The Morning After (875 hits)
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Submitted by LMarie (View user info) at 2005-11-09 15:13:24 EST
Last night, I was drunk. I was drunk, and I was on uber.
I feel like it's the morning after a night of drunken on-the-bar dancing at some skanky pub.
I made some rude comments...probably on the wrong threads. Thank god I didn't post anything.
I'll try not to drink and post.
That is all.
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Submitted by Lmarie22000 (user info) at 2005-11-12 02:47:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Also, try not to live and breathe, while you're at it.
PS> Who ARE you?
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You have such a non-life that you're offensive over a person that you're not familiar with on YOUR FAVORITE website????
Well, my name's Lisa.
Hi.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-10 07:04:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Also, try not to live and breathe, while you're at it.
PS> Who ARE you?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-11-10 01:58:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by yuvalset (user info) at 2005-11-10 01:47:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
I think a person should drink and post, actually I'm calling on every able man to drink and post as much as he can.
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I do it all the time.
Masterpiece after masterpiece.
Submitted by yuvalset (user info) at 2005-11-10 01:47:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think a person should drink and post, actually I'm calling on every able man to drink and post as much as he can.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-11-10 01:35:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I've never posted anything this bad.
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2005-11-10 00:21:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm drunk now... but it's my birthday!
+2!!!!!!!!
Submitted by malefic (user info) at 2005-11-09 23:14:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"Last night, I was drunk. I was drunk, and I was on uber. "
Loser.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-11-09 23:04:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by crazyaardvark (user info) at 2005-11-09 21:55:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Great thinking, 99
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2005-11-09 19:55:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2005-11-09 18:00:38 (#)
Ranking: -2
Who are you?
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-09 18:19:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2005-11-09 18:00:38 (#)
Ranking: -2
Who are you?
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2005-11-09 18:00:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Who are you?
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-11-09 17:43:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
thanks for the apology. now *show* me you're sorry, bitch.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-11-09 16:46:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Not a problem. I have the same problem with play.com one click ordering. DANGEROUS. For some reason I ordered every harry potter film recently - I cancelled the order next morning when I looked at my order history with disgust. Drunken errors. I can only presume I wanted to punish myself.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2005-11-09 16:26:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I...was deeply...offended?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-09 16:25:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Get you a Morning After Pill, drunken streetwalker!
You don't want to have your legs in stirrups in nine months, only to find that you're the proud mother of an Asian baby.
I told you you shouldn't have had that last drink with the Samsung salesman...
That, or just jump up and down really fast.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-11-09 15:56:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
The only way to redeem yourself now is:
*drum roll*
DRUNKEN TOPLESS CAMWHORE!
*cymbal splash*
Well, it worked for me...
Submitted by Tormencha (user info) at 2005-11-09 15:51:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I feel like it's the morning after a night of drunken on-the-bar dancing at some skanky pub.
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I wonder a) how you know how that would feel, b) if you do it often!
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-11-09 15:40:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Slacker.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-09 15:28:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BWAHAHAHAHA... +2 for being honest. We've all been there. No worries.
Submitted by Worm (user info) at 2005-11-09 15:20:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
That's fine for you, Marge. But I used to rock and roll all night and
party every day. Then it was every other day. Now I'm lucky if I can
find half an hour a week in which to get funky. I've got to get out of
this rut and back into the groove!
-- Homer Simpson
Homerpalooza
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2005-11-09 15:17:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Try not to post at all.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-09 15:17:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
what's this?
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2005-11-09 15:17:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You should have aborted yourself.
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-11-09 15:16:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Needs more drunken camwhore.