Feeling Very Violent Lately (806 hits)
Category: GeneralRating: -1.48 on 50 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Alex Loa <windowsrcold.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-11-09 14:23:31 EST
Well this is my first posting here on Ubersite. It is full of some very colorful characters and I figured hey what a better place to vent my rage and confusion. Let's see here well lately I have been feeling more and more violent. When I'm in the elevator at work and some strange person I don't know or want to starts talking to me about some mundane problem they are having in their over priced law firm or the badly drawn out technical humor that the engineering firm next to me tries to lay on you while your just trying to get to the fucking vending machine, thats when I feel the rage coming up. I create a movie in my head of grabbing the rambling idiots by their hair and repeatedly ramming their head into the stainless steel hand rail that sits loosely anchored at the back of the elevator and then when they are unconcious I want to kick them in the chest until my shoe finally penetrates their sternum and becomes stuck. Then I would calmly fix my hair wipe off my shoe with the morons shirt and continue on to the vending machine to get my diet soda. Usually the chime of they elevator reaching it's destination brings me out of my little movie experience just in time to hear the punch line/climax of the joke/story they were telling me. I make a fake laugh and go about my business. Now I understand that everyone has there violent days but lately they have been getting harder and harder to write off. It is getting really hard to control these bouts of anger and rage. It may have something to do with the fact that I'm losing weight. I have been a big guy all my life and just finally got tired of being the fat guy. So I'm doing something about it, mind you this is the first time I've ever made a concious effort to lose weight. Seems like the more I lose the more pissed off I get. I think my chick said it best. "Skinny girls are bitches cause theyre hungry!" I really dont' feel hungry all the time but it seems that when fat people lose weight they get very irritable. Does anyone know what I'm talking about or am I alone on this one? Well either way I hope this passes and doesn't get worse or I may actually end up hurting someone. I think another part of the anger is that I'm frustrated with the state of affairs in our country lately. First let me start with my home state. Two years ago the people of California took a chance on a movie star that immigrated to the states decades ago and made his living out of Hollywood. Since the state of affairs was so bad we all felt that a change in political structure was needed and thus Arnold Schwarzenegger came into the office of the governor. Now we all begged him to please fix california, balance the budget, bring spending back in check change everything back to when we were the best state in the union financially. So he promised us this, promised us he wouldn't bow to special interests or lobbyists. Well here we are two years later and he's trying to change it. He's putting the political power of government labor unions back into the hands of the people. The opt out program was full of holes and the unions would always find one reason or another to use your dues to push candidates and causes that workers often didn't want. What did they people do? They killed the proposition, fine thats what you want then don't complain anymore. Then he decided to change some teaching programs to help check education spending and make sure it's spent on students and resources not on sub standard instructors and administration and what did the people say? They killed the proposition. Every single one of the props was voted out. With the exception of 77 and 79 they all sounded like pretty good ideas. But they changed things and took money away from the people who abused the power so of course they blinded the rest of the group and helped kill it. We all voted for Arnold to change everything around so it can be run properly and now that it's time to trim the fat and reorganize our priorities and infrastructure no one wants to give anything up. We all voted to help fix our fiscal situation and now that is time to take some money away no one wants to part with their share. Well I hope we all enjoy living on credit in this state because thats what's happening. Second political mess that everyone knows about is the well trained ape that we call our president. Our mission to "liberate" Iraq has cost us more in peace time than any war or conflict has in the past twenty years. Oh and when I say "liberate" I use quotes because that's not what were doing. We have actually invaded this country. The second we set up our own type of government and began to suppress the voice of part of the country we set up our invasion. Don't get me wrong I support our troops in all facets of this shitty engagment. I don't hate soldiers, they are doing a great service to this country and it's people just by being there. I shake hands and thank soldiers whenever I run into one. Without them we wouldn't have anything. The one I can't stand is the ape that sent us over there to begin with. It was all lies and propaganda. Even after all of this came out we still re-elected the ape, why? Because he was better than the other guy. This guy scared us a little less than the other person who was running. Yeah thats an achievment. I guess thats why I'm an independent now. I will vote issue and substance not party. Well now that i've got my anger back up again I think I'm gonna go take a little elevator ride. I hope no one thinks I'm angry all the time I'm just hoping someone can help logically explain some of the shit that I just wrote about to me cause I just don't understand. Well back to the phones for me. Later
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Submitted by darkspoon (user info) at 2005-11-10 17:04:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2005-11-10 07:05:03 (#)
Ranking: -2
WTF I'm not reading all that!
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2005-11-10 15:14:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2005-11-10 11:42:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-05-03 13:13:48 (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey. Whats up. My hand is broken and I can only read the '.' key. Maybe if you are lucky I will use the occasional comma. But you are probably going to be dissapointed with my inability to reach the 'enter' key.
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2005-11-10 07:05:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
WTF I'm not reading all that!
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2005-11-10 06:59:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Your post looks like broadcast TV static.
Didn't even have to read it to give it this well-earned -2DIE.
Submitted by crazyaardvark (user info) at 2005-11-10 04:25:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What everyone else said
Welcome to Uber. Use the spacebar next time.
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2005-11-10 04:12:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-09 23:56:04 (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/16146
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Old Skool.
Seriously though, I got half way through and gave up.
Submitted by celine (user info) at 2005-11-10 04:04:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
WTF I'm not reading all of that -2 DIE.
Get used to hearing that.
Welcome to Uber.
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-11-10 03:55:47 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2005-11-10 00:24:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-09 23:56:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/16146
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-09 23:45:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Better, CystMaster?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-09 23:44:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
My name is Alex Loa and I hate to hit Return. I hold lit matches near my ass so I can smell the burn. Of hair so curled, so singy brown. The sulfur stink can't make me frown. I felt a little violent and couldn't understand. Why fate would make me hate today and want to burn that man. He never saw it coming. No he never saw me come. But I'm quite sure he felt it when I spurted in his bung. I then succumbed to violence. I couldn't hold the falls. I held a match up to his ass and singed his ass and balls. My name is Alex Loa and I hate to hit Return. I hold lit matches near my ass so I can smell the burn. Of hair so curled, so singy brown. The sulfur stink can't make me frown. I felt a little violent and couldn't understand. Why fate would make me hate today and want to burn that man. He never saw it coming. No he never saw me come. But I'm quite sure he felt it when I spurted in his bung. I then succumbed to violence. I couldn't hold the falls. I held a match up to his ass and singed his ass and balls. My name is Alex Loa and I hate to hit Return. I hold lit matches near my ass so I can smell the burn. Of hair so curled, so singy brown. The sulfur stink can't make me frown. I felt a little violent and couldn't understand. Why fate would make me hate today and want to burn that man. He never saw it coming. No he never saw me come. But I'm quite sure he felt it when I spurted in his bung. I then succumbed to violence. I couldn't hold the falls. I held a match up to his ass and singed his ass and balls. My name is Alex Loa and I hate to hit Return. I hold lit matches near my ass so I can smell the burn. Of hair so curled, so singy brown. The sulfur stink can't make me frown. I felt a little violent and couldn't understand. Why fate would make me hate today and want to burn that man. He never saw it coming. No he never saw me come. But I'm quite sure he felt it when I spurted in his bung. I then succumbed to violence. I couldn't hold the falls. I held a match up to his ass and singed his ass and balls. My name is Alex Loa and I hate to hit Return. I hold lit matches near my ass so I can smell the burn. Of hair so curled, so singy brown. The sulfur stink can't make me frown. I felt a little violent and couldn't understand. Why fate would make me hate today and want to burn that man. He never saw it coming. No he never saw me come. But I'm quite sure he felt it when I spurted in his bung. I then succumbed to violence. I couldn't hold the falls. I held a match up to his ass and singed his ass and balls.
Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2005-11-09 23:36:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by r1nce (user info) at 2005-11-09 20:23:15 (#)
Ranking: -2
I've been staring at it for at least 5 minutes and still can't see the sailboat.
I don't think this is one of those 'Magic Eye' things after all.
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hahahaha
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2005-11-09 23:29:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-09 14:25:24 (#)
Ranking: -2
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I actually read this hoping Orgasml;kjhlkjflhskj would say something funny and-slash-or witty. He failed. You get a +2.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2005-11-09 22:03:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
1 paragraph, you say?
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-11-09 20:34:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
wow a huge block of text. Awesome man!
Submitted by r1nce (user info) at 2005-11-09 20:23:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I've been staring at it for at least 5 minutes and still can't see the sailboat.
I don't think this is one of those 'Magic Eye' things after all.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-11-09 20:03:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by windowsrcold (user info) at 2005-11-09 17:45:38 (#)
Ranking: 0
I apologize all, next time will make sure to punctuate and hit ENTER. Used to writing in different forum.
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Was this a forum where people liked huge blocks of text that made your eyes burn?
I lost my place in the middle, and never found it again... I just picked a sentence and started reading from the closest spot I could find.
Good luck on your next post, though. It might deserve a positive rating if you use paragraphs.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-11-09 19:56:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
no paragraphs?
thats gotta be a sin.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-09 19:27:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Nobody read it.
Submitted by missflibble (user info) at 2005-11-09 18:52:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
gimme a P gimme an A gimme an R...
sod it. paragraphs dude.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-09 17:56:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You GOTTA be fucking kidding here, asshole.
Submitted by windowsrcold (user info) at 2005-11-09 17:45:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I apologize all, next time will make sure to punctuate and hit ENTER. Used to writing in different forum.
Submitted by dangerdude (user info) at 2005-11-09 17:21:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
yeah, use paragrapghs, next time kiddo
Submitted by resignator (user info) at 2005-11-09 16:29:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
There is a new craze sweeping the literary world. It is called "indentation". It involves using the tab key or the space bar to denote paragraphs. Other new fads in writing include periods to denote the end of a sentence (i know...this is just a crazy) and also this odd thing called capitalization. I havent hung out with the younger crowd long enough to actually figure out what capitilization is though.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-11-09 16:22:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Take a Midol®, and learn how to use paragraphs, for the love of all that doesn't suck.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-09 16:01:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This might be very good but it is too hard to read.
Submitted by Tormencha (user info) at 2005-11-09 15:34:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Had to make it right...never meant that +2..no god damn way!
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2005-11-09 15:21:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey: No.
Submitted by Tormencha (user info) at 2005-11-09 15:19:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
doh!
Submitted by Tormencha (user info) at 2005-11-09 15:17:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If you had a vagina I would kick you right in it. Not for the sake of conversation in regards to your sociopathic nature, but because you punctuate like a 4 year old boy who has found out that his penis actually gets stiff! You little dick!
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-09 15:15:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-11-09 14:39:04 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by GoodGirl (user info) at 2005-11-09 14:34:52 (#)
Ranking: 0
wow. i just read through all of that.
you need to seek counseling.
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Don't start rating like you're a real damn person. Get your ass back to your post and defend yourself, you useless alter bitch.
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ahahahahahahahaha
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-11-09 15:07:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This makes baby jesus cry.
Submitted by texian136 (user info) at 2005-11-09 14:49:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Its called a paragraph. USE IT NEXT TIME!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-09 14:46:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2005-11-09 14:26:08 (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh my fucking god. I wish there was a system on here whereby you could ban someone if they received a certain number of votes by users with more than a certain number of posts.
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It's called pulsehead, champ. Look it up when they can actually keep it up.
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-11-09 14:42:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Nice big block o' text.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-11-09 14:39:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by GoodGirl (user info) at 2005-11-09 14:34:52 (#)
Ranking: 0
wow. i just read through all of that.
you need to seek counseling.
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Don't start rating like you're a real damn person. Get your ass back to your post and defend yourself, you useless alter bitch.
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2005-11-09 14:38:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I read it. Liked it. AGREE. I often want to kill people myself in the elevator.
I'm in VA. We did something right yesterday. Kaine.
Bush: *&^%$
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-09 14:38:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Another English student joins Uber
Submitted by GoodGirl (user info) at 2005-11-09 14:34:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
wow. i just read through all of that.
you need to seek counseling.
Submitted by randomhero83 (user info) at 2005-11-09 14:34:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm going to take your e-mail address and sign you up for as much transvestite porn as I can find online. IT'S WHAT'S FOR DINNER BITCH--
Submitted by EAZEDZT (user info) at 2005-11-09 14:33:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Im a tool
Submitted by EAZEDZT (user info) at 2005-11-09 14:32:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus! Is this a joke?
The shit stains on my toilet paper read better than this.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-09 14:29:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
WTF I'M NOT READING ALL THAT
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-11-09 14:29:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You ass, break up your paragraphs.
Do you think I want to make my eyes bleed trying to read your drivel?
Submitted by RobertHand (user info) at 2005-11-09 14:29:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I actually made it about halfway through before regaining my senses and deciding to just say ENTER KEY.
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2005-11-09 14:26:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh my fucking god. I wish there was a system on here whereby you could ban someone if they received a certain number of votes by users with more than a certain number of posts.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-09 14:25:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-11-09 14:25:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
im tryingg to typoew butr myu eyees are bleedinmg
thanksa assholse