-09 14:12:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ahahahahaha Shlongy pissed you off. Rant away asshole, your sorry excuse for insults makes me laugh.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-09 14:09:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Now that...that was quick
Buh-bye assface.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-09 14:08:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
40 minutes to linkage. That was fast.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-09 14:06:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What's with all the yelling?
Asslicker.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-09 14:06:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
So I can tell the difference when its Swampy vs. WhatTheHell but I can never tell when its Sphagnum
how are you doing WTH.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-11-09 14:05:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W!
Genius shit right heer
Submitted by MrHappyPants (user info) at 2005-11-09 14:04:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
SHLONGY EATS SHIT
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-11-09 14:04:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-11-09 14:03:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
So she calls your cock 'little runt piece of shit'...?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-09 14:01:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
There is a solid four pages of -2's, that is obscene. For some reason my computer wouldn't let me download the photo, and after reading the reviews i am glad.
Why Dave? Why?
Please stop getting banned.
Submitted by MrHappyPants (user info) at 2005-11-09 14:00:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
SUCK MY COCK
Submitted by MrHappyPants (user info) at 2005-11-09 13:59:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BADASSMOFO YOU'RE A SORRY PIECE OF SHIT JUST LIKE SHLONGY
WHY DONT YOU TWO GO EAT EACH OTHER'S COCKS
FUCKING FAGGOTS
Submitted by MrHappyPants (user info) at 2005-11-09 13:58:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-09 13:56:34 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by MrHappyPants (user info) at 2005-11-09 13:43:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-09 13:42:31 (#)
Ranking: -2
What are you planning on using for your NEXT "log on name", dipshit?
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PROBABLY YOUR WIFE'S PET NAME FOR MY COCK
YOU LITTLE RUNT PIECE OF SHIT
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So she calls your cock 'little runt piece of shit'...?
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OH, THATS A GOOD ONE YOU IGNORANT MOTHERFUCKER
YOU'RE NO FUNNIER THAN YOUR FUCKING BUTT BUDDY SHLONGY
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-09 13:56:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by MrHappyPants (user info) at 2005-11-09 13:43:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-09 13:42:31 (#)
Ranking: -2
What are you planning on using for your NEXT "log on name", dipshit?
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PROBABLY YOUR WIFE'S PET NAME FOR MY COCK
YOU LITTLE RUNT PIECE OF SHIT
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So she calls your cock 'little runt piece of shit'...?
Submitted by MrHappyPants (user info) at 2005-11-09 13:56:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2005-11-09 13:55:20 (#)
Ranking: -2
Prepare to get banned.
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FUCK IT
I'M SICK OF THIS ASSHOLE
Submitted by MrHappyPants (user info) at 2005-11-09 13:55:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
SHLONGY HAS ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION
THAT'S WHY I FUCK HIS WIFE
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2005-11-09 13:55:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Prepare to get banned.
Submitted by MrHappyPants (user info) at 2005-11-09 13:54:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WHAT'S WRONG SHLONGY, GOT A THROAT FULL OF COCK?
Submitted by MrHappyPants (user info) at 2005-11-09 13:54:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-09 13:52:35 (#)
Ranking: -2
B@W submissions usually end these accounts pretty quickly swampy/squattail/foamy/who-the-fuck-ever.
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FUCK YOU TOO, YOU LITTLE RAT BITCH
Submitted by MrHappyPants (user info) at 2005-11-09 13:52:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
COME OUT AND PLAY, LITTLE MAN
YOU'VE GOT AN AWFUL BIG INTERNET MOUTH FOR SUCH A WEE LITTLE GUY
INTERNET TOUGH GUY
WHAT A STUPID MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF SHIT YOU ARE, BITCH
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-09 13:52:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
B@W submissions usually end these accounts pretty quickly swampy/squattail/foamy/who-the-fuck-ever.
Submitted by MrHappyPants (user info) at 2005-11-09 13:51:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
LITTLE TINY MAN WITH A BIG INTERNET MOUTH
FUCKING FAGGOT ASS SON OF A BITCH
Submitted by MrHappyPants (user info) at 2005-11-09 13:51:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YOU GOT NOTHING TO SAY NOW, YOU LIMP DICKED LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT?
YOU BUSY SUCKING COCK?
Submitted by MrHappyPants (user info) at 2005-11-09 13:49:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
COME ON YOU COCK!!
FUCK YOU!!
Submitted by MrHappyPants (user info) at 2005-11-09 13:49:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'LL RIP YOU A NEW FUCKING ASSHOLE, YOU BALD LITTLE BITCH
Submitted by MrHappyPants (user info) at 2005-11-09 13:49:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YOU CAN'T HANG WITH THE FUCKING MASTER OF MOTHERFUCKING DISASTER
YOU LITTLE PIECE OF COCK FUZZ
Submitted by MrHappyPants (user info) at 2005-11-09 13:48:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WHERE YOU AT, BITCH?
Submitted by MrHappyPants (user info) at 2005-11-09 13:48:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'M GONNA KICK THE SHIT OUT OF YOU ONE OF THESE DAYS SHLONGY
OHHHHH MAN
YOU FUCKING LITTLE SAD PIECE OF SHIT COCK BLOWER
Submitted by MrHappyPants (user info) at 2005-11-09 13:47:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YOU GODDAMN LITTLE RUNT SACK OF SHIT
YOU SORRY ASS MOTHERFUCKER
Submitted by MrHappyPants (user info) at 2005-11-09 13:47:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
BUH BYE?
WHAT ARE YOU, SOME KIND OF FUCKING FAGGOT?
Submitted by MrHappyPants (user info) at 2005-11-09 13:46:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
THIS NAME HAS BEEN USED BY ABOUT 10 DIFFERENT PEOPLE IN THE LAST TWO WEEKS.
BUT NOW I'VE GOT IT YOU SORRY SACK OF SHIT MOTHERFUCKER.
FUCK YOU AND SUCK COCK, YOU LITTLE RUNT SACK OF SHIT
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-09 13:46:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Mr. Nobody here has apparently blown a fuse.
After he blew the paperboy.
Buh bye, asshole.
Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2005-11-09 13:44:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
That is some sick shit!! (no pun intended)
Submitted by MrHappyPants (user info) at 2005-11-09 13:43:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
FUCK YOU SHLONGY
Submitted by MrHappyPants (user info) at 2005-11-09 13:43:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-09 13:42:31 (#)
Ranking: -2
What are you planning on using for your NEXT "log on name", dipshit?
--------------------------------------------
PROBABLY YOUR WIFE'S PET NAME FOR MY COCK
YOU LITTLE RUNT PIECE OF SHIT
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-11-09 13:42:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
It's sad what has happened to Hasselhoff...
Submitted by MrHappyPants (user info) at 2005-11-09 13:42:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
SHLONGY IS EMAILING BART RIGHT NOW
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-09 13:42:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What are you planning on using for your NEXT "log on name", dipshit?
Submitted by MrHappyPants (user info) at 2005-11-09 13:41:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
THAT'S SHIT!!!
Submitted by MrHappyPants (user info) at 2005-11-09 13:36:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
THERE'S A MOTHERFUCKING
TURD ON YOUR HEAD
YOU GAY BITCH
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-11-09 13:36:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
That's weird. It's like something out of that twilighty show about
that zone.
-- Homer Simpson
Treehouse of Horror VI
Submitted by MrHappyPants (user info) at 2005-11-09 13:33:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HOLY MOTHER OF ALL CHRIST LIKE BEINGS
IS THAT POO POO???
Submitted by MrHappyPants (user info) at 2005-11-09 13:33:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
SHLONGY LICKED MY DICK AND IT WENT LIMP
Submitted by MrHappyPants (user info) at 2005-11-09 13:32:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD POST THIS?
Submitted by MrHappyPants (user info) at 2005-11-09 13:32:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
PLUS FUCKING TWO FOR THIS MOTHERFUCKING POST!!!
Submitted by MrHappyPants (user info) at 2005-11-09 13:32:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for shitting on shlongy's head!!
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-09 13:32:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
yikes
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-11-09 13:30:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
SOUPS ON BITCHES!!!